Irish win 108-3
-Dayne Crist 32-34 for 578 yards and 6 TD's, no INT
-Everett Golson (in garbage time) 3-3, 56 yards passing, 67 yards rushing on 4 attempts
-Floyd 24 Rec 370 yards, 3 TD, 40 rush yards on a reverse
-Wood 389 yds on 41 carries, 4 TD (1 fumble)
-Riddick 135 return yards (on 2 kick returns. Only 2 b/c USF only scores once.)
Defense gives up -2 pass yds and -29 rush yards (mostly due to Lynch's 6 sacks) and 0 first downs.
USF scores a garbage FG after Cierre Wood drops the ball out of exhaustion (from running for 389 yards) at the ND 3, defense holds USF to 3 and out, giving up -15 yards (sacks by Te'o and Nix. Nix's hit sends Daniels to the ER). On the FG attempt, Nix blocks the kick, but the ricochet hits the kicker so hard in the helmet it bounces and flies ~30 yards for a FG.
We are immediately crowned National Champions, and Lou Holtz is cured of his lisp.
The Heisman trophy is simply awarded to "Notre Dame"
Tom Hammond's flight home from Korea crashes over that freaky LOST island. Luckily for him, his makeup protected his face, and he survived the crash. Luckily for us, he never returns. Gus Johnson receives a phone call from Brian Kelly, who convinces him to do play-by-play for NBC. I can imagine it now:
"Crist with the paASSSSSSS!!! TAACHDDOWWWNNN! OH MY GOOOOODNESS!"
Notre Dame fans rejoice. Mark May has an intense conversion, and he and Holtz pick Notre Dame in every game for eternity. Oddly enough, they will always be right.
Touchdown Jesus, after a few years, becomes National Championship Jesus, in which he is holding the National Championship trophy with an ND t-shirt on.
Adidas creates Tech-Fit v2, which makes the wearer invisible. This gives Notre Dame even more of an advantage.
South Bend is named the capital of the World, and Brian Kelly its king.
God I can't wait til September 3rd. 13 MORE DAYS !!!1!1!!1!