NOT A SERIOUS RANT:
Yo, it's ridiculous.
'20 Recruits... YES, high 4-5 STARS ESPECIALLY.
High 3 - low 4 STARS, we see you making the wise choice with your life. Good work, guys! See you signing day. You can skip this rant:
Dear HIGH 4-5 STARS:
Stop going to Bama.
Stop going to Clemson.
Stop going to Ohio State.
Michigan's a joke. USC is a cheat school.
Maybe, just maybe, you can go to Georgia if you absolutely have to go somewhere south.
Otherwise, this is NOTRE DAME.
INCREDIBLE TRADITION, GREAT EDUCATION, 1 TITLE WILL GUARANTEE YOU LEGENDARY STATUS UNPARALLELED ANYWHERE ELSE, INCLUDING BAMA.
That's all you gotta do... get ONE TITLE and statues will be built for you. IT WILL HAPPEN.
BETTIS IS STILL A GOD ON CAMPUS.
GET THE TITLE,
Then go to the NFL after that and make that money... come back and get that degree like Jimmy Clausen (but with an actual successful NFL career, because you are 100% bonafide 5 star without the limo stunt).
YO,
THE HELMETS ARE FREAKING GOLD!!!
Miami uses fools gold in their chains.
Also, weather - a polar vortex builds character while you are young, need it, and can adapt more easily.
Playing in the cold will get you prepped for that Green Bay or Patriots contract.
YOU CAN BUY AN ISLAND SOON AFTER, INVITE MODEL GIRLFRIENDS, AND LIVE WARM FOREVER AFTER.
Or meet a smart girl at ND and have your life perspective blown wide open for healthier living.
THIS IS A NO-BRAINER.
Oh, and Stanford has a tree as a mascot. You can't play for a tree. That's just embarrassing.
Ok, I'm out.
