UM talking trash

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scUM fans are the WORST. I live in MI near the IN state line, and they are so obnoxious. Their favorite saying is "Oh well at least we beat ND" But they blew their bowl game, they can't beat OSU, and they never beat a ranked opponent in 2010 regular season. I simply CANNOT wait till 9-10-11 when we finally give them the butt whippin they deserve that is SOOOOO overdue!
 

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Whoever thought a 3-3-5 would work with beat up secondary was badly mistaken.
 

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close this thread we are beginging to prove negative sterotypes of irish fans are true

Who cares. A little trash talk never hurt anyone. Michigan, and ND do not like eachother. It's a mean spirited rivalry, and trash talk is part of it. I'm sure these UM posters are great people outside of the college football world...but in CFB land they are scUMbags.
 

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"What ever you do, don't laugh at their helmets." - Lou Holtz

As long as they wear those helmets, I can't take them serious.
It is time for long ND winning streaks against scUM and U$C!
 

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Now there's something we can all agree on!

How do y'all like my new avatar?

Okay, you dog on Teo??? it's on now wipe.....

A University of Michigan fan walks into a doctor's office and removes his hat to reveal a frog sitting on his head. The doctor asks, "How can I help you?" The frog replies, "I was wondering if you could help me get this wart off my a$$."

Q: Why do University of Michigan fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of Michigan's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

Q: What does the average University of Michigan student get on his SAT?
A: Drool.

Q: What should you do if you find three University of Michigan fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

Q: How many University of Michigan freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a Senior's course.

and lastly,............

Q: How do Mississippi State fans make University of Michigan cookies?
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.

:countdown

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Okay, you dog on Teo??? it's on now wipe.....

Diz

Yo Dizzbag, you missed one one of the cliche "enemy fan" jokes that have been bouncing around the internet since 1997...

Q: How do you get an Ohio State grad off your front porch?

A: Pay him for the pizza!
 

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Yo Dizzbag, you missed one one of the cliche "enemy fan" jokes that have been bouncing around the internet since 1997...

Q: How do you get an Ohio State grad off your front porch?

A: Pay him for the pizza!

I always liked that one but, thought it had been beat to death!!!! LOL, still a good one though bro!!!

Diz
 

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It's shocking--SHOCKING!--that a thread titled "UM talking trash" has devolved into pointless trash-talking.

"UM talking trash" is redundant.

How you been mais? Been quite a while. Have you been lurking or did RichRod make you throw your keyboard away?

Is Hoke the answer?
 

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at least Michigan fans know how to play Eucher.... That's the only thing they have going for them.
 

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oh oh oh....am I too late?

Q. What do Ohio State and pot have in common?

A. They both get smoked in bowls!
 

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Who cares. A little trash talk never hurt anyone. Michigan, and ND do not like eachother. It's a mean spirited rivalry, and trash talk is part of it. I'm sure these UM posters are great people outside of the college football world...but in CFB land they are scUMbags.

