Once and for all.

[BeauBenken]

Hey Guys,

Once and for all I want to put this rumor to rest, I am not a lady killer.

My name is Beau.

I live in Muncie.

There's one girl I've met who has stood out to me more than any other.

I have a dog, Roscoe.

A cat, Ozzy, lives at my house, but I won't claim him as mine because he annoys me.

I coach football.

If you ever need flowers please hit me up. I come from a family of florists and currently live with my mom in our apartment directly above our flower shop, Normandy Flower Shop Inc.

I recently graduated Muncie Central High School.

I hate hatred and was once hated by someone, I'm sure.

I use to call myself a Republican, but that's just because that's what my parents were.

I've have never called myself a Democrat.

It's weird in Indiana that it can be in the 70s and sunny one day, then a week long ice storm appears.

I think what other people do isn't necessarily my business, but I'm always wishing that people go for their dreams and don't settle.

If you rated how cocky I am, you'd say I'm a professional.

I love football and rock at it. (I told you the cocky thing.)

I once blindly slid on a wet deck into a pile of rotting wood and rusty nails, and consequently, a nail went into my right foot.

I once cut the top of my right foot open with a fish tank.

I do not love hurting my right foot.

I was 9 the first time I played football.

I like all sorts of music.

I love teaching people new things.

I've only lived in one state and one city my entire life.

I met Tony Alford at the ND Coaches Clinic last year.

My mom is a professional florist even though she graduated from Hanover with a degree in psychology.

I'm selling a 1999 Ford Expedition.

My best subject in school was always the one with the least amount of homework.

I'm planning to someday be the Head Football Coach at the University of Notre Dame.

I met BB King at the now closed Robert's Hotel in Muncie, yet it was a really bad night for me...true story.

I lied. I am a lady killer.

Beau

 

[GBdomer]

Hey Guys,
Let me but the rumor to rest i have figured out that Ben Koyack does indeed have potential.
I live in Green Bay Wisconsin
Born and raised in Chicago
Die hard Bulls and Blackhawks fan
I have the biggest crush on Erin Heatherton still waiting for a retweet from her
I have a dog named Leinie yes just like the beer
I work for a beer company
I am a mommas boy
I have terrible grammar and attention span
Very sarcastic person if you haven't figured out yet
My goal is to be a marketing rep for a NFL team
I want to live in either Chicago or San Diego
USC holds a soft spot in my heart
I dated a girl for 4 years in high school.
I am heart breaker
I have thee greatest hair in America straight flow
Bog knows my sh1t cray
I drive a Denali
Im 22
Never been to a wedding
Never broken a bone
I have met way to many Packer players
Dream job is to one day run this website with Beau
I have a strange addiction to Oranges
SP Kababs in Chicago is my sht
HTCI doesn't have better flow than me dont let him fool you.

 

[BobD]

Hey Guys,

Once and for all I want to put this rumor to rest, I am not a lady killer.

My name is Beau.

I live in Muncie.

There's one girl I've met who has stood out to me more than any other.

I have a dog, Roscoe.

A cat, Ozzy, lives at my house, but I won't claim him as mine because he annoys me.

I coach football.


If you ever need flowers please hit me up. I come from a family of florists and currently live with my mom in our apartment directly above our flower shop, Normandy Flower Shop Inc.

I recently graduated Muncie Central High School.

I hate hatred and was once hated by someone, I'm sure.

I use to call myself a Republican, but that's just because that's what my parents were.

I've have never called myself a Democrat.

It's weird in Indiana that it can be in the 70s and sunny one day, then a week long ice storm appears.

I think what other people do isn't necessarily my business, but I'm always wishing that people go for their dreams and don't settle.

If you rated how cocky I am, you'd say I'm a professional.

I love football and rock at it. (I told you the cocky thing.)

I once blindly slid on a wet deck into a pile of rotting wood and rusty nails, and consequently, a nail went into my right foot.

I once cut the top of my right foot open with a fish tank.

I do not love hurting my right foot.

I was 9 the first time I played football.

I like all sorts of music.

I love teaching people new things.

I've only lived in one state and one city my entire life.

I met Tony Alford at the ND Coaches Clinic last year.

My mom is a professional florist even though she graduated from Hanover with a degree in psychology.

I'm selling a 1999 Ford Expedition.

My best subject in school was always the one with the least amount of homework.

I'm planning to someday be the Head Football Coach at the University of Notre Dame.

I met BB King at the now closed Robert's Hotel in Muncie, yet it was a really bad night for me...true story.

I lied. I am a lady killer.

Beau

Awesome!

 

[BobD]

Hey Guys,
Let me but the rumor to rest i have figured out that Ben Koyack does indeed have potential.
I live in Green Bay Wisconsin
Born and raised in Chicago
Die hard Bulls and Blackhawks fan
I have the biggest crush on Erin Heatherton still waiting for a retweet from her
I have a dog named Leinie yes just like the beer
I work for a beer company
I am a mommas boy
I have terrible grammar and attention span
Very sarcastic person if you haven't figured out yet
My goal is to be a marketing rep for a NFL team
I want to live in either Chicago or San Diego
USC holds a soft spot in my heart
I dated a girl for 4 years in high school.
I am heart breaker
I have thee greatest hair in America straight flow
Bog knows my sh1t cray
I drive a Denali
Im 22
Never been to a wedding
Never broken a bone
I have met way to many Packer players
Dream job is to one day run this website with Beau
I have a strange addiction to Oranges
SP Kababs in Chicago is my sht
HTCI doesn't have better flow than me dont let him fool you.

