Valentine's Day Gifts

[ulukinatme]

In case any of you guys missed it, Sunday is Valentine's Day.
In related news, here's a map of Valentine’s Day-related gifts people in each state Google more frequently than people in all other states:

http://blog.estately.com/2016/02/val...-other-states/

As they say, everything is bigger in Texas. There's some good stuff there.

 

[Quinntastic]

Considering I've not celebrated a Valentine's Day since I was in elementary school, I will be downright amazed if I get anything for Valentine's Day.

Also, I thought "Bear Skin Rugs" would've gone to a state like Maine or Montana...

 

[pkt77242]

My wife and I don't really do anything for Valentines day (and haven't since we started dating), before children we just ordered pizza in and watched a movie at home (but we have never given gifts or gone out for dinner), and now we pretty much do nothing. I love it.

 

[blueNDgold44]

I just PIIHB

 

[Ndaccountant]

 

[GoldenDome]

Wyoming though? Freaky deaky.

 

[irishnd31]

I just PIIHB

As you should.

 

[irishnd31]

Edible underwear? Living in Pennsyltucky as long as I have and seeing daily the "talent" in my area I can say this....whoever is ordering these is in for a big meal. Also, I'm guessing that after the gals strap these things on it can probably be best described as being like eating strawberry candy at the pier if you use 2 of your 5 senses.

 

[ulukinatme]

Edible underwear? Living in Pennsyltucky as long as I have and seeing daily the "talent" in my area I can say this....whoever is ordering these is in for a big meal. Also, I'm guessing that after the gals strap these things on it can probably be best described as being like eating strawberry candy at the pier if you use 2 of your 5 senses.

"How about the edible underwear tonight, baby?"

"You know I can't finish all that, and there's no room in the fridge for leftovers!"

 

[DogDaysIrish]

I just PIIHB

The gift that keeps on giving.

 

[dshans]

The gift that keeps on giving.

Until, that is, it's given its all.

And that would be how long???

 

[greyhammer90]

Tennessee keeping it real and fiscally responsible.

 

[ulukinatme]

Tennessee keeping it real and fiscally responsible.

Nothing says "I love you" like shoving a cheap sex toy in a lover's orifice.

 

[IrishinTN]

Aw come on guys, define "cheap".

 

[GoldenDome]

Aw come on guys, define "cheap".

Does Walmart sell sex toys in TN?

 

[ulukinatme]

Does Walmart sell sex toys in TN?

Apparently they do, look what Google brought up:

Sue Johanson Super Head Honcho - Walmart.com

 

[GoldenDome]

Apparently they do, look what Google brought up:

Sue Johanson Super Head Honcho - Walmart.com

So I googled "Sue Johanson" and well...I am at a loss for words.

 

[Irish Insanity]

I worked 3rd shirt 16 years ago for about 18 months. When I wasn't working on the weekends late at night I'd catch her show. Pretty interesting stuff.