Petition to End April Fools Day

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I propose we put an end to April Fools Day. It's the most ridiculous thing ever and only serves to confuse others and **** people off for no reason.

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Ultimate Penn St. Hater
 
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Bogtrotter07

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The problem as Rack 'em so clearly didn't point out this morning is Dingus Day (first Moanday after Easter) and April Fools day fall on the same day this year.

I mean, on top of the people who are so desperate to seem smart that they will say nearly anything, you have a Polish holiday where there is a real, disturbing possibility that pretty girls will be drowned; what do you expect?
 

Rack Em

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The problem as Rack 'em so clearly didn't point out this morning is Dingus Day (first Moanday after Easter) and April Fools day fall on the same day this year.

I mean, on top of the people who are so desperate to seem smart that they will say nearly anything, you have a Polish holiday where there is a real, disturbing possibility that pretty girls will be drowned; what do you expect?

Yeah, they might drown in FUN!
 

Rhode Irish

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If they are going to turn the world into a playground for stupid people for a whole day every year, the least they could do is give the rest of us the day off.
 

dshans

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This one's for you, Rhode:

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I recommend Ben & Jerry's (wait for it):

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GBdomer

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Actually love this day people will still prank other people on April 1st no matter what
 

dshans

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2016 is the last one. George Bush signed a presidential decree before leaving office. April 1st 2016 will be the last April fools in the US.


Which George Bush??? Every day is an everyday April Fool's Day in politics ...
 
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bigedefense

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Ah! I have had a great time calling today SEC Day. It fits great in my mind. Full of deception, lies, & stupid people trying to sound smart.
 
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Bogtrotter07

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Everyone except Rhode Irish apparently.

Not so, he said all of us were not, too! I can vouche for you I. N.!

If they are going to turn the world into a playground for stupid people for a whole day every year, the least they could do is give the rest of us the day off.

I can also vouch for dshans, bigE, Rack, baby, BGIF, Grey, Beau, and SoCal. Bob, I am not so sure about!
 

Rhode Irish

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I do not care for April fools day, although I give it credit for being appropriately named. I'm a big fan of clever pranks, but when everyone expects it then its pretty tough to trick anyone. So it just becomes annoying. The other thing is that people's idea of a "prank" is to just make up dumb lies, and I don't get what is funny about that.

I guess I don't suffer fools gladly, so to speak.
 
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I do not care for April fools day, although I give it credit for being appropriately named. I'm a big fan of clever pranks, but when everyone expects it then its pretty tough to trick anyone. So it just becomes annoying. The other thing is that people's idea of a "prank" is to just make up dumb lies, and I don't get what is funny about that.

I guess I don't suffer fools gladly, so to speak.

This
 

RuntheBall

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Is this petition an April Fool's Joke.

Speaking of bad April Fool's jokes, it was snowing this morning.
 
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