A long long time ago... Reply
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A long long time ago
I can still remember how Pete Carroll used to make me smile
And I knew while he lead the team, that we'd play smart and we'd play mean
but it only made me happy for a while...
Because he left us for Seattle
And Kiffin's teams: they couldn't tackle.
"Not enough players to practice"
We fired him when things looked blackest.
I can't remember if I cried,
When I read about what Haden tried,
In all of his misbegotten pride:
The Day the Trojans died.
oh my my, this Sarkisian guy,
Coached at U-Dub, a lousy ballclub
Now he's SC's on the sly.
And this coaching search is just another black eye
Seems Haden's just a Notre Dame spy.
Yes Haden's just a Notre Dame spy.
Did you watch Saturdays with love
and did you scream to God above
when the PA told you so?
Do you believe in Trojan Pride?
Then you just watch as Haden hides
while the fans tell him where to go
Well I can't believe we ended up with him
His career at U-Dub, it was looking grim
Their fans were shouting their boos
So many games he did lose!
I know we're a team down on our luck
but there's no excuse to hire this shmuck
Truth be told this simply sucks
The day the Trojans died
I started singing
my my, this Sarkisian guy,
Coached at U-Dub, a lousy ballclub
Now he's SC's on the sly.
And this coaching search is just another black eye
Seems Haden's just a Notre Dame spy.
Yes Haden's just a Notre Dame spy.
So now we're just left singing the blues,
Begging and pleading "this can't be true!"
But ESPN's reports just won't go away
So I went to the SC message board
for some good news, but I was floored
The man there said Sark was here to stay
And in the threads I hollered and screamed
this was worse than I ever dreamed
So many swear words were spoken
the board rules all were broken
And the two men responsible the most;
Niklas and Haden seem to boast
both love this loser from the northern coast
The Day The Trojans Died