Okay, you're banned from attending anymore BIG home games.
I've done pretty well against the B1G! I've only seen one Michigan loss at home, I've basically been to most Home Michigan game for the last 25ish years, missed the '06 game. The one loss I attended was the 2010 debacle where Crist went down for most of the game and we didn't have a backup QB ready.
I've done pretty good against MSU too, only loss being '05 ('05 season was a bad one for me, only win I saw was against Tennessee but it was big fun). Got to see Tommy upset the undefeated Spartans for their lone loss in 2013, something that still pisses off their fans.
Never seen a loss to Purdue.
I was there for the UCLA comeback in '06, only UCLA game.
Went to the lone win against Penn State at home since I started going to games in '93.
I do have a shitty record against USC in general as most of my 20s were spent watching us lose to Cheaty Petey, but I finally got the monkey off my back in 2015.