Impressions of a Poster…

[Irish#1]

I'd like to see pictures. Just sayin'.

Keep liking.

 

[Jiggafini19Deux]

Of course... you're a north suburban, Italian Sox fan. You guys are the worst! One of my closest friends lives in Arlington Hgts... born in Melrose Park, moved to Addison for HS. He's always miserable. "It's bad enough I'm a feckin Sox fan but why did the Blessed Virgin surround me with 2 million Cubs fans? And now the Bears are gonna move down the street from me... traffic's gonna be horrible,,,"

If Maniscalco & Richard Lewis had a baby, it'd be my boy Antony D'onofrio.

We're the worst, but one of your closest friends. Says more about you than him maybe?

Melrose Park, Addison, Arlington Heights. Always miserable. Blessed Virgin. *Checks notes.* Yeah, not me.

Your boy's anxiety about future Bears traffic is spot on, though. That isn't exclusive to Italians. That's Arlington Heights people not wanting common folk driving around their streets.

I'm not at all miserable. Apart from the White Sox. I do find a lot of things, especially people, to often be slightly irritating and there is a shortage of perspective and common sense in the world. Otherwise, I think life is the best gig going. Consider the alternative.

 

[BobbyMac]

We're the worst, but one of your closest friends. Says more about you than him maybe?

Melrose Park, Addison, Arlington Heights. Always miserable. Blessed Virgin. *Checks notes.* Yeah, not me.

Your boy's anxiety about future Bears traffic is spot on, though. That isn't exclusive to Italians. That's Arlington Heights people not wanting common folk driving around their streets.

I'm not at all miserable. Apart from the White Sox. I do find a lot of things, especially people, to often be slightly irritating and there is a shortage of perspective and common sense in the world. Otherwise, I think life is the best gig going. Consider the alternative.

Oops my bad, I’ll put it in italics next time.

 

[Jiggafini19Deux]

Oops my bad, I’ll put it in italics next time.

Lol. Everyone needs at least one close Italian friend. I guarantee he's not one of your "yes men" friends. He's going to tell you exactly whatever he thinks versus what you want to hear.

Several years ago we went out in Addison on a Friday night. I don't recall ever spending time there ever again. It was too much, even for me. The bar we were at felt like ten Christmas Eves happening at once. I couldn't deal with it.

One of my best friends just moved this past summer from Arlington Heights to Buffalo Grove. You can likely guess the reason why. LOL.

 

[ACamp1900]

Lol. Everyone needs at least one close Italian friend.

“Everyone on Irish Envy can either believe it or they cannot believe it,… But I am telling you right now that this Olive Garden lovin mf'er is not a real Italian!’




Also, my impression of Rack Em is his mom is a whore,…

 

[Rack Em]

Rack em's mom thinks so

Am I doing that right?

Yes, but she said you need to work on your self-esteem. It's not a good quality.

Rackem's mom is always open.

False. She closes when the Golden Corral buffet opens for lunch. She needs to get there before all the rascals are gone.

Damn, can’t believe they’d give up such a classic name.

Thanks for the reminder on Rackems mom. I’ll keep her in mind for CMU weekend.

You'll have to get on the wait list

Front entrance and rear

Hard to miss the rear

But it'll cost you and extra $10 for "Between the Buns".

*$12...thanks to Biden's inflation

 

[IrishInFl]

So I’ve been contemplating this for a few weeks. Just for fun what’s everyone’s impression of the posters? Based off their Avatar and Username.

How would you envision each poster to look?

I’ll start by saying that if irishnd31 doesn’t look exactly like his avatar I’m going to be highly disappointed! 😂

 

[ACamp1900]

Whiskey is totally the old gamer dude from the WoW Southpark episode in my head. Like,… totally legit.

Irish Torpedo (in his various forms)...

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[ACamp1900]

I support both of you even if I don't agree with your lifestyle choices.

Oh!! You meant with another person!?

