All Things SkunkBear

[Reaper97]

The hilarious thing about Wilson is the last couple days the Michigan recruiting mods at the Fort both wrote articles about Wilson being solid with Michigan now after his OV.

They even talked about how Wilson was playing a key role in getting Ausberry to go to Michigan to play with him.

EJ & the new guy, Marshall, literally have no clue about Michigan recruiting. They spend all their time writing articles about Michigan going to flip ND commits, while talking about theirs being solid, while the exact opposite happens.

 

[irish o'phile]

Poor Elston.

 

[T-Boone]

Is Harbaugh even turning up to the office?

 

[Cackalacky2.0]

Poor Elston.

Eh he is sitting in the catbird seat to be next HC there once Jim gets run out

 

[Dale]

The replies citing ND using NIL in every single Michigan recruiting thread are some of the dumbest posters I’ve ever seen. You’re recruiting worse than Northwestern, than Iowa. Don’t worry about our made up NIL slush fund. Beat Wisconsin and Iowa for three star Chris Terek or Illinois for three star Jyaire Hill first.

These are real people that exist in the world. Standard Midwest 3 star OL might choose Iowa or Wisconsin over Michigan? Clearly playing the NIL game too!

 

[Sea Turtle]

I've been thinking about michigan a lot lately.

In fact, every morning after coffee when I go to the bathroom to do my magic, I can't help but think of them and their recruiting.

 

[MacIrish75]

Every guy on the Michigan recruiting forums, talking NIL:

 

[irish4ever]

Hahahaha, Muck Fichigan ...

 

[Reaper97]

Really think about how much ND is bending Michigan over in recruiting. How much of an effect it’s had on their psyche.

ND isnt cheating or paying players. ND isn’t negatively recruiting Michigan. ND & Michigan aren’t playing for over a decade.
ND is just working hard, minding their own business, even going at Michigan’s biggest rival, OSU.
But Michigan fans still are actually rooting for OSU to destroy ND. All because their coaches are getting outworked & embarrassed.

This is the real life equivalent:

You are lazy. You are getting outworked at your job by a good dude. He is doing nothing wrong, but since you are a lazy bum you hate him.
He is up for a promotion that has nothing to do with you. But the dude he is going against is banging your wife and you wish he was dead.
With all that being said, you are rooting for the guy you hate more than anything who has been bending your wife over for 17 years, over the good dude simply because he is working hard & making you look bad.

Michigan fans are pathetic.

 

[Irish#1]

F@ck Michigan! That is all.

 

[Riddickulous]

Their only top 100 recruit decommits

Not a fit

 

[INLaw]

Really think about how much ND is bending Michigan over in recruiting. How much of an effect it’s had on their psyche.

ND isnt cheating or paying players. ND isn’t negatively recruiting Michigan. ND & Michigan aren’t playing for over a decade.
ND is just working hard, minding their own business, even going at Michigan’s biggest rival, OSU.
But Michigan fans still are actually rooting for OSU to destroy ND. All because their coaches are getting outworked & embarrassed.

This is the real life equivalent:

You are lazy. You are getting outworked at your job by a good dude. He is doing nothing wrong, but since you are a lazy bum you hate him.
He is up for a promotion that has nothing to do with you. But the dude he is going against is banging your wife and you wish he was dead.
With all that being said, you are rooting for the guy you hate more than anything who has been bending your wife over for 17 years, over the good dude simply because he is working hard & making you look bad.

Michigan fans are pathetic.

I think if someone is still married after 17 years of his wife being porked by a coworker that maybe that went from problem to fetish

 

[du Lac]

Really think about how much ND is bending Michigan over in recruiting. How much of an effect it’s had on their psyche.

ND isnt cheating or paying players. ND isn’t negatively recruiting Michigan. ND & Michigan aren’t playing for over a decade.
ND is just working hard, minding their own business, even going at Michigan’s biggest rival, OSU.
But Michigan fans still are actually rooting for OSU to destroy ND. All because their coaches are getting outworked & embarrassed.

This is the real life equivalent:

You are lazy. You are getting outworked at your job by a good dude. He is doing nothing wrong, but since you are a lazy bum you hate him.
He is up for a promotion that has nothing to do with you. But the dude he is going against is banging your wife and you wish he was dead.
With all that being said, you are rooting for the guy you hate more than anything who has been bending your wife over for 17 years, over the good dude simply because he is working hard & making you look bad.

Michigan fans are pathetic.

This sounds very personal, but good points 😂

 

[Reaper97]

This sounds very personal, but good points 😂

It’s just how I view OSU & Michigan.

For 17 years OSU has been going into the state of Michigan & taking all the best players & destroying Michigan on the field.

And when thinking of how much they HATE each other that’s the example that seemed to make sense.

 

[Reaper97]

I think if someone is still married after 17 years of his wife being porked by a coworker that maybe that went from problem to fetish

Michigan keeps giving Harbaugh raises despite being the third best program in the East Division & the one year he wins, looks to leave. And when he is rejected by the Vikings, Michigan welcomed him back, despite him telling everyone bye & to look for new jobs.

So yeah, Michigan has a problem. They should have left Harbaugh.

 

[TNUtoNotreDame]

Really think about how much ND is bending Michigan over in recruiting. How much of an effect it’s had on their psyche.

ND isnt cheating or paying players. ND isn’t negatively recruiting Michigan. ND & Michigan aren’t playing for over a decade.
ND is just working hard, minding their own business, even going at Michigan’s biggest rival, OSU.
But Michigan fans still are actually rooting for OSU to destroy ND. All because their coaches are getting outworked & embarrassed.

