Oct 26 | Michigan

Crazy Balki

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Just noticed PSU is ranked seventh,... I haven’t paid much attention to that program in like five years, are they actually good???

Their defense appears quite good, but hard to say because they haven't played anybody with a remotely competent offense.

Idaho is FCS, Buffalo is a subpar MAC school, Pitt looks average, Maryland was a massive tease and is horrible, they beat Purdue without Rondale Moore, thus they suck. Iowa's offense is non-existent.

Penn State's offense is...not good.
 

Some Irish Bloke

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I’m not saying this isn’t going to happen, but PSU is never as good as they seem. As far as I’m concerned, the two programs are fraudulent like that. I think Michigan wins based on nothing but PSU is due to be exposed. Wisconsin already did that to Michigan. It’s Notre Dame’s responsibility to do it again and even worse.

Yeah honestly that is more wishful thinking, if you look at the last few seasons who knows what we are going to get on Saturday.

The home team has won the last three and none of them were remotely close.

scUM 49, PSU 10 in '16
PSU 42, scUM 13 in '17
scUM 42, PSU 07 in '18.

I expect something in between, I don't think either team is particularly good. Both defenses are tough against the run and neither QB has really impressed this year. PSU gets the nod because of the atmosphere and Shea is absolute $hit in his career against any defense with a pulse.
 
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Yeah honestly that is more wishful thinking, if you look at the last few seasons who knows what we are going to get on Saturday.

The home team has won the last three and none of them were remotely close.

scUM 49, PSU 10 in '16
PSU 42, scUM 13 in '17
scUM 42, PSU 07 in '18.

I expect something in between, I don't think either team is particularly good. Both defenses are tough against the run and neither QB has really impressed this year. PSU gets the nod because of the atmosphere and Shea is absolute $hit in his career against any defense with a pulse.

I hear ya, man. I’m all for Michigan crapping the bed against PSU. I’m kind of hoping they won’t though, so that we get all the pleasure of silencing them next Saturday. I want them extra arrogant at the big house.
 

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I hear ya, man. I’m all for Michigan crapping the bed against PSU. I’m kind of hoping they won’t though, so that we get all the pleasure of silencing them next Saturday. I want them extra arrogant at the big house.

I can't square the dichotomy that is "the arrogant Wal Mart greeter"
 

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Screw it, I want Michigan to lose to PSU in a close one, and then get destroyed by us next week. More losses means we stand a better chance of regaining the All Time Winningest Program title.
 
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Screw it, I want Michigan to lose to PSU in a close one, and then get destroyed by us next week. More losses means we stand a better chance of regaining the All Time Winningest Program title.

I mean, if it goes down like that, then cool. But if they beat a #7 PSU, they will move up in the polls and all the pundits will be sniffing Harbaugh’s dockers again. More importantly, the fanbase will believe again. Harbaugh will get a distribution extension on his Walmart clothing brand selection. Desmond Howard will come with his stupid sh*t talking about the storied history of the big house and blah blah. I choose being the destructor of all hope. ND needs a signature win this season. Why not against the biggest trolls of CFB?
 

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Screw it, I want Michigan to lose to PSU in a close one, and then get destroyed by us next week. More losses means we stand a better chance of regaining the All Time Winningest Program title.

Yup, a grinding physical disheartening double or triple OT loss to PSU tomorrow and we come in for the kill shot next week. That's exactly what I want to see.
 

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I watched the first haf of the Buffalo Penn STate game at PEnn State I think and Buffalo was borderline dominating them on offense. A total collapse by the Buff QB and a plethora of breaks and coaching adjustments by Penn State made what was a close game with PSU trailing at the half turn into a blow out. Rooting for UM for our SOS and nit a PSU fan plus they are ahead f us in the polls. As long as we beat the schitts creek out of UM next week.
 

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Ann Arbor is a dirty whore!!! She likes it up the poop shoot.

*side note regarding anal..... anyone remember a member asking for advice about a girl he liked, and subsequently we all were telling him to try and stick it up her butt? Someone revive that sh!t so when I’m hammered on Saturday I can get some entertainment while PSU is doing the naughty to Meechigan.
 

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I mean, if it goes down like that, then cool. But if they beat a #7 PSU, they will move up in the polls and all the pundits will be sniffing Harbaugh’s dockers again. More importantly, the fanbase will believe again. Harbaugh will get a distribution extension on his Walmart clothing brand selection. Desmond Howard will come with his stupid sh*t talking about the storied history of the big house and blah blah. I choose being the destructor of all hope. ND needs a signature win this season. Why not against the biggest trolls of CFB?

I don't want Michigan to sniff any kind of success. The last thing Skunkbears need is a sense of pride or accomplishment. Let them wallow in despair and watch them tear each other apart as the wheels come off the wagon. If they beat PSU and lose a close one to us they'll retain hope.
 

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I don't want Michigan to sniff any kind of success. The last thing Skunkbears need is a sense of pride or accomplishment. Let them wallow in despair and watch them tear each other apart as the wheels come off the wagon. If they beat PSU and lose a close one to us they'll retain hope.

^This. I want all of them drowning in their tears. Wish they went 0-12 every year.
 

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^This. I want all of them drowning in their tears. Wish they went 0-12 every year.

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I'm so fucking bored today.

Can next Saturday be here already

Go Irish!!
 

IrishLax

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Michigan has some very talented WRs. It is criminal how ineffective their offense is.
 

Crazy Balki

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Michigan has some very talented WRs. It is criminal how ineffective their offense is.

Collins is very good. Probably one of the more underrated receivers.

I continue to be unimpressed with DPJ. Talented for sure, but he produces so little for a guy with his talent.

Too bad their talent is mitigated by a non-existent run game, a subpar offensive line and a very average QB.
 

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Shea Patterson is a turnover machine. And Michigan is being handled.

I hope PSU embarrasses Michigan. Causing the Michigan players to give up on the season and on the coaches. And then Notre Dame next week goes up early on Michigan and they waive the white flag and take a beating in back to back weeks.

My only concern is that Patterson will be benched and Mccaffrey gets the start next week. There is little tape on McCaffrey, he gets hot to start the game and the team rallies around him to save their season. So please let turnover Shae start next week.
 

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Best tweet: maybe Michigan just needs a 140 years of football to figure this shit out.
 
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So now Notre Dame becomes the “Save the Dockers” game or he’s gotta be toast, right?
 

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Jim Harbaugh is a terrible coach. Analytics say CLEARLY to go for it there, and if you don’t it says you should punt.

The absolute worst thing you could do there is try a 58 yard field goal and give the ball back to Penn State with 3 timeouts and a minute.
 

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Jim Harbaugh is a terrible coach. Analytics say CLEARLY to go for it there, and if you don’t it says you should punt.

The absolute worst thing you could do there is try a 58 yard field goal and give the ball back to Penn State with 3 timeouts and a minute.

Hilariously stupid decision.
 
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