Wives and the Stupid **** They Say/Do

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The Polish Irishman said:
I asked for a new office chair for Christmas, I work from home and the chair I have is terrible. So, my wife gets me an Oura Ring. I don't wear any jewelry besides a silicone wedding ring. Anyone have one of these rings? Are they worth it? I do exercise on a regular basis, but this seems more for tracking sleep, which I do get well as I drink a lot. Should I say screw it, return it, hurt her feelings, and get what I really wanted. Thoughts?
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Check Craigslist and other local marketplaces for office overstock. I found a thousand dollar lightly used Herman Miller chair for 250. Best decision I've ever made
 
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Buy your mistress the presents.
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Last year I bought myself a nice hockey jersey and got some wrapping paper from outside the home, wrapped it super nice with a tag: ‘from Sasha, to My Love’
 
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ColoradoIrish said:
Check Craigslist and other local marketplaces for office overstock. I found a thousand dollar lightly used Herman Miller chair for 250. Best decision I've ever made
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I bought a refurbished leap v2 from Crandall and it's amazing. They have frequent deals


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My wife and I are currently in the process of building a new master closet in our bedroom. My wife saw the cost and hit me with "this is our Christmas present to each other, so we won't get each other presents this years". I'm fucked. This will lead to 2 scenarios.
1. I listen to what she said and don't get her anything, knowing that she will surprise me with presents. She will then show signs of sadness but continually remind me that its alright. It will not be alright.
2. I surprise her with presents. She gets me nothing. She in turn gets upset because she feels bad and it will be my fault for making her feel bad.

It's been an honor and a privilege to call you all my friends. I will see you on the other side.
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Not sure why I didn't see this before, but I hope you gave her the presents. lol
 
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The Polish Irishman said:
I asked for a new office chair for Christmas, I work from home and the chair I have is terrible. So, my wife gets me an Oura Ring. I don't wear any jewelry besides a silicone wedding ring. Anyone have one of these rings? Are they worth it? I do exercise on a regular basis, but this seems more for tracking sleep, which I do get well as I drink a lot. Should I say screw it, return it, hurt her feelings, and get what I really wanted. Thoughts?
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When a wife gets you something you like it.
 
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My wife and her BFF were known as Bia 1 and Bia 2 in high school. Not only did they take it as a compliment, they reveled in it. To this day, she is very antagonistic and confrontational. For better and for worse. Meanwhile, I'm the polar opposite. I'm very diplomatic, civil, and non-confrontational. I'm not a pushover by any means. I just pick and choose my battles.

With that said, we have a broken privacy fence that is a "shared fence" between neighbors. No verbal or written agreements in place. The fences were there prior to us buying the house.

Before I had a chance to pull plot plans or discuss anything with anyone, my wife says "They're paying half!" and "It's not right that they tied into our fence and get an extra foot of the property line in their backyard!"

Pray for me. Pray for my neighbors. :ROFLMAO:
 
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BleedBlueGold said:
My wife and her BFF were known as Bia 1 and Bia 2 in high school. Not only did they take it as a compliment, they reveled in it. To this day, she is very antagonistic and confrontational. For better and for worse. Meanwhile, I'm the polar opposite. I'm very diplomatic, civil, and non-confrontational. I'm not a pushover by any means. I just pick and choose my battles.

With that said, we have a broken privacy fence that is a "shared fence" between neighbors. No verbal or written agreements in place. The fences were there prior to us buying the house.

Before I had a chance to pull plot plans or discuss anything with anyone, my wife says "They're paying half!" and "It's not right that they tied into our fence and get an extra foot of the property line in their backyard!"

Pray for me. Pray for my neighbors. :ROFLMAO:
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People go absolutely bonkers over property lines, even if it's just an inch. Our very first house, the day we were moving in, we were approached by the neighbor. He was complaining because about three feet of our crushed stone driveway extended about six inches onto his property. He had been arguing with the former owners about it for a couple of years. Took me about fifteen minutes to rake the gravel back. Looked at the guy, said there you go and walked away to finish moving.
 
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ab2cmiller said:
Your only hope is that you have reasonable neighbors who immediately agree to half.

The other options are a pissed off wife or a pissed off neighbor or both.

Have you thought about moving?
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Decision should be based on who is more likely to continuously sleep with you, his wife, neighbors wife, or maybe even the other guy.
 
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Your only hope is that you have reasonable neighbors who immediately agree to half.

The other options are a pissed off wife or a pissed off neighbor or both.

Have you thought about moving?
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I told my wife that if the fence is 100% on our property per the plots and w/o any verbal or written agreement, we cannot force someone to pay for any costs, let alone half. Prepare yourself for inevitable rage, but hope for the best. Met with crickets.

To the bolded: Ironically, yes, but because of other factors. I jokingly suggested the fence issue be the initiator to us moving. Again, met with crickets.

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Decision should be based on who is more likely to continuously sleep with you, his wife, neighbors wife, or maybe even the other guy.
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None of the above is the most likely outcome.
 
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I told my wife that if the fence is 100% on our property per the plots and w/o any verbal or written agreement, we cannot force someone to pay for any costs, let alone half. Prepare yourself for inevitable rage, but hope for the best. Met with crickets.

To the bolded: Ironically, yes, but because of other factors. I jokingly suggested the fence issue be the initiator to us moving. Again, met with crickets.


None of the above is the most likely outcome.
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Thoughts and prayers, brother.
 
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Bishop2b5 said:
That's a totally useless bit of advice. His wife would just track him down and drag him back home.
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And continue to rail on him about the fence for another couple of weeks. Best to get it over with asap. lol
 
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The wife has gotten into "miniatures" lately. Making these little rooms with the furniture and little details. Came home and she's a little upset. She tells me she can't find this part to a lamp. Says she's been looking for a couple of hours and swears the dog got a hold of it. I start looking around all of her stuff. She tells me, "Don't bother with that, I've already went through all of that stuff." I look down and guess what I find in this little box along with other miniature parts? I ask if this is what she's looking for. "Where did you find it?" Couldn't help myself and said, "Right where you told me not to look". lol
 
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Irish#1 said:
The wife has gotten into "miniatures" lately. Making these little rooms with the furniture and little details. Came home and she's a little upset. She tells me she can't find this part to a lamp. Says she's been looking for a couple of hours and swears the dog got a hold of it. I start looking around all of her stuff. She tells me, "Don't bother with that, I've already went through all of that stuff." I look down and guess what I find in this little box along with other miniature parts? I ask if this is what she's looking for. "Where did you find it?" Couldn't help myself and said, "Right where you told me not to look". lol
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My conversations with my wife are the opposite. She's probably on a message board at this very moment posting in a thread titled "Husbands and the Stupid **** they do"
 
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