Me: "Hey did you hear the Jaguars changed their name to the Opposums?"
You: "No I didn't. Why'd they do that?"
Me: "Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road!"
That's worse than their old one. I'm so sick of fast food franchises:
Friend: Wanna go the Bears game? Got an extra ticket for cheap!
Me: Hell yes, who they playing?
Friend: The (insert Jags, Panthers, etc.)
Me: Go f--k yourself
shades of the UFL's Florida Tuskers in it but yah it looks pretty good front on but the helmets are just the worst. i bet they change them back to just all black after 1 year.
The jerseys and pants are nice but the helmets look like the just spray painted the helmets from the front (or back), never bothered getting the other side and were like "meh, well F it...just slap that Thunder Cats sticker on it!"