This is the real life equivalent:

You are lazy. You are getting outworked at your job by a good dude. He is doing nothing wrong, but since you are a lazy bum you hate him.
He is up for a promotion that has nothing to do with you. But the dude he is going against is banging your wife and you wish he was dead.
With all that being said, you are rooting for the guy you hate more than anything who has been bending your wife over for 17 years, over the good dude simply because he is working hard & making you look bad.

Michigan fans are pathetic.

If the dude is banging my wife wouldn't that make him not a good dude? Adultery and all.

 

[Reaper97]

If the dude is banging my wife wouldn't that make him not a good dude? Adultery and all.

Read it again.
There are two dudes, the good dude (ND) and the dude banging your wife (OSU).
And you (Michigan) are so upset about the success of the good dude you are rooting for the dude on your wife over him.

 

[Veritate Duce Progredi]

You guys have some serious demons you need to exercise. Using Michigan football as an outlet for all of your deepest fears and insecurities is, quite frankly, wonderful. So thank you for hosting your internet psychotherapy sessions through the use of Michigan marionettes.

I have a family full of COVID, we had a deep freeze that went out and lost a lot of good beef, my lawn is a week overdue but this just made my life feel so bright and wonderful.

 

[Reaper97]

You guys have some serious demons you need to exercise. Using Michigan football as an outlet for all of your deepest fears and insecurities is, quite frankly, wonderful. So thank you for hosting your internet psychotherapy sessions through the use of Michigan marionettes.

I have a family full of COVID, we had a deep freeze that went out and lost a lot of good beef, my lawn is a week overdue but this just made my life feel so bright and wonderful.

Actually, the opposite.
Only people 100% secure in their marriage will talk about those things.
Insecure people are the ones terrified to talk about it.

I was just using an example of hatred that is similar to the hatred between OSU & Michigan. I could have used politics, or terrorists, Russia, etc.. but wanted to stay away from those topics.

Bottom line: Michigan hates OSU more than anything, but is so butthurt about ND recruiting they are actually rooting for OSU.

 

[MacIrish75]

You guys have some serious demons you need to exercise. Using Michigan football as an outlet for all of your deepest fears and insecurities is, quite frankly, wonderful. So thank you for hosting your internet psychotherapy sessions through the use of Michigan marionettes.

I have a family full of COVID, we had a deep freeze that went out and lost a lot of good beef, my lawn is a week overdue but this just made my life feel so bright and wonderful.

Bro, get of the interwebs and go mow your lawn. You’ll thank you. Your neighbors will thank you.

 

[notredomer23]

"Transformational experience not transactional" excuse by Harbaugh sounds straight out of the book of BK if he was still coach here.

 

[Reaper97]

Bro, get of the interwebs and go mow your lawn. You’ll thank you. Your neighbors will thank you.

I was thinking the exact same thing.

 

[Blazers46]

Harbaugh came in as a God, he may leave as a Brady Hoke… if he’s lucky.

 

[Henges24]

Bump. Fvck Michigan

 

[irish4ever]

Bump. Fvck Michigan

Ditto!

 

[IHateMarkMay]

I read a couple of posts about the state of Michigan not allowing NIL... Not sure if that's accurate or not, but if it were, MSU would be recruiting worse than them (since that is there main reason as to why their recruiting sucks).

 

[Some Irish Bloke]

I read a couple of posts about the state of Michigan not allowing NIL... Not sure if that's accurate or not, but if it were, MSU would be recruiting worse than them (since that is there main reason as to why their recruiting sucks).

I don't know if this is necessarily true anymore, I think Mel Tucker is the real deal. Compare his character to that of Harbaugh's and which guy would you resonate with more as a recruit? And it's not even close...

 

[Veritate Duce Progredi]

Actually, the opposite.
Only people 100% secure in their marriage will talk about those things.
Insecure people are the ones terrified to talk about it.

I was just using an example of hatred that is similar to the hatred between OSU & Michigan. I could have used politics, or terrorists, Russia, etc.. but wanted to stay away from those topics.

Bottom line: Michigan hates OSU more than anything, but is so butthurt about ND recruiting they are actually rooting for OSU.

Lol, no one's terrified. Most of us have ongoing conversations about plenty in our marriages, we don't do it on message boards with comical analogies. Again, I appreciate watching people experience catharsis. Happy you could talk about in the open. Also happy Michigan is "butthurt"

Bro, get of the interwebs and go mow your lawn. You’ll thank you. Your neighbors will thank you.

I have a house full of COVID, three kids: 3, 5, 7 and my wife is down for the count right now with body aches and racing fevers.

As soon as things are stable enough for me to step outside without the house burning down, I'll get after it. But thanks bro

 

[INLaw]

Lol, no one's terrified. Most of us have ongoing conversations about plenty in our marriages, we don't do it on message boards with comical analogies. Again, I appreciate watching people experience catharsis. Happy you could talk about in the open. Also happy Michigan is "butthurt"

I have a house full of COVID, three kids: 3, 5, 7 and my wife is down for the count right now with body aches and racing fevers.

As soon as things are stable enough for me to step outside without the house burning down, I'll get after it. But thanks bro

Tell us more about the first part…
And prayers for your families health on the second.

Build a wall make Michigan pay for it

 

[condoms SUCk]

Michigan keeping Harbaugh should've been a immediate fireable offence. Their AD had to have known that bringing Harbaugh back would put this program in limbo and lead to chaos.
Don't get me wrong, I'm using skunkbear tears as lube as much as the next guy, but man. It was so blatantly obvious this wasn't going to work, only a complete idiot would have not seen this klusterfuk coming.

edit- Fvck Michigan