Guaranteed Victor Over Sparty

Whiskeyjack

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I appreciate you enthusiasm, Bob, but this is pretty bad as$:

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I, DCIRISHFAN, hereby willfully and with complete sanity and clear forethought guarantee a NOTRE DAME victory over the ugly clad MICHIGAN ST SPARTANS. LET IT BE WRITTEN IN THE ARCHIVES.

I will not post on these boards should my guarantee not come to fruition. I will also not drink beer for two entire months. I must add, but not to be guaranteed, that I predict an *** whipping of biblical proportions. Why this guarantee? Because I ****ING GUARANTEE IT!



that is all

I'm in for the no drinking for 2 mths! Add my name to the list.
 

rikkitikki08

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Alright guys, lets ****in do this!!! GO IRISH


ps where in the shiiznit are all these new posters coming from?
 

BeauBenken

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Is this like bargaining to God for a win?

Dear Lord baby Jesus...

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arndtjc

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This is why we get so pissed off after games because we come in expecting to beat the hell out of the other guys. I'm done having expectations until they can prove me otherwise.

Sparty by 40
 

IrishSteelhead

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If we are 0-3 after Saturday, I think it would be easy to give up booze, seeing I'd probably be upgrading to a bag of meth or something awful like that lol.
 

Who'saWildManNow

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If we lose on Saturday I'll put my cat in the microwave!

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Wait.. did I say that out loud??
 

Irish4Life09

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Don't laugh at or shun me...but we win 37-17.
There is absolutely no mathematical way in hell we can turn over the ball as much as we have the last two weeks for a 3rd time...its just not possible....that means the only thing we need to change are stupid penalties...i bet kelly is up their *** about that right now.
Our offense will continue to roll,and we will be 7-7 in the redzone for 4Td's and 3 field goals.

BANK ALL YOUR VBUCKS ON IT!!!
 

BurningRiver

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Don't laugh at or shun me...but we win 37-17.
There is absolutely no mathematical way in hell we can turn over the ball as much as we have the last two weeks for a 3rd time...its just not possible....that means the only thing we need to change are stupid penalties...i bet kelly is up their *** about that right now.
Our offense will continue to roll,and we will be 7-7 in the redzone for 4Td's and 3 field goals.

BANK ALL YOUR VBUCKS ON IT!!!

this is the exact same thing everyone said after USF, and we were all proven wrong.

From now on, I won't believe ND can go a full game playing good football until I see it with my own eyes
 

gkautz10

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Love this post. HA. Who is willing to join him?

If we lose:
2 month ban on drinking
Not sure if I could give up posting..hmmmmm.

I would, but my 21st is in a week and a half.... And we better win because everything that can be broken has been this year (besides my tv and xbox). One more turnover in the redzone and I may slam my TV into the wall!
 

Bubba

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I'm in, I could use a break from alcohol. I will not drink during this game and if we lose - I quit for 2 months.



But, if we win - I will continue not drinking until we lose. I'm hoping I don't get to drink until January.
 

DCirishfan

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STOCK UP ON BEER FOR THE WHOLE YEAR LADS>

THIS ONE IS OVER AT HALFTIME

ND STADIUM WILL BE SO LOUD IT WILL BRING TEARS OF PRIDE TO YOUR EYES

WE WILL NOT ABANDON OUR LADY EVER!!!!
 

phgreek

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I'll be cheerin for the irish as usual...and extra hard knowing whats on the line for you guys...but Hell no I'm not giving up beer. Watching notre dame w/o beer...thats like taking communion w/o wine...its just not done by my kin. Are any of you guys really Irish? I mean come on now...Find something else...

wanna impress me...give up sex...er, well it might be pretty easy for some of ya...anyway, find something else.
 

military_irish

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I'll be cheerin for the irish as usual...and extra hard knowing whats on the line for you guys...but Hell no I'm not giving up beer. Watching notre dame w/o beer...thats like taking communion w/o wine...its just not done by my kin. Are any of you guys really Irish? I mean come on now...Find something else...

wanna impress me...give up sex...er, well it might be pretty easy for some of ya...anyway, find something else.

Thats the thing, why give up something that you KNOW you can live without. But then again I am sure ND will win, so I won't worry too much. Until something happens and they don't and I am jonesin' for a drink and can not have one.

But I am not too worried, as long as they sure up the TO problem they will win, easily!!
 

BeauBenken

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You guys should give up shaving for 6 months if we lose.
 

jus10

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thats funny, bc the past 2 weeks, ive drank increasingly more after ND games.


having said that - GO DOMERS
 

phgreek

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Thats the thing, why give up something that you KNOW you can live without. But then again I am sure ND will win, so I won't worry too much. Until something happens and they don't and I am jonesin' for a drink and can not have one.

But I am not too worried, as long as they sure up the TO problem they will win, easily!!

I got ya...I actually give up booze, among other things, for Lent every year...was mostly joking around in my previous post...mostly.

not hopping on board w/ "burnt offerings" of abolition...but I am wandering who among us is in need of a humility lesson...and why the hell they won't hurry up and learn it so we can start wining again. :)
 

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I feel like I'm in a battered spouse relationship with this team right now. They beat me and abuse me but I know I love them. I hope after this MSU game I don't join a battered spouse group :banghead2
 
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NDFANnSouthWest

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This is what we have:

- Beer is out for 2 months if we lose
- Someone Mentioned Sex....serious? not sure if i can do this.
- No posting
- No Shaving (Sorry BB)
I can do the beer/alchohol thing...
 
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BeauBenken

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Whoa whoa. I mentioned no shaving. Put that on your list, punk. :violent:
 
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