Our Careers and Paths

[Quinntastic]

Funny you should ask.

I'm a clinical laboratory scientist. Basically, I test every kind of body fluid imaginable for...everything. Tumor markers, electrolytes, etc.

I have worked with pancreatic cyst samples from every color of the rainbow (and some colors I don't even recognize).

I work with people's urine, feces, blood, serum, plasma, cerebrospinal fluid, pleural fluid, cyst fluid...you name it. I test it.

Kinda gross work, but it's what I've been wanting to do it since I was a teenager.

Slight brag moment here: Did I mention I work at the Mayo Clinic?

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Ha that looks like no prostate check I've ever seen. I thought it was an 'attaboy' slap on the ***, in which case I stand by the thanks. I'm cool with that.

/no homo

Well, I usually show up to the Doctor's office in my baseball uniform for my daily prostate check. Started doing that since I was in Little League. My doctor is female and quite hot. I think her name is Dr. Quinntastic.

But I always wear a condom, so that I am protected at all times. A friend of mine wasn't wearing protection one time, and he got hit by a car.

 

[GoldenIsThyFame]

Nice. Saluki in the house. My aunt's husband (my uncle) is a Saluki. Very impressive to read about everyone's successes and plans.

Rhode, did you really say "thanks" to the GoldenITF for his offer of a prostate check?

Dude.

Ha that looks like no prostate check I've ever seen. I thought it was an 'attaboy' slap on the ***, in which case I stand by the thanks. I'm cool with that.

/no homo

It was indeed an "attaboy" slap Rhode.

Deer, you wish I was the one giving your prostate exam. I have long skinny fingers. I shoulda became a doctor.

 

[GoldenIsThyFame]

Well, I usually show up to the Doctor's office in my baseball uniform for my daily prostate check. Started doing that since I was in Little League. My doctor is female and quite hot.

But I always wear a condom, so that I am protected at all times. A friend of mine wasn't wearing protection one time, and he got hit by a car.

bahahahaha!

 

[GEORGIA DOMER]

Do u test the secret sauce?

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

...

I work with people's urine, feces, blood, serum, plasma, cerebrospinal fluid, pleural fluid, cyst fluid...you name it. I test it.

Kinda gross work, but it's what I've been wanting to do it since I was a teenager...

How weird and such a coincidence. I like to drop my urine, feces, blood, serum, plasma, cerebrospinal fluid, pleural fluid, and cyst fluid on lawns. Just for chuckles.

 

[GEORGIA DOMER]

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[Quinntastic]

Do u test the secret sauce?

You mean sperm, right?

That is the one body fluid I don't test, actually. I leave that for the fertility clinics.

 

[dshans]

... Did I mention I work at the Mayo Clinic?

Which one; MN, FL or AZ?

 

[Quinntastic]

MN

 

[AdmiralBackhand]

Secret sauce added.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

...
Deer, you wish I was the one giving your prostate exam. I have long skinny fingers. I shoulda became a doctor.

You want to stick your skinny fingers up my butt?

I'm touched.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I'm touched.

Not yet, but you will be.

 

[GoldenIsThyFame]

You want to stick your skinny fingers up my butt? You should have become a doctor so you could stick your skinny fingers up my butt?

I'm touched.

Pay attention deer, I said you wish I was, not that I wanted to. Your mamma, however, now that's a different story.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Pay attention deer, I said you wish I was, not that I wanted to. Your mamma, however, now that's a different story.

Isn't Neutered's mom hanging on some hunter's wall? At least her head is... but hey, she always did have a great rack.

That's just icky, GITF.

 

[GoldenIsThyFame]

Isn't Neutered's mom hanging on some hunter's wall? At least her head is... but hey, she always did have a great rack!

That's just icky, GITF.

Well something of hers is mounted on my wall.

Why do you think I made the prostate commment?!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Well something of hers is mounted on my wall.

Why do you think I made the prostate commment?!

Reps for hilarity, and for finding a picture of a mounted deer-riere.

 

[GoldenIsThyFame]

Reps for hilarity, and for finding a picture of a mounted deer-riere.

Thank you.

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[NDOM]

after high school I went into the Army to be MP (Military Police) did my time (3 years).

Studied marine biology, chemistry and photography at Grand Valley State University (where our beloved coach is from)

Currently studying more photography/digital imaging at GRCC (Grand Rapids Community College) and taking another photography course at Kendall College of art and design.

For the last 10 years or so I have owned my own handyman business.

Currently seeking employment with MDNR (Michigan Department of Natural Resources) as a forestry officer.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Reps for hilarity, and for finding a picture of a mounted deer-riere.

Well, only a small ... Never mind...

