Bill Clinton beds Elizabeth Hurley

[connor_in]

Hurley’s Ex-Lover Caught On Bombshell Audio Recording Revealing Ex-Prez’s White House Sex Romps Behind Wife Hillary’s Back | Radar Online

the famously-frisky ex-President once sent a plane to fly Hurley to Washington D.C., where he bedded her in the White House — while First Lady Hillary was in the very next room!

On the tape, recorded in January of this year and provided to Radar and GLOBE in a joint investigation, 52-year-old Sizemore boasts to two pals about how he arranged the pair’s first rendezvous.

 

[irishtrooper]

Not a fan of his, but gotta give him mad serious dope props on this.

 

[ACamp1900]

Wait this happened in the White House THIS YEAR?

 

[BGIF]

So Hurley shagged a bigger skank than Grant did.

 

[dshans]

Can we be sure that it wasn't a White Castle? Bill could have snaked Hurley as well as a Crave Case as a snack after ...

 

[connor_in]

Wait this happened in the White House THIS YEAR?

no, no, no...better...90's Hurley

 

[Polish Leppy 22]

Slick Willy!

 

[Jebediah Springfield]

Fuck I wish I had " I stop nuclear wars" as a line

I want to find a person who would turn that down

 

[woolybug25]

You guys do realize that this is a tabloid rumor (radar online is really "The Globe") that is not being taken seriously by any news network (not even FOX).

Didn't realize that you were such a big reader of the grocery store smut rags, conner. lol

 

[Jebediah Springfield]

You guys do realize that this is a tabloid rumor (radar online is really "The Globe") that is not being taken seriously by any news network (not even FOX).

Didn't realize that you were such a big reader of the grocery store smut rags, conner. lol

Liz Hurley tho lol

 

[Rhode Irish]

This is funny. Not true, obviously, but hilarious nonetheless.

 

[wizards8507]

This is funny. Not true, obviously, but hilarious nonetheless.

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[Rhode Irish]

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[dshans]

Liz Hurley tho lol

Gentleman's Club time?

I'd consider joining, but I'd be the clear frontrunner for "IE Dirty Old Man Poster of the Year" award.

Not necessarily the legacy I want to leave behind.

 

[Andy in Sactown]

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Kirby loves everyone except people who call themselves journalists and those who buy it; especially 90's Hurley and Bill "extra barbecue sauce" Clinton.

 

[GoldenToTheGrave]

You guys do realize that this is a tabloid rumor (radar online is really "The Globe") that is not being taken seriously by any news network (not even FOX).

Didn't realize that you were such a big reader of the grocery store smut rags, conner. lol

True, but kind of a hot thought anyway. Liz Hurley is a legendary babe, and 1992 Bill Clinton is the personification of every woman in America's older man fantasy.

 

[connor_in]

found it while looking around at other teams forums about signing day stories...I know it is radar online (weekly world news territory) and the source is known disaster Tom Sizemore...but way to juicy/salacious to NOT post

 

[Ultimate Penn St. Hater]

No way this is true.

 

[Jebediah Springfield]

No way this is true.

It probably isn't...

But Bill had binders full of women before Mitt lol

Meaning I wouldn't put anything past Bill Clinton that involves women

 

[TDHeysus]

You guys do realize that this is a tabloid rumor (radar online is really "The Globe") that is not being taken seriously by any news network (not even FOX).

Didn't realize that you were such a big reader of the grocery store smut rags, conner. lol

That all depends on what your definition of the word 'is' is

Bill says it best....

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[Irish#1]

It probably isn't...

But Bill had binders full of women before Mitt lol

Meaning I wouldn't put anything past Bill Clinton that involves women

He did like to emulate his hero JFK.

 

[Cackalacky]

I was thoroughly impressed when Bill Clinton
Did his 5 hour testimony on how he didn't get it on with a girl
And they asked him really direct questions like
"Look, did you get it on with this chick or not?"

"Get? What do you mean by the word get?"
Basically, he had 800 spears a minute
Thrown at him for five hours and dodged everyone of them
Amazing

You know, most Americans can't speak English
Here's a guy who uses his tongue prettier than a $50 whore
He is just amazing, "Look, did you have oral sex with this woman?"
"Have?", amazing

He's amazing, they should teach Clinton in college
Just how to get around in the language
He is just like an eel in the weeds in the ocean, man
He's like an eel going through the Sargasso Sea, man, ya know?

He's slick and slippery
You can't get to the guy
He's not Teflon, he's just oily
He's like a Dukes of Hazard kinda yahoo guy

And he's gettin' it, ya know?
And I was really impressed with his use of language
I just thought it was brilliant, ya know?
And he sat there, real composed

And took direct questions
And changed them into this trapezoidal, abstract queries
And you're like, "Look, red light, green light, yes or no"
And he's like,"Wha" and then he walks away like, "Fuck you"

Ya gotta give him a little bit of credit because, shit man
You can't even get by a parking ticket, man
By the end of him getting a parking ticket or traffic ticket
The cop would be giving him a hand job at the end of it



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[Bishop2b5]

Probably not a true story, but 90's Hurley was quite shaggable.

 

[palinurus]

LOL at all you guys......Ever hear of Monica Lewinski? The only thing to question is whether Hurley would comply. I have no doubt Bill would do it if he had the opportunity. None. Zero.*