More awesomeness!

 

[notredomer23]

Stop lying nuettered

Ha I'm just messing. I believe I started the conspiracy theory that you were the deer, so I apologize for that

 

[Irish4Life09]

Free bambi!! Lol jk

 

[greyhammer90]

I want to put this to rest also.

Some here say I said gambling is an honest trade. This isn't true. I said poker is an honest trade. Only a sucker bucks the tiger, odds are all on the house.

 

[JadeBrecks]

Hi all

I would like to put to rest the idea that I am boring

...

Nevermind

Jade

 

[NDFANnSouthWest]

I like the Deer and Bob. If its the same person..fine...if not fine.

 

[johnnykillz]

I like the Deer and Bob. If its the same person..fine...if not fine.

Not the same guy.

Too many differences.

They are both cool dudes though.

Bob doesn't have nearly enough tangents that lead us astray.

The only people that can derail a thread like Nuetered are myself and bogtrotter.

Lol.

 

[irishog77]

Dude you are Mbeckha lol.

Haha! I'm only mbechka in facebook world!

 

[irishog77]

Dear Bob,

You sound cooler than I previously thought you were (which was already pretty cool). I'd like to be your best friend even though there is a considerable age difference.

Sincerely,

Beau

Dear Beau,

Thanks, I don't consider myself cool but I'd like to be someday. It would be great to be your friend.

Sincerely,

Bob

You guys need a room?!

 

[anarin]

This thread is out of control with the bromances.

 

[Andy in Sactown]

I met Jerry Garcia when I was 15. He told me he was in a band and I asked him if it was a famous band like AC/DC, he laughed and took a hit off my joint....true story.

I can't man, Jerry Berry's dead.


Kidding aside, interesting metric to the post. Makes sure we know you, Bob, as Bob. Quite Boberific.

 

[GreatGolson]

i still believe.... he is out there somewhere

 

[BobD]

i still believe.... he is out there somewhere

Someone told me he sh!ts on lawns so he shouldn't be too hard to track down. Let's put out some apples.

All kidding aside, I kind of wish he would come back so I could see what he was like.

 

[Old Man Mike]

Yeh... Let's admit it "Bob" [and I have FBI contacts], you might not be Neutered, but you wish you were.

Some say the "Truth is out there".... but how FAR out there is the issue.

 

[Who'saWildManNow]

It's like serial killers.. deep down they want to be caught.

 

[BeauBenken]

You guys need a room?!

I was kinda joking with mine, but at the same time, for such a super nice guy, Bob also seems like a badass -- flying planes and crashing helicopters and ****. He would for sure be an awesome friend to have. haha

 

[dshans]

... Bob also seems like a badass ... He would for sure be an awesome friend to have.

Just as long as it doesn't involve getting airborne.

 

[BeauBenken]

Just as long as it doesn't involve getting airborne.

Bah. haha I'd trust Bob.

 

[rikkitikki08]

I met Jerry Garcia when I was 15. He told me he was in a band and I asked him if it was a famous band like AC/DC, he laughed and took a hit off my joint....true story.


Bob

That is AWESOME

 

[rikkitikki08]

Someone told me he sh!ts on lawns so he shouldn't be too hard to track down. Let's put out some apples.

All kidding aside, I kind of wish he would come back so I could see what he was like.

He was actually one of my favorite posters on this site.....lets just say he sometimes flew off the handle lol

 

[GoldenIsThyFame]

I think he is still around over at GoldHelmet. Some of the posters here are members over there.

 

[IrishinTN]

No, he got banned there, too. Unless he has a new handle.

 

[GBdomer]

If only i gave up my source.

 

[BeauBenken]

If only i gave up my source.

It's all your fault! lol

 

[sharksamardzija8345]

Hi All,

Once and for all I want to put this rumor to rest, I am not and have never been Neutereddomer.

My name is Bob.

I live in San Francisco.

My wifes name is Nancy.

We have two dogs, Jack and Sabrina.

My wife has two cats, Missy and Lucy and I like them.

I sell appliances.

If you ever need a Subzero refrigerator please hit me up.

I'm an Army veteran.

I hate snakes and was once bit by a Diamondback rattlesnake.

I was once a Republican.

I've never been a Democrat.

I think its wierd that in California you can marry your first cousin but not your gay partner.

I think what other people do with their lives is none of my business unless they ask for my opinion and it's not hurting others.

I'm a professional poker player.

I love golf and suck at it.

I once fell out of a Blackhawk helicopter about 50 feet in the air.

I once crashed in a Chinook (Sh!thook) helicopter.

I love helicopters.

I was 12 the first time I flew a plane.

I like rock & roll music.

I love to learn new things.

I've lived in 7 states and 2 countries.

I met Ronald Reagan but not in the USA.

My wife is a certified bartender and a licensed hair stylist.

I bought a 1958 Dodge pickup last week.

My best subject in school was history and math my worst.

I'm planning to retire outside the United States.

I met Jerry Garcia when I was 15. He told me he was in a band and I asked him if it was a famous band like AC/DC, he laughed and took a hit off my joint....true story.

Believe me now?

Bob

I am about 10% this interesting.