Haiku Battle

[In Lou I Trust]

Where is my Xbox?
Oh, my mom gave it away.
Who has fifty bucks?

Mod in mom's basement
The living stereotype
Say it ain't so Beau

 

[BeauBenken]

Mod in mom's basement
The living stereotype
Say it ain't so Beau

That is not the case.
We do not have a basement.
I'm moving out soon.

 

[In Lou I Trust]

That is not the case.
We do not have a basement.
I'm moving out soon.

Touché Beau Benken
You are a clever young lad
May muff fill your home

 

[dshans]

Touché Beau Benken
You are a clever young lad
May muff fill your home

Shush In Lou I trust
The truth is a mystery
Mommy might hear you

 

[In Lou I Trust]

Shush In Lou I trust
The truth is a mystery
Mommy might hear you

I mean no ill will
Just a life filled with beaver
The dream of all men

 

[dshans]

I mean no ill will
Just a life filled with beaver
The dream of all men

Late night reverie
Ah ... to sleep, perchance to dream
Wet fantasy: Tide

 

[Black Irish]

Haiku for IE
Frat jokes, dong brags, Upton's boobs
I sexed your wife

 

[In Lou I Trust]

Haiku for IE
Frat jokes, dong brags, Upton's boobs
I sexed your wife

Black Irish by name
But Asian Irish by dong
Don't kid yourself brah

 

[palinurus]

I mean no ill will
Just a life filled with beaver
The dream of all men

All you can handle,
Sad to tell you, my friend, is
More than she can stand

 

[In Lou I Trust]

All you can handle,
Sad to tell you, my friend, is
More than she can stand

A life without clam
The tale of palinurus
Hairy palms for thee

 

[dshans]

Begin with the boll
Mind the warp, tend to your waft
Tapestry one's life

 

[palinurus]

Millenia pass
Existential burden stays
Incarnation Eve.

 

[Black Irish]

Watch late night T.V.
Transvaginal mesh lawsuit?
I need more whiskey

 

[dshans]

Sweet sleep eludes me
So much shit on late TV
Where's that damn remote

 

[palinurus]

Too many bowl games?
Humanitarian Bowl?
Lama flips the coin.

 

[BeauBenken]

Christmas is coming.
Santa is packing his sleigh.
Gifts for girls and boys.

 

[dshans]

Christmas is coming.
Santa is packing his sleigh.
Gifts for girls and boys.

Christmas is coming.
Santa is packing his sleigh.
Booze for gurls an boyz.

FIFY

 

[military_irish]

In Twenty Fourteen
Notre Dame will win them all
You just wait and see

 

[dshans]

Crow, crow, crow and crow.
Converge, congregate, consort.
Caw, caw, caw and caw.

 

[GoldenDomer]

Fuck Michigan,
Harbaugh sucks,
Merry Christmas

 

[Crazy Balki]

I've been told that I need to work on my sensitive side. So here goes.

I Love Notre Dame
Beat those USC ****heads
Hello BCS

I Am Not Afraid
I Dig Kissme1m1r1sh
I Bet She Is Fly

USC Sucks Balls
scUM Isn't Any Better
State Can Go To Hell

The Deer Will Be Missed
We Should Be Nicer To Mods
I hope Dshans Returns

Michael Floyd Can Ball
This Will Be His Biggest Year
On His Back We Ride

Brian Kelly Rocks
He Wears A Visor With Style
He'll Bring Us Crystal

Bob Diaco Rides
Into The Night He Visits
For Recruits He Brings

I love you all.....

Save us some haikus!
Now I have no ideas
Oh wait, I got it!

 

[dshans]

Fuck Michigan,
Harbaugh sucks,
Merry Christmas

Love the sentiment
The spirit, fire and heat
But Haiku it ain't!

 

[BeauBenken]

Sisters grow older.
Families of their own now.
Christmas with in-laws.

What do we do now?
Just mom, half-brother, and I.
Movie theater?

 

[dshans]

What do we do now?
Just mom, half-brother, and I.
Movie theater?

Beer, bowling and beer
The lights, sights, sounds, funky shoes
Tradition upheld

 

[military_irish]

Merry Christmas y'all,
Caught in this cold, cold world, ugh.
Cheers for one more beer!

 

[Crazy Balki]

Turn it on again
Collins, Rutherford and Banks
No Reply At All

 

[Black Irish]

Day after Christmas
I ate a ton of cookies
I need drawstring pants

 

[Old Man Mike]

In the Spirit of Xmas Joy:

{The poetry of Nun Tu-smat, 346-281BC}

"Dead Birds Turned Over
on the Scum of Gassy Ponds.
My Heart was Content."

... sometimes Haiku is breath-taking....

 

[ACamp1900]

can't take credit but thought it was worth sharing...

Five syllables here
Seven more syllables here
are you happy now?

 

[johnnycando]

Dat Tho

Dat Tho

Dat ass tho, you know?
Jus dat hat on the table.
Common sense long gone.