Last night, just before halftime, they showed the meatchicken fans in the stands looking despondent. I shouted to my wife, who was in the kitchen downing a shot of Tito's, because I know she loves that shit. She replied saying she especially loves it when they're southern girls, crying and makeup running. I DIDN'T respond me too, especially when they're unbelievably hot, with bare midriffs, and certainly getting railed that night, when or lose. Either way, I feel absolutely robbed of that joy with the SCUM girls last night.