What Really Grinds Your Gears?

[dshans]

By doing that, you are also being an aggressive driver by imposing your will on others around you. Be courteous. Fill the lanes and play nice.

I know, I know ... and I want to punch myself in the face when I do it.

 

[gkIrish]

I'm sure it's somewhere on this thread---but people talking during a movie. Watched Ender's Game tonight (which was actually really good) and there was a teen couple that could not stop chatting. I almost turned around and told the boy to stop talking and just make the move already.

 

[military_irish]

When there's been a sign that says "Lane ending, merge right" and the same guy zips past 16 cars to get up to the spot when he's forced to merge.

I have seen 18-wheelers slide half way into the '' lane ending" lane so cars can't get past.

I do that on occasion too or if they try to get over I make sure to ride the bumper of the person ahead of me so they can't squeeze in. That's if it is due to construction and the sign was a half a mile back and they still ignore it.

 

[no.1IrishFan]

Since we're on the subject of driving, I hate how I can't even look in the direction of downtown Phoenix without traffic coming to a complete stop. My hospital is 11.3 miles from my house and I have to leave at 6:15 to arrive just before 7:00.

 

[GEORGIA DOMER]

Started a new job and have to work (9-12) every Saturday. Much better pay though.

 

[ACamp1900]

Mods deleting multiple giffs of hot women!!!!!

 

[IrishJayhawk]

Since we're on the subject of driving, I hate how I can't even look in the direction of downtown Phoenix without traffic coming to a complete stop. My hospital is 11.3 miles from my house and I have to leave at 6:15 to arrive just before 7:00.

Phoenix traffic is a mess. Especially when the snowbirds arrive.

 

[irishpat183]

What about:

The guy/lady (lady is worse) sitting at a green light, staring down at her cell phone...Then, when you honk, to let her know that it's green and she's holding up the line...YOU get the finger or a nasty look.

 

[bmf175]

Democrats & Obama

Good one!

How about Liberal Yankees moving south and bringing their votes with them. Democrats winning Florida!? Wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for all the snow birds bringing their liberal votes down encouraging the government handout movement.

Ask not what you can do for yourselves! But what the Government can do for you!

 

[Booslum31]

What about:

The guy/lady (lady is worse) sitting at a green light, staring down at her cell phone...Then, when you honk, to let her know that it's green and she's holding up the line...YOU get the finger or a nasty look.

Or when you open a new stick of butter and the paper always tears so you have to touch the butter.

 

[GEORGIA DOMER]

NAVY!!

 

[dshans]

Or when you open a new stick of butter and the paper always tears so you have to touch the butter.

I don't understand. Lick your fingers. Season a cast iron pan. Get a head start on caramelizing some onions. Manhandle an English Muffin.

I mean, I mean, I mean ... what better way to deal with grinding gears than buddah?

 

[Irish#1]

Having to return a new chain for my chain saw only to find that while the package says it will work for my model, it won't.

 

[Black Irish]

Having to return a new chain for my chain saw only to find that while the package says it will work for my model, it won't.

I guess you'll have to cut up your murder victims the old-fashioned way.

 

[clashmore_jon]

apparent lack of home field advantage

 

[ACamp1900]

apparent lack of home field advantage

SIT DOWN!!!... We're trying to watch the game back here!

 

[Bogtrotter07]

I guess you'll have to cut up your murder victims the old-fashioned way.

If you freeze them first, the chainsaw, with any chain I bet, works better.

 

[blueNDgold44]

"Oregon fans"

 

[Bogtrotter07]

"Oregon fans"

Now that is funny!

 

[Irish#1]

If you freeze them first, the chainsaw, with any chain I bet, works better.

Hmmm..........Hadn't thought of that. Anyone got a chest freezer I can borrow?

 

[Bogtrotter07]

Hmmm..........Hadn't thought of that. Anyone got a chest freezer I can borrow?

Mine would be big enough for the whole torso, arms, legs, and etc. Feel free to stop by any time . . .

 

[Cackalacky]

If you don't have a wood chipper you are doing it wrong.

 

[T Town Tommy]

If you don't have a wood chipper you are doing it wrong.

That's a FARGOne conclusion.

 

[ACamp1900]

Industrial Acid in the 21st century boys...

 

[Jebediah Springfield]

DUI guy talking about the dangers of marijuana... gets me every time.

 

[Irish#1]

If you don't have a wood chipper you are doing it wrong.

Too messy and leaves to much DNA residue for evidence.

Industrial Acid in the 21st century boys...

That typically requires showing ID and fingerprints, which in turn leaves a trail for the authorities.

I may have to take Bogs up on his offer.

 

[Black Irish]

Great, look what I started. Now Bogs, ACamp, Cackalacky, Irish#1 and I are all probably on some gov't watch list now.

 

[Cackalacky]

Too messy and leaves to much residue for evidence.

Performed properly next to a swamp it is instant gator food. Bye Bye.

 

[military_irish]

uhhhhhh

 

[Bogtrotter07]

If you don't have a wood chipper you are doing it wrong.

Start frozen. Then add wood chipper. Slushy with a bite. I hate it when you don't grind it fine enough. Teeth are a pain.

Then feed your slushy to the pigs. Once they ate it, it's gone! They eat it all and no trace of human DNA will remain!

Industrial Acid in the 21st century boys...

We has to call ACamp the "Stewmaker!" Amazing what you can purchase without an ID and mix together to make your own home grown brew! Isn't it?