'14 IN WR Justin Brent (Notre Dame Early Enrollee)

[ACamp1900]

Serious question, how does the conversation go when BK has to call Brent into his office and ask him about this headline?

BK: "Are you really dating a porn star?"
JB:

JB: "Ah,... define 'dating'"

 

[Whiskeyjack]

What would an 19 year old and a 42 year old even talk about?

"Football". After a long practice session, Justin may have changed her position from Tight End to Wide Receiver.

Several recruiting analysts reported that Justin is "explosive" in the Slot. Glad to see him living up to expectations.

I could do this all day.

 

[ColinKSU]

What could they possibly have in common?

He likes lady parts and she likes guy parts.

 

[irishog77]

He likes lady parts and she likes guy parts.

I think she likes all parts.

 

[koonja]

"Football". After a long practice session, Justin may have changed her position from Tight End to Wide Receiver.

Several recruiting analysts reported that Justin is "explosive" in the Slot. Glad to see him living up to expectations.

I could do this all day.

Can't rep but holy cow, don't stop.

 

[IrishLion]

I think she likes all parts.

Retraction: You think, or you've seen?

 

[BobbyMac]

What could they possibly have in common?

They are both slot receivers...



.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Can't rep but holy cow, don't stop.

Lisa likes to "go long", so her interest in our 5 WR is quite natural.

Lisa likes to do some receiving herself, so she manned up on Brent and got jammed at the line of scrimmage all night.

This is almost too easy. The vocabulary of football is hilariously sexual.

 

[SoIll]

i'd let her ride

 

[GowerND11]

Lisa likes to "go long", so her interest in our 5 WR is quite natural.

Lisa likes to do some receiving herself, so she manned up on Brent and got jammed at the line of scrimmage all night.

This is almost too easy. The vocabulary of football is hilariously sexual.

He might invite a few friends over and show her what gang tackling is like.

 

[ACamp1900]

i'd let her ride

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[Cackalacky]

Lisa likes to "go long", so her interest in our 5 WR is quite natural.

Lisa likes to do some receiving herself, so she manned up on Brent and got jammed at the line of scrimmage all night.

This is almost too easy. The vocabulary of football is hilariously sexual.

So its to be expected that defending a skinny post is not one of her specialties but the seam always seems to be open.

 

[Wild Bill]

Lisa likes to "go long", so her interest in our 5 WR is quite natural.

Lisa likes to do some receiving herself, so she manned up on Brent and got jammed at the line of scrimmage all night.

This is almost too easy. The vocabulary of football is hilariously sexual.

I wonder if they'll go trips to her side with Brent, Fuller and Prosise.

 

[GowerND11]

So its to be expected that defending a skinny post is not one of her specialties but the seam always seems to be open.

She likes the spread formation.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>A date, out in the open, with a porn star so pales in comparison to the stories one hears/knows of ND players past. Calm down, foggies.</p>— Matt Q. (@IDtheMIKE) <a href="https://twitter.com/IDtheMIKE/status/525323365452873728">October 23, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[BeauBenken]

Lisa likes to "go long", so her interest in our 5 WR is quite natural.

Lisa likes to do some receiving herself, so she manned up on Brent and got jammed at the line of scrimmage all night.

This is almost too easy. The vocabulary of football is hilariously sexual.

You sound like one of my players, but smart enough to get a law degree from ND.

 

[GowerND11]

You sound like one of my players, but smart enough to get a law degree from ND.

Coaching 7th and 8th grade basketball I can relate. I swear this is al they think about. We were all this bad at making everything sexual? (apparently since we are doing it now...)

 

[Whiskeyjack]

You sound like one of my players, but smart enough to get a law degree from ND.

They say you never really grow up; you just learn how to behave in public.

Thank God for anonymous message boards.

 

[Cackalacky]

She likes the spread formation.

Power spread

 

[SoIll]

OSU TE Jeff Heuerman Is Hanging Out with Porn Star Lisa Ann (Pic)

Justin isn't the only one.. She really enjoys young college athletes

 

[AgentJ]

some of yall are taking this wayyyyy overboard, forreal.

life is more about living the way you're "supposed" to and doing the "right thing."

its 2014, time to lighten up.

 

[GowerND11]

Power spread

I'm sure Justin stuffed her goal line.

 

[Cackalacky]

Thanks Whiskeyjack.....

 

[ulukinatme]

Hell of a catch by Brent, what a way to score.

 

[BobbyMac]

Most ND football fans get excited when Brent (and the Irish) come out of the tunnel. With Lisa Ann it's just the opposite.

.

 

[ulukinatme]

I'll be waiting to see the climax of this new relationship. Hopefully for Brent it doesn't end prematurely.

 

[Ndaccountant]

After Brent went to the sideline for a blow, word is she really took it on the chin.


Gotta give her credit though, she really is a good role player.

 

[Sherm Sticky]

Can the NCAA put Notre Dame on probation for dirty sanchez

 

[koonja]

There's a 'came hard' joke in there, but it'll take someone more clever than I.

 

[Ndaccountant]

Can the NCAA put Notre Dame on probation for dirty sanchez

No, but I did hear Alabama Hot Pockets are encouraged in the SEC.