Yeah, that too I guess

 

[Jiggafini19Deux]

“Everyone on Irish Envy can either believe it or they cannot believe it,… But I am telling you right now that this Olive Garden lovin mf'er is not a real Italian!’

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Also, my impression of Rack Em is his mom is a whore,…

Sir, this is a Chipotle that closed six months ago.

 

[GrangerIrish24]

Yes, but she said you need to work on your self-esteem. It's not a good quality.

This would make me emotional but my wife stripped me of all of my feelings.

 

[ACamp1900]

False. She closes when the Golden Corral buffet opens for lunch.

Isn’t ‘Golden Corral’ her working name??

 

[ACamp1900]

Rack Em’s mom at ‘Golden Corral’:

 

[irishnd31]

Rack Em’s mom at ‘Golden Corral’:

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Or it's you after you promised your wife you wouldn't get drunk at the annual family reunion.

 

[ACamp1900]

Or it's you after you promised your wife you wouldn't get drunk at the annual family reunion.

You think you know me,….. but you kind of do

 

[irishnd31]

You think you know me,….. but you kind of do

 

[GrangerIrish24]

Rack Em’s mom at ‘Golden Corral’:

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So ketchup can go on more things than just eggs?

 

[NDohio]

So ketchup can go on more things than just eggs?

The most disgusting part of that picture is that there is ketchup on those hot dogs...

 

[GATTACA!]

The most disgusting part of that picture is that there is ketchup on those hot dogs...

Stadium mustard and onions are all that belong on a hot dog.

 

[BobbyMac]

The most disgusting part of that picture is that there is ketchup on those hot dogs...

Even Ohio guys get it. Must be from Cleveland which is sorta like Chicago except it has a baseball team with a stupid name.

 

[MKEagle]

Italian beefs >>> Chicago hotdog

 

[FWIrish4]

Italian beefs >>> Chicago hotdog

This is the way

 

[Henges24]

Can’t unsee that

 

[ACamp1900]

Italian beefs >>> Chicago hotdog

Mexican tacos>>>>>> all your white girl bullshit

 

[NDohio]

Even Ohio guys get it. Must be from Cleveland which is sorta like Chicago except it has a baseball team with a stupid name.

Oh come on, Bobby - don't you put that Cleveland moniker on me...

 

[Black Irish]

Lol. Everyone needs at least one close Italian friend. I guarantee he's not one of your "yes men" friends. He's going to tell you exactly whatever he thinks versus what you want to hear.

Several years ago we went out in Addison on a Friday night. I don't recall ever spending time there ever again. It was too much, even for me. The bar we were at felt like ten Christmas Eves happening at once. I couldn't deal with it.

One of my best friends just moved this past summer from Arlington Heights to Buffalo Grove. You can likely guess the reason why. LOL.

Spend some time in the middle of Long Island. It's like poorly scripted fan fiction of "The Sopranos" or an early Scorcese film everywhere you go. A lot of gold horns around fat, overly tan necks and adjusting of balls while starting every sentence with either "not for nuthin'" or "I swear, on my mother's eyes."

 

[FDNYIrish1]

Spend some time in the middle of Long Island. It's like poorly scripted fan fiction of "The Sopranos" or an early Scorcese film everywhere you go. A lot of gold horns around fat, overly tan necks and adjusting of balls while starting every sentence with either "not for nuthin'" or "I swear, on my mother's eyes."

My god I’ve never felt so attacked on this site before 😂

 

[Jiggafini19Deux]

Spend some time in the middle of Long Island. It's like poorly scripted fan fiction of "The Sopranos" or an early Scorcese film everywhere you go. A lot of gold horns around fat, overly tan necks and adjusting of balls while starting every sentence with either "not for nuthin'" or "I swear, on my mother's eyes."

I mean, do I have to?

 

[Some Irish Bloke]

Rack Em’s mom at ‘Golden Corral’:

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All of these Rack Em's mom jokes, but no one ever told me she was such a looker

 

[SeekNDestroy]

I mean, do I have to?

It’s either that or Staten Island. Take your pick.