'14 LA WR Malachi Dupre (Offer)

[Irish YJ]

Just wondering how "real" the love was.
I really don't have a problem pushing poon at players as long as they are provided contraception .

 

[Rack Em]

Cando drew dicks on all of the people.

Maybe he had all of my high school history books years before I did? That would explain why Joan of Arc had a huge schlong.

 

[Rack Em]

Just wondering how "real" the love was.
I really don't have a problem pushing poon at players as long as they are provided contraception .

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[Me2SouthBend]

Couple of thoughts........

What's that girl whispering in the other girls ear? Besides the beer in the one girls hand, notice anything unusual?

7 girls and possibly an 8th taking the picture and is that a chair leaning against the closed door?

 

[NDhoosier]

7 girls and possibly an 8th taking the picture and is that a chair leaning against the closed door?

no books on the shelf either... quite the library or study hall

 

[NDBoiler]

Pshht, you can't even see the faces of any of the girls in that picture. For all we know it could be like this...

 

[PANDFAN]

7 girls and possibly an 8th taking the picture and is that a chair leaning against the closed door?

good catch on the seat by the door...but unfortunately it is a chair on wheels not really going to stop the door from opening...sec intelligence

 

[wizards8507]

lmao


7 girls 1 dude= good time but on a side note...1 lousy PBR beer smh

I'm pretty sure it's a Natty (10x worse). Step up, guys. If you're going to bribe recruits with drunk coeds, at least class it up with some Coors Light or High Life.

Side note of this side note: PBR is just fine as a replacement for water if you're a) boiling sausages, b) making a stew/chili, or c) cutting the grass.

 

[JughedJones]

lmao


7 girls 1 dude= good time but on a side note...1 lousy PBR beer smh

That sir is not Pabst, which is a damn fine cheap beer.

It is a Natty Light, which is lousy cheap beer.


Edit: Sorry Wizard, I saw the missed call and sprung into action. If there's one thing I know, it's my beverages. Recruiting, Academia, Useful Knowledge? Nope. But types of beer? I'm on the scene.

 

[zelezo vlk]

Reps for giving PBR some love.

I still don't see how the picture is a smoking gun.

 

[ab2cmiller]

good catch on the seat by the door...but unfortunately it is a chair on wheels not really going to stop the door from opening...sec intelligence

That and the fact the door appears to swing open the opposite direction. I suppose it could slow someone down by tripping over the chair and make a lot of noise giving time for everyone to get their clothes back on.

 

[aubeirish]

Some of these OVs are like a weekend trip to the playboy mansion. Sounds like fun lol. Then you got the coach saying, this what college is going to be like son. I would think that is hard to resist.

 

[Voltaire]

Three thoughts:

First, that pic of Dupre and the girls was why I assumed Nyles Morgan would go to Ole Miss. Not sure if it was numbers or just his personal decision not to commit there. If it was his decision to turn that down, I have to say that's pretty impressive.

Second, those girls are 5.5s at best. That being said, seven 5.5s does multiply out to a scale-busting 38.5... but still I would have expected better.

Third, I'm not sure if it's because I've spent my entire 20s parked in front of my work computer for 70+ hours a week, but these SEC recruiting visits seem beyond amazing.

 

[NDBoiler]

Two thoughts:

First, that pic of Dupre and the girls was why I assumed Nyles Morgan would go to Ole Miss. Not sure if it was numbers or just his personal decision not to commit there. If it was his decision to turn that down, I have to say that's pretty impressive.

Second, those girls are 5.5s at best. That being said, seven 5.5s does multiply out to a scale-busting 38.5... but still I would have expected better.

Voltaire - Is that an 18th century 5.5 or a 21st century 5.5?

 

[woolybug25]

Three thoughts:

First, that pic of Dupre and the girls was why I assumed Nyles Morgan would go to Ole Miss. Not sure if it was numbers or just his personal decision not to commit there. If it was his decision to turn that down, I have to say that's pretty impressive.

Second, those girls are 5.5s at best. That being said, seven 5.5s does multiply out to a scale-busting 38.5... but still I would have expected better.

Third, I'm not sure if it's because I've spent my entire 20s parked in front of my work computer for 70+ hours a week, but these SEC recruiting visits seem beyond amazing.

I vote that we institute a new IE rule:

"He who refers to a woman low on a scale of 1-10, shall be mandated to post a picture of their wife/girlfriend/last bone, and offer their opinion of their ranking on same said scale. Anyone not in compliance with this governance, shall be a) burned at the stake or b) banned in perpetuity from IE.*"

*Punishment shall be decided by court of elders. ei - dshans and Old Man Mike

 

[Jackalope1977]

Three thoughts:

First, that pic of Dupre and the girls was why I assumed Nyles Morgan would go to Ole Miss. Not sure if it was numbers or just his personal decision not to commit there. If it was his decision to turn that down, I have to say that's pretty impressive.

Second, those girls are 5.5s at best. That being said, seven 5.5s does multiply out to a scale-busting 38.5... but still I would have expected better.

Third, I'm not sure if it's because I've spent my entire 20s parked in front of my work computer for 70+ hours a week, but these SEC recruiting visits seem beyond amazing.

That's pretty harsh considering you can't even see their faces.

 

[ACamp1900]

"Hey Malachi, my daddy's born and breed right here in Mississippi... want to REALLY piss him off together?"

 

[gkIrish]

That's pretty harsh considering you can't even see their faces.

they have gorgeous hair that's all I know

 

[ACamp1900]

they have gorgeous hair that's all I know

That's pretty much all you can see from most of them... lol... 5.5... smh

 

[koonja]

Three thoughts:

First, that pic of Dupre and the girls was why I assumed Nyles Morgan would go to Ole Miss. Not sure if it was numbers or just his personal decision not to commit there. If it was his decision to turn that down, I have to say that's pretty impressive.

Second, those girls are 5.5s at best. That being said, seven 5.5s does multiply out to a scale-busting 38.5... but still I would have expected better.

Third, I'm not sure if it's because I've spent my entire 20s parked in front of my work computer for 70+ hours a week, but these SEC recruiting visits seem beyond amazing.

You are so full of shit, lol. I immediately thought of replying with what wooly said, but he put it way more elegantly than I would have.

 

[NDhoosier]

 

[Irish#1]

So far no one has got it. Keep trying gentlemen.

 

[Bogtrotter07]

So far no one has got it. Keep trying gentlemen.

The thing I noticed is no one is posing for a picture with the football star. I would want a snapshot! Makes me (as a parent) think that they didn't want their faces captured on digital film.

 

[ACamp1900]

So far no one has got it. Keep trying gentlemen.

Two things... one, MD is surrounded by all these young women and he's focused on a can of beer. Two, the blonde closest the camera seems to have her hair tied back without a hair tie.... shit's magic down in the 'sippi.

 

[NDBoiler]

So far no one has got it. Keep trying gentlemen.

C'mon man help us out here!

 

[drake29]

Does the Brunette with the Natty have a wedding band on?

 

[Irish#1]

C'mon man help us out here!

Hint: Blazing Saddles

 

[NDBoiler]

Hint: Blazing Saddles

lol that's one of my favorite movies, but I don't know ....

 

[greyhammer90]

"Where all the white women at?"

Blazing Saddles reference?

 

[NDBoiler]

"Where all the white women at?"

Blazing Saddles reference?

Lol that's what I was thinking but they are all white so i wasn't sure how that would make sense.