2014 Maxim Hot 100 List

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Sexiest Women & Hottest Celebrities | Maxim 2014 Hot 100 | Maxim


1) Candice Swanepoel.

The Victoria's Secret model, 25, has earned the number one spot on Maxim's 2014 Hot 100 list. Past honorees include Katy Perry, Olivia Wilde, Bar Refaeli, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, and Lindsay Lohan (in 2007, mind you).

Swanepoel, who was first discovered at age 15 in a flea market, beat out a bevy of beauties for the title. Rounding out the top 10 are:

1. Candice Swanepoel
2. Scarlett Johansson
3. Katy Perry
4. Irina Shayk
5. Jennifer Lawrence
6. Zooey Deschanel
7. Alessandra Ambrosio
8. Jessica Alba
9. Mila Kunis
10. Cara Delevingne
 

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Uh Kate Upton is not on this list. FAIL.
 

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What a joke lol. They proved last year having Miley Cyrus #1 that they dont really give a shit about ranking the women based on anything other than who will move the most magazines. Scarlett Johanson, Katy Perry, and Zooey Deschanel give me fucking break.
 
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What a joke lol. They proved last year having Miley Cyrus #1 that they dont really give a shit about ranking the women based on anything other than who will move the most magazines. Scarlett Johanson, Katy Perry, and Zooey Deschanel give me fucking break.
Don't talk down on my Scarlett!!! I agree on most other fronts though. Scarlett and Jennifer Lawrence would make my top 10 every time.

Edit: After looking up Allesandra, um yeah she is smoking. Cara is not.
 
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Don't talk down on my Scarlett!!! I agree on most other fronts though. Scarlett and Jennifer Lawrence would make my top 10 every time.

Edit: After looking up Allesandra, um yeah she is smoking. Cara is not.

Shes a butter face.

How is she not in the top 10????? 49????
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These lists are always a joke. The best thing is Jenn Love-Hewitt is on the list. Haha. I could see it in 1998, maybe.
 

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There are some beautiful girls on the list though. Some are highly overrated in my opinion.

Most overrated top 5 for me:

1. Zooey Deschanel
2. Rihanna
3. Christina Aguilera
4. Katy Perrty
5. Miley Cyrus
 

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There are some beautiful girls on the list though. Some are highly overrated in my opinion.

Most overrated top 5 for me:

1. Zooey Deschanel
2. Rihanna
3. Christina Aguilera
4. Katy Perrty
5. Miley Cyrus

2-5 on your list are on the CDC STD alert list
 

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What a joke lol. They proved last year having Miley Cyrus #1 that they dont really give a shit about ranking the women based on anything other than who will move the most magazines. Scarlett Johanson, Katy Perry, and Zooey Deschanel give me fucking break.

You're telling me that Scarlett and Katy Perry aren't hot? You're out of your fucking mind.
 

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Avril Lavigne is on this list. At #44. That shows you how seriously you should take this.
 

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You're telling me that Scarlett and Katy Perry aren't hot? You're out of your fucking mind.

Yea they are smoking hott if ignore their faces. Im not saying they arnt attractive, but to be top 5 ahead of some of the ppl they are ahead of is ridiculous.

You're telling me Scarlett or Katy are more attractive than Mila Kunis, Emilia Clarke, Margot Robie, Miranda Kerr ect ect ect NO WAY
 

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They obviously didn't do enough research because my wife's not on this list.
 

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I'll admit, if I was a single man, I wouldn't throw away Scarlett Johanson's phone number. But let's be honest, if she was an A-cup, she wouldn't even be in the conversation.
 

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I'll admit, if I was a single man, I wouldn't throw away Scarlett Johanson's phone number. But let's be honest, if she was an A-cup, she wouldn't even be in the conversation.

I disagree sir. I think she's gorgeous (though obviously everything below her neck contributes to the complete package).
 

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The list is a joke in general but the negative Scarlett talk in here is making me angry. Her face is amazing because it's unique but still really cute. You don't make it in Hollywood with just a great body. So if you think her face is bad, you are in the absolute minority.
 

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The list is a joke in general but the negative Scarlett talk in here is making me angry. Her face is amazing because it's unique but still really cute. You don't make it in Hollywood with just a great body. So if you think her face is bad, you are in the absolute minority.


Her eyes go in different directions. I can't look past that. Deal breaker for me.
 

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Sorry guys, I'm with Gat and Rocket on this one. Scarlett doesn't do anything for me either.
 
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Her eyes go in different directions. I can't look past that. Deal breaker for me.

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I'll admit, if I was a single man, I wouldn't throw away Scarlett Johanson's phone number. But let's be honest, if she was an A-cup, she wouldn't even be in the conversation.

This ^ her mouth is crooked as fuck. Again im not arguing that shes not attractive, but she is ranked wayyy to high.
 
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Wife caught ya in the forum and on the maxim site huh?

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Do I spy a lack of Asians AND Latinas?!?!

Why this is defoulerous!! Straight cantankerous and dubious!! And also racist!! Did I mention racist?? You racist motha fvkas... I want to see Salama Hayek's and Kelly Monaco's ass jigglin up in dis piece or I'm bout to call the Rev to take care of yall racist bastards!!... Oh, and some hot Asian ass too... Can't forget them slanty eyed hot pieces...

Dis some bullshit. These racist bastards up in here.
 
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Do I spy a lack of Asians AND Latinas?!?!

Why this is defoulerous!! Straight cantankerous and dubious!! And also racist!! Did I mention racist?? You racist motha fvkas... I want to see Salama Hayek's and Kelly Monaco's ass jigglin up in dis piece or I'm bout to call the Rev to take care of yall racist bastards!!... Oh, and some hot Asian ass too... Can't forget them slanty eyed hot pieces...

Dis some bullshit. These racist bastards up in here.

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Piper Perabo and Adriana Lima should be on this list... and yes, I like big mouths and fat lips on a woman!
 

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