Will the Actor Danny Hayden please stand up

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this dude @DannyHaydenSAG is creepy! and constantly is tweeting to ND recruits...is he a member here???
 

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A couple weeks ago, I posted the following in Grubl's thread (before it was locked):

You thought Grubl was bad? Get a load of Actor Danny Hayden.

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He even introduces himself as "actor Danny Hayden":

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>@<a href="https://twitter.com/autrydenson">autrydenson</a> please accept my friend request. U r my football hero, the greatest college RB ever. I'm actor Danny Hayden.</p>— Actor Danny Hayden (@DannyHaydenSAG) <a href="https://twitter.com/DannyHaydenSAG/status/296071031808987136">January 29, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Literally does nothing but tweet at our players and recruits all day long.
 

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This info is from his webpage. I didn't notice internet stalker under his skills. He pretty much has no special skills because 90% of american males can claim most of that skill set.
 

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This info is from his webpage. I didn't notice internet stalker under his skills. He pretty much has no special skills because 90% of american males can claim most of that skill set.

Bolded is the best one imo. "Computer skills" Geez.
 

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"Danny is a Lead actor/Alpha male, with no ego, does not drink or use drugs, has been compared to Elvis (that aura that just attracts people) and has a small fan base with a few privately run fan sites which is very flattering to him."

There's no way this guy is real. From the douchey pics, to the ridiculous website, I smell a wonderfully crafted joke.
 

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This info is from his webpage. I didn't notice internet stalker under his skills. He pretty much has no special skills because 90% of american males can claim most of that skill set.

Fixed it for him
 

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Not even gonna lie here, I saw his tweets last week several times and thought possibly he was affiliated with the University or related to someone. Thought maybe he had a dad named Pat
 

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This info is from his webpage. I didn't notice internet stalker under his skills. He pretty much has no special skills because 90% of american males can claim most of that skill set.

This is depressing to find out another human being is superior to me in every conceivable way.
 

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He must be an amazing actor to pull off "barfly" in a Sopranos episode, seeing his resume states he doesn't drink.

I've heard he's a method actor and that his brilliant portrayal as "Barfly" was his hardest role to research to date. It's a well known fact that even Keith Ledger(RIP) was blown away at his ability to envelop himself in the world of sexual abuse in order to pull off "Lester the Molester" in Imaginary Heroes. Actor Danny Hayden -- a true American talent.
 

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I've heard he's a method actor and that his brilliant portrayal as "Barfly" was his hardest role to research to date. It's a well known fact that even Keith Ledger(RIP) was blown away at his ability to envelop himself in the world of sexual abuse in order to pull off "Lester the Molester" in Imaginary Heroes. Actor Danny Hayden -- a true American talent.

I'm sure there's a joke somewhere in that "Keith Ledger" reference, right? RIGHT?!!!!!
 

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Ugh. This reminds me of someone I know who claims to be an actor but is only a background extra, at best.

Did a commercial? I'm an actor.
Did a reality tv episode that no one watched? I'm an actor.
Did you see me in the background? You're blurry. Yea but that's me. I'm an actor.
In the new Eastwood movie. You have any lines? No, but I'm an actor.


Give me a break! Everyone in Hollywood is an "actor." Truth is, they're most likely just a waiter.

I personally like this one:

Had a photo shoot with an amateur photographer. I'm a model.



This dude is just weird. He needs to knock it off. He's making Grubl look good.
 

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I think it's time for me to update my resume!
 

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this guy is a total douche, but worryingly a few of '13 recruits like Rochell would retweet him from time to time.
 

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He's a Real Man's Man...

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Okay this will probably be the strangest bump in the history of IE, but I'm just casually on a 4:30am Netflix binge of 30 Rock (it's Thanksgiving week, school is an afterthought haha) and this mother fucker shows up in an episode! Season 1, Episode 11, 8:45 into the episode.

You never forget a douchebag face like his. Recognized it immediately.

That is all. No one in this apartment got "that's that fucking actor from IE! Actor Danny Douchebag or something!" hahah
 

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Okay this will probably be the strangest bump in the history of IE, but I'm just casually on a 4:30am Netflix binge of 30 Rock (it's Thanksgiving week, school is an afterthought haha) and this mother fucker shows up in an episode! Season 1, Episode 11, 8:45 into the episode.

You never forget a douchebag face like his. Recognized it immediately.

That is all. No one in this apartment got "that's that fucking actor from IE! Actor Danny Douchebag or something!" hahah

I have season 1 on DVD...i'm going to have to check this shit out...lmao
 
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