I can accept the DUI criticism (although we all make mistakes), but the "but it still looks bad" seems to me like you are copping out of blame while still trying to get a jab in at him. That's pretty classless, if indeed true, and hypocritical considering Kelly had the Sullivan tragedy on him forever, and Kelly is more than 0% responsible for that.
If you consider Missouri to be abysmal, what do you consider Notre Dame? Missouri has gone to three Big 12 championship games in the last five years. They have won 8+ games in each of the last six seasons, with three 10+ win seasons in that time frame. They've been to seven straight bowl games, winning four of them.
I mean it's an absolute fact that Andy Bauer would go to Notre Dame if he is doing what is best for his future....but I'm not sure I get why we have to tear every other program down so senselessly. Gary Pinkel was almost the Ohio State coach in 2001, and is 158-91 in his career despite building programs. The man can coach. We should give credit where credit it due.