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IrishLion

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wizards8507 said:
It's not a humble-brag, it's a meme. Self-deprecating humor. You must be new here.
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I need you to dial this up to 11.

Start talking about the guy in Italy that re-soles your boots. Give me the latest tips on outdoor wear that you say are for fly fishing, but you actually only wear to be a yuppy.

Start calling everyone the poors, then start talking about how beautiful upstate Michigan is, but mention how you found a really nice hotel close to the creek you DON’T actually fish on.

This is the only way we can call @woolybug25 back from the Upside Down.
 
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IrishLion said:
I need you to dial this up to 11.

Start talking about the guy in Italy that re-soles your boots. Give me the latest tips on outdoor wear that you say are for fly fishing, but you actually only wear to be a yuppy.

Start calling everyone the poors, then start talking about how beautiful upstate Michigan is, but mention how you found a really nice hotel close to the creek you DON’T actually fish on.

This is the only way we can call @woolybug25 back from the Upside Down.
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Gross why would I ever go to upstate Michigan?

I was in Mykonos and Crete this summer and I'm going to the Big Island in February to see the volcanoes.
 
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That’s some bad karma. He’s gonna wake up looking like Tom hanks in Philadelphia tomorrow
 
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wizards8507 said:
My wife took over a shelf and a half.

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Four pairs of Bean boots and two shelves full of New Balance. Clearly a fellow New Englander. Respect.
 
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If the unthinkable happens Friday, look this site for a week minimum. I will not be held responsible for anything I post in a worst case scenario
 
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Just remember two things:

1) If anything slightly goes wrong in this game, turnover, allow IU to pick up a 3rd and long, etc., it is entirely catastrophic and you need to fully meltdown both on here and Irl

2) If Notre Dame does lose, it's probably because you wore the wrong clothes, sat in the wrong seat, or changed your routine in some way
 
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Due to unfortunate obligations (involving a gift from a MIL that did not check the date with us before purchasing tickets for us months ago) I am going to miss at least the first half. Possibly as much as the first 3 quarters. I have already been threatened with a painful death if I am checking my phone.

Do I have a scores sent to me that I can check unobtrusively on my smart watch? Or will that make not being able to be watching it live even worse?

I need guidance and I figured there's no better place to seek it.

Getting out of going is not an option. I've tried and it was a non-starter.
 
SeekNDestroy

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thekid33 said:
Due to unfortunate obligations (involving a gift from a MIL that did not check the date with us before purchasing tickets for us months ago) I am going to miss at least the first half. Possibly as much as the first 3 quarters. I have already been threatened with a painful death of I am checking my phone.

Do I have a scores sent to me that I can check unobtrusively on my smart watch? Or will that make not being able to be watching it live even worse?

I need guidance and I figured there's no better place to seek it.

Getting out of going is not an option. I've tried and it was a non-starter.
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Strongly consider divorce.
 
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thekid33 said:
Due to unfortunate obligations (involving a gift from a MIL that did not check the date with us before purchasing tickets for us months ago) I am going to miss at least the first half. Possibly as much as the first 3 quarters. I have already been threatened with a painful death of I am checking my phone.

Do I have a scores sent to me that I can check unobtrusively on my smart watch? Or will that make not being able to be watching it live even worse?

I need guidance and I figured there's no better place to seek it.

Getting out of going is not an option. I've tried and it was a non-starter.
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Irish2155

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thekid33 said:
Due to unfortunate obligations (involving a gift from a MIL that did not check the date with us before purchasing tickets for us months ago) I am going to miss at least the first half. Possibly as much as the first 3 quarters. I have already been threatened with a painful death if I am checking my phone.

Do I have a scores sent to me that I can check unobtrusively on my smart watch? Or will that make not being able to be watching it live even worse?

I need guidance and I figured there's no better place to seek it.

Getting out of going is not an option. I've tried and it was a non-starter.
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Non-starter my ass. The wife and MIL would just need to get over it. It’s not your fault that they can’t do their homework before booking tickets.
 
Irish#1

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LifelongFan said:
Just remember two things:

1) If anything slightly goes wrong in this game, turnover, allow IU to pick up a 3rd and long, etc., it is entirely catastrophic and you need to fully meltdown both on here and Irl

2) If Notre Dame does lose, it's probably because you wore the wrong clothes, sat in the wrong seat, or changed your routine in some way
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All of you Nancy’s quit posting crap about turnovers and losing or I’ll take your asses down to the Y myself.

This team is ready.
 
Irish#1

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thekid33 said:
Due to unfortunate obligations (involving a gift from a MIL that did not check the date with us before purchasing tickets for us months ago) I am going to miss at least the first half. Possibly as much as the first 3 quarters. I have already been threatened with a painful death if I am checking my phone.

Do I have a scores sent to me that I can check unobtrusively on my smart watch? Or will that make not being able to be watching it live even worse?

I need guidance and I figured there's no better place to seek it.

Getting out of going is not an option. I've tried and it was a non-starter.
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Who wears the pants in your family? Show her who’s boss.

Then share it with us so we know what to do.
 
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