Irishbounty28
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I know they are playing a garbage team but I am glad we don't play them this year.
I know they are playing a garbage team but I am glad we don't play them this year.
Uh yeah. Sparty with a competent offense? No thanks. Next week should be interesting. Hope they roll the Ducks.
Hell, I hope they roll all season. Always liked Sparty, even if they have some of the douchiest fans.
To review:
- Michigan State lost to Oregon on the road, 46-27.
- Nebraska barely beat McNeese State, 31-24. Took the play of the year by Ameer Abdullah to save the day.
- Ohio State lost to Virginia Tech, 35-21.
- Penn State won a snoozer 21-3 over Akron.
- Rutgers won 38-25 over Howard.
- Maryland edged South Florida 24-17.
- Minnesota beat MTSU 35-24.
- Iowa barely beat Ball State, 17-14.
- Illinois beat Western Kentucky 42-34.
- Purdue got rocked 38-17 by CMU.
- Northwestern lost 23-15 to Northern Illinois.
Worst weekend by a conference I've ever seen.
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Now, if they truly plan to rule the state for an extended period, I've drawn up a list of guidelines they need to follow:
■ Drop the obsession, people. You've made your point — you were tormented for generations, going back to 1949, when Michigan allegedly didn't want you bringing your livestock into the Big Ten. There's a whole world of national acclaim out there — go get it!
■ Henceforth, your biggest rival is Ohio. Followed by Penn State. Followed by Indiana. Repeat this to your Michigan friends, watch them blink in disbelief.
■ Hire a skywriter for Saturday's game and have it scrawl your deepest hope for the rivalry: "Keep Hoke Alive."
■ If you're still so inclined — and I'm not suggesting you are! — find higher-quality furniture to incinerate after big games. I'd recommend a nice leather love seat with an ottoman.
■ Pompously pump up your status. You don't have Spartan "buddies" or "drinking pals" anymore. You have fellow "Michigan State Men." If that's too pretentious, these are acceptable: Sparty Man, Green Man, Ma Main Man.
Consider this a public service to Spartans and Wolverines everywhere. In a safe and orderly manner, please adjust accordingly.
Pick: Michigan State Men 34-13
So, State pulls it out and will face Wiscy tomorrow for Championship
Braxton Miller to H-Back for PoSU.
ell ohh ell
The next Percy Harvin
Probably wishes he transferred now. Even if he does make the NFL he'll likely be making far less than he would have if he was playing QB. He'll probably go mid-late rounds now, I could see teams taking him as a backup.