I live near cows. Want to talk about dairy air? You should smell my dairy air.

Regarding my momma:

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[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

after high school I went into the Army to be MP (Military Police) did my time (3 years).

Studied marine biology, chemistry and photography at Grand Valley State University (where our beloved coach is from)

Currently studying more photography/digital imaging at GRCC (Grand Rapids Community College) and taking another photography course at Kendall College of art and design.

For the last 10 years or so I have owned my own handyman business.

Currently seeking employment with MDNR (Michigan Department of Natural Resources) as a forestry officer.

Forestry huh? hee hee

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

And yeah, you guys like to joke about it, but this was real to me:

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Well, afterwards, I graduated from college, and took a job as a reindeer, leading Santa and pain in the butt Donner and Blitz-em.... It is a temp job, but at least I get to see the world.

 

[kmoose]

Graduated High School somewhere after color TV was invented, and before New Kids on the Block.

Joined the Ohio National Guard, just after high school, to help pay for college. Spent 3.5 years as an armored crewman and cavalry scout.

Did about a year and a half of college in there: 1 year at Ohio University, on the banks of the mighty Hocking River; and a semester at Akron U. Decided that college just wasn't exciting enough for me, and got tired of learning the same stuff I had already done in High School, so enlisted in the Navy.

Spent 7 years in the Navy as an Avionics Technician. Was stationed in Southern California (Pt. Mugu), Hawaii (Barber's Point), and the Puget Sound area (Whidbey Island).

Took my electronics training from the Navy and have been doing electronic maintenance since I got out, in 1996.

I'm currently a Field Service Technician, working on Xray systems used to scan checked baggage for explosives, at airports.

 

[irish0227]

currently in my junior year of high school in a tiny town in CT, shooting to go to college for pre-med, and from there work on getting to be a neurosurgeon.

 

[notredomer23]

Lets see haha.

Gonna be a senior in high school.

Either attending Notre Dame or Holy Cross then transferring to Notre Dame.

I am definitely majoring in 2 of the following 3: History, Political Science, or National Security. I'm not sure if ND has national security so it will probably end up being history and political science.

I am considering the possibility of minoring in Italian(options because I might want to be a high school history teacher so I can coach. So if they don't need history possibly Italian is available? You never know.)

After college either want to be a high school preferably history teacher but maybe Italian or I will work on the campaigns for either Congressman Scott Garrett(my local congressman, my family knows him very well) Or John Boehner(my family knows him as well, see him about once a year at weddings).

Currently, I make 10 dollars an hour picking things up and putting them down

 

[AllGoldEverything]

Graduated high school in 09, and am now a Junior at Bowling Green State University.

Im majoring in Special Education and plan on coaching football after becoming a teacher.

 

[nvirish]

Graduated from Loyola in Finance somehow got myself into online advertising sales. I have been working in Chicago for Cars.com doing outside sales / inside sales. Decent gig I feel good at the end of the day signing dealers up on a good product. Getting married in 10 days to my college sweetheart who is a RN. Hopefully, I can retire be a stay at home day dad. Pipedream I know!!!!

 

[Jason Pham]

Lets see haha.

Gonna be a senior in high school.

Either attending Notre Dame or Holy Cross then transferring to Notre Dame.

I am definitely majoring in 2 of the following 3: History, Political Science, or National Security. I'm not sure if ND has national security so it will probably end up being history and political science.

I am considering the possibility of minoring in Italian(options because I might want to be a high school history teacher so I can coach. So if they don't need history possibly Italian is available? You never know.)

After college either want to be a high school preferably history teacher but maybe Italian or I will work on the campaigns for either Congressman Scott Garrett(my local congressman, my family knows him very well) Or John Boehner(my family knows him as well, see him about once a year at weddings).

Currently, I make 10 dollars an hour picking things up and putting them down

We've got a pretty solid international relations offering within the political science department and within international relations we have a solid start to a national security program through Professor Michael Desch. You'll be in good hands if that's what you decide to do.

 

[Irishcop]

Congrats Bro, and thank you in advance for keeping all of us air passengers safe...

Since 2001 I have been serving and protecting the people of Oahu..
Being an L.E.O. is very fun, exciting, stressful, but most of all rewarding. You have the ability to make a positive difference each day....

I too am L.E.O. I have been since 2003. I started with the City of Atlanta and was with them for seven years but left last October to take a job with a much small department in northern Fulton county. What's it like in Oahu? Atlanta was a damn war zone.

 

[The Polish Irishman]

Went to school at Florida Gulf Coast University and played baseball. Got our 1st D1 win aganist ND! Blew out my elbow, got a business degree. Went into sales..Starting my masters this fall...I wanna run **** one day.