MY letter to Brian Kelly:
Coach,
I have to admit I've spent the last two Saturdays and well into Sunday basically cussing your name and questioning some of your decisions, but I know your OK with that because you're one of us, you're a HUGE part of our Irish family (I mean that because of your position, I'm not calling you fat), and being part of a family, especially ours, can be tough sometimes......you don't even wanna know some of the things I've done to my brother when I was pissed at him.
I know, you know better than anyone the very high expectations that come with being the Head Coach at Notre Dame. You know our history, you know we have one of the highest winning percentages in College football history ( Approx .732), some of our greatest coaches have been north of .800....one was even over
.900. Those are amazing statistics, but you knew all that when you signed up for this.
There are some who say we shouldn't cuss ya. I say it just makes you part of the family and since your family, I have to give you some family talk................
Look Brian, The worlds not gonna come to an end if we lose on Saturday, but your gonna F'n wish it had if we do. Unfortunately for you, besides all of my normal desires to win, I've committed to giving up beer for two months if we lose to Michigan St. Your an intelligent man, you know that when an Irish family says they're going on vacation, that just means they're going to a different Pub. So, don't make me go with out my beer!
In short Coach......you better smash the chit outta those Spartans!!!!!!
Love, Bob