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So this was brought up by one of my professors today and I thought I'd share.
-In his coaching career, Brian Kelly is 2-0 vs. the "Wanstache"
-In his Notre Dame career, Coach Kelly is 2-0 vs. "mustachioed" coaches (see Danny Hope, Frank Spaziani)
-Also in his Notre Dame career, Coach Kelly is 2-0 vs. teams with variations of gold helmets (see Purdue, BC)
-Utah coach Kyle Wittingham and USC coach Lane Kiffin both sported mustaches at some point during their coaching careers
-Aside from Utah and USC, all of ND's opponents have variations of gold helmets (see Pitt, Western Michigan, Navy, Tulsa, Army)
Using the exogenous variables above, we can determine that not only will Notre Dame beat Pitt this weekend, but the Irish are destined to win out. Every remaining team on our schedule has either gold helmets or a former mustachioed coach.
That's logic NDOM can't even deny...
-In his coaching career, Brian Kelly is 2-0 vs. the "Wanstache"
-In his Notre Dame career, Coach Kelly is 2-0 vs. "mustachioed" coaches (see Danny Hope, Frank Spaziani)
-Also in his Notre Dame career, Coach Kelly is 2-0 vs. teams with variations of gold helmets (see Purdue, BC)
-Utah coach Kyle Wittingham and USC coach Lane Kiffin both sported mustaches at some point during their coaching careers
-Aside from Utah and USC, all of ND's opponents have variations of gold helmets (see Pitt, Western Michigan, Navy, Tulsa, Army)
Using the exogenous variables above, we can determine that not only will Notre Dame beat Pitt this weekend, but the Irish are destined to win out. Every remaining team on our schedule has either gold helmets or a former mustachioed coach.
That's logic NDOM can't even deny...
