Deathbed Question?

[IrishSteelhead]

Piggybacking off the God-Bible-Jesus thread, I've often been intrigued by/wondered:

If you had the ability to ask ANY question moments before death and have it answered in its ENTIRETY, what would it be?

Examples:

Do aliens exist on other planets?
What's really in a McRib?
Did Oswald act alone in the JFK assassination?
Could I have banged old Mary Jane Rotten Crotch at that party in 86?

I'm not sure what my one question would be, but have quite a few. I'd love to hear some others.

 

[BobD]

What is the meaning of it all?

 

[Jebediah Springfield]

Who is behind the killing of Tupac? JFK?

What happened to the Mayans?

Did Thomas Jefferson make babies with Sally Hemings?

 

[Oberon]

Will ND ever win another NC?

 

[dshans]

SteelyHeadDan:

You're hitting close to home with this one. My only question(s) would/will be: "Did I do good? Did I do right? Did I do well by the world?"



Spelling and grammar count ... what the hell.

 

[BobD]

Will ND ever win another NC?

If you're on your deathbed do you really want to ask this? How would you feel if he said next year?

 

[ohara831]

What really happened to the Ark of the Covenant? Is it still in existence?

 

[phillyirish]

If you're on your deathbed do you really want to ask this? How would you feel if he said next year?

A lot better than if he said never.

 

[ohara831]

SteelyHeadDan:

You're hitting close to home with this one. My only question(s) would/will be: "Did I do good? Did I do right? Did I do well by the world?"



Spelling and grammar count ... what the hell.

That is a good one. Deep and it goes to the essence of our existence.

 

[Irish#1]

If you're on your deathbed do you really want to ask this? How would you feel if he said next year?

Well I guess he would die a happy man!

 

[gkIrish]

Great thread. Here are a few...

Were my parents proud of me?
Does the Fountain of Youth exist and where is it?

Who is the greatest athlete of all time?
When will Mike Brey be fired?
Does Ben Koyack have any potential?

 

[phgreek]

If you're on your deathbed do you really want to ask this? How would you feel if he said next year?

Oh Shit! I'd have them keep me on life support and at the moment ND won...jack me with every bit of adrenaline in the building...or until I grunt approvingly...then unplug me...

 

[notredomer23]

When will Mike Brey be fired?

Never!

 

[CTHindman]

Love the questions.
Did we have some "help from above" in '12? Why did it come to such a terrible end in '13?

Would O'Leary have been hired without the doctored resume? Would he have won a NC?

In the grand scheme of things, why are there stupid people? Why do we need so many?


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[phork]

What really happened to the Ark of the Covenant? Is it still in existence?

Its in a secret US Military warehouse, Duh.

My question would be:

 

[Irish YJ]

Does spelling and grammar really matter? Is dshans a messenger of good, or just a pain in the @$$?

Just kidding dshans, keep correcting my friend!

 

[irishog77]

Where's the beef?

 

[irishog77]

Great thread. Here are a few...

Were my parents proud of me?
Does the Fountain of Youth exist and where is it?

Who is the greatest athlete of all time?
When will Mike Brey be fired?
Does Ben Koyack have any potential?

Sorry bro, I chuckled at this one.

 

[dshans]

Does spelling and grammar really matter? Is dshans a messenger of good, or just a pain in the @$$?

I'd have to go with "Both for $2000, Alex." On second thought, make it a true Daily Double.

 

[GATTACA!]

Who let the dogs out?

 

[gkIrish]

Sorry bro, I chuckled at this one.

Thousands of people died searching for that shit. Don't hate! Was thinking I could use it to stay alive .

 

[irishog77]

Thousands of people died searching for that shit. Don't hate! Was thinking I could use it to stay alive .

Except it would be too late for that-- you're on your deathbed! Ha

 

[irishog77]

Who let the dogs out?

I wish whoever did would put them back in.

 

[tussin]

Easily a bunch of questions along the lines of:

How much life is out there in the universe? What is the most advanced form of civilization? How did everything come from nothing?

As a side note, my idea of "heaven" is having the answers to all these questions with God essentially granting your soul "free roam" of the universe.

 

[BGIF]

Said the O.P.

Said the O.P.

...

If you had the ability to ask ANY question moments before death and have it answered in its ENTIRETY, what would it be?

...

I'm not sure what my one question ...

"question" singular!

 

[BGIF]

Does Tommy do eons in Purgatory for saying Bama didn't cheat OR does he go straight to hell to join Herr Goebbels , Baghdad Bob, and Pinocchio?








(It's a single question, re: predestined destination.)

 

[Kaneyoufeelit]

How tall is Bob Diaco?

Have you heard of Terry Hanratty?

 

[NDBoiler]

Where in fact IS Waldo?

 

[Irish4Life09]

what ever happened to The Deer?!?!?

 

[T Town Tommy]

Does Tommy do eons in Purgatory for saying Bama didn't cheat OR does he go straight to hell to join Herr Goebbels , Baghdad Bob, and Pinocchio?








(It's a single question, re: predestined destination.)

Maybe my question would be "Why didn't you allow St. Nick to coach at ND?" They could win a title and Nicky could have been saved from his evil ways.