The 2013 IE Hottest WAG

[koonja]

Did you know back then small dicks where prized. They thought big dicks where for peasants and fieldworkers.

Beau would have been made royalty!

 

[BeauBenken]

Beau would have been made royalty!

The fuck did this come from?

You know who you're talking to? I am the law.

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[Irish#1]

Time to start a penis thread.

 

[dublinirish]

I was in Florence in November there and saw the statue of David and its actually really really impressive an awe inspiring. Definitely would recommend people having it on their bucket list.

 

[BeauBenken]

Samcro, I don't know how I missed your posts when rolling through this thread multiple times. Apologies to anyone who had to read that stuff. Samcro, the only way this thread works is with complete respect and kindness between posters. The last thing you do is talk about another man's girl. Do it again and I can reassure you that you will be on timeout long enough to not get to participate in any of the IE award stuff.

Oh, and Phillyirish, the same applies to you.

The same applies to anyone who tries to talk shit about any pictures posted in this thread. A sensitive subject calls for a sensitive ban hammer. If you have nothing nice to say, don't say it at all.

 

[IrishinTN]

Remember...I swing the ban hammer.



My girl is part Native American. All you guys and your white girls...




Yea, I probably did way too good for myself. haha

I'm guessing also part Italian? Hey, my family is Italian, I would know about the facial hair.

Hang on to that one, Beau.

 

[beryirish]

Don't deserve her. Can't thank the big guy enough for meeting her.

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[palinurus]

I turn 40 this year, and my wife is 30, so does that count? Plus she got into ND and played a sport while my dumb-ass got rejected. Here we are a couple of years ago with my nieces:

Sorry, buddy, as beautiful as your wife is, you yourself are not nearly ugly enough to drive down the numerator to the point where you would win under my formula. The grace notes of three beautiful nieces and, as I recall, a beautiful daughter, do nothing to drive up your sympathy factor. No, sorry.

 

[palinurus]

Time to start a penis thread.

In the Land of Eunuchs, the Small Junk Man is king.

 

[irishog77]

I was in Florence in November there and saw the statue of David and its actually really really impressive an awe inspiring. Definitely would recommend people having it on their bucket list.

But how was his cock?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

"Small" is a such an imprecise term. In the interest of objectivity:

Perhaps some of you may feel more comfortable referencing percentiles instead of direct measurements?

 

[BurningRiver]

Her name is Lennay and she's my everything. Met her online a couple months ago.





Too soon?

 

[ulukinatme]

Her name is Lennay and she's my everything. Met her online a couple months ago.





Too soon?

Just kiddin'

 

[ulukinatme]

Come on guys let's see the ladies! Only 4 people on this site are dating people or married? I don't think so

4 sounds about right actually.

 

[Cackalacky]

WhiskeyJack with the spreadsheet lol. Classic.

Excuse me while I whip this out!

 

[palinurus]

"Small" is a such an imprecise term. In the interest of objectivity:

Perhaps some of you may feel more comfortable referencing percentiles instead of direct measurements?

So how do I convert feet to inches?

 

[T Town Tommy]

So how do I convert feet to inches?

Same as always... use your imagination.

 

[Kingbish01]

 

[Whiskeyjack]

So how do I convert feet to inches?

We've got some avid fishermen around here-- wooly, ShakeDown, etc. I'm sure they can help you.

 

[Bogtrotter07]

So how do I convert feet to inches?

Whiskey, we should start a "99 % Club." Which would be, by definition, so we could have one where we bring ours and sit around with self-satisfied smiles on our face!

 

[IrishinTN]

If your wife bends over and her butt crack slips above her jeans and your son says, "anybody got a quarter for the slot?" Never, and I mean NEVER, say, "be more like a half dollar now, son."

The wife said no pictures. Go figure.

 

[NDWorld247]

My wife also said no pictures, but my girlfriend is totally cool with it. Pics to come before Sunday...

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Whiskey, we should start a "99 % Club." Which would be, by definition, so we could have one where we bring ours and sit around with self-satisfied smiles on our face!

"Some men are longer than others, Stephen."

Sadly, I don't quite make the grade. You'll have to find someone else to sit around with and stroke... er, egos with.

 

[GATTACA!]

My wife also said no pictures, but my girlfriend is totally cool with it. Pics to come before Sunday...

 

[Rack Em]

So how do I convert feet to inches?

 

[koonja]

I've already nominated you and SteelHead for funniest posters and IMO with a huge lead on the rest of us mere mortals.

Just when I think Steelhead's taken over the lead, you go and do something like this... And totally redeem yourself!

 

[ulukinatme]

We've got some avid fishermen around here-- wooly, ShakeDown, etc. I'm sure they can help you.

My wife also said no pictures, but my girlfriend is totally cool with it. Pics to come before Sunday...

Late pushes for funniest poster

 

[Irish#1]

But how was his cock?

I thought that was what he was referencing!

So how do I convert feet to inches?

You know I ran into a chick one time. She asked me if I could give her six inches. I said no, but I can give you three two times.

 

[dshans]

You know I ran into a chick one time. She asked me if I could give her six inches. I said no, but I can give you three two times.

So ... you proposed spending a week with her???

 

[Irish#1]

So ... you proposed spending a week with her???