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COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS BACK.
Kind of.
It's week zero, meaning we get a random collection of games a week early this Saturday... but any college football is good college football, and this should be a nice little warmup to stretch out the gameday muscles, start prepping for how you're going to tell your wife that you can't go to Michael's for Fall decorations because the game is on, and to figure out the sweet spot on timing the crockpot chili.
So we've got two name-brands (Nebraska and UCLA), a rehab project (Illinois), and some MWC teams that will surely be entertaining.
Not bad for a week zero! Football is back, and as Bert Bielema would say... that's borderline erotic.
Kind of.
It's week zero, meaning we get a random collection of games a week early this Saturday... but any college football is good college football, and this should be a nice little warmup to stretch out the gameday muscles, start prepping for how you're going to tell your wife that you can't go to Michael's for Fall decorations because the game is on, and to figure out the sweet spot on timing the crockpot chili.
| 1:00PM | Nebraska @ Illinois | FOX | - The return of Bert Bielema! Illinois goes from whatever Lovie was doing, to Man Ball... or do they? Will Bielema run a mix of power and spread as his roster transitions? - On the other side, Scott Frost is melting on the hot seat. Nebraska needs to bounce back, and getting a comfortable win in week one would be a good start to build confidence. - Adrian Martinez at QB for Nebraska is nothing if not entertaining, and former scUM QB Brandon Peters should start for Illinois. What a heavyweight clash! |
| 2:00PM | UConn @ Fresno State | CBSSN | - It's football that's on! Flip over during the Nebraska/Illinois commercials. - Fresno State's QB, Jake Haener, was on pace to throw for 4000+ yards and 30 TD's last year had they played a full, 12-game season... he's gonna sling the ball around. |
| 3:30PM | Hawaii @ UCLA | ESPN | - Chip Kelly returns 20 starters to a team that was okay at times last year, headlined by an athlete at QB and a good OL. They also use a lot of 12 personnel, which is weird for Chip Kelly. - Chevan Cordeiro, Hawaii's QB, is a student of Brett Favre's school of 'Throw the Ball into Triple Coverage and See What Happens.' He might throw for 400 yards, 5 TD's and 5 INT's. |
| 10:00PM | Southern Utah @ San Jose State | CBSSN | - San Jose State was a pretty good Cinderella story last year, going 7-0 in the regular season (until they got railroaded by Ball State in a bowl game). - San Jose State is lead by super-super senior Nick Starkel, who is definitely not ass, my dude (shoutouts to Tathan Martell). He's gonna put up video game numbers in this one. |
So we've got two name-brands (Nebraska and UCLA), a rehab project (Illinois), and some MWC teams that will surely be entertaining.
Not bad for a week zero! Football is back, and as Bert Bielema would say... that's borderline erotic.
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