Bishop2b5
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A few weeks ago I offered to help you be better at Internet insulting. I offered to let you tell us your best insults and I'd help you pump 'em up and make them more effective, but you didn't take advantage of the offer. You seem unaware of how this sort of thing works. For an insult to be effective, it has to have an element of truth that hits an insecurity. That means you need to know or understand your target. You insist on trying to insult me (this is like the 10th time) for being short and fat. Have you ever gotten the reaction you seek from that? There's a reason: I'm neither short nor fat. But by all means, if that makes you feel like a big boy, you run with it!
Now, if you want to know how to do it, hit an actual weak spot. For instance, if I were to insinuate that you were a beta male, it would bother you so much that you'd follow me around IE for weeks whining about it and asking, "Am I the beta?" "Is it me?" See how that works when your insult hits home? Or, hmmm, maybe if I were to ask you if you really believed a man transitioning into being a woman was a real woman and bait you into saying you 100% did, then ask you to name one you'd sleep with if you were single, then follow you around all weekend trying to get you to man up and answer instead of dodging and running while half the board laughed at the free show... now THAT would be an effective shot at a person. See how that works? You come back now, you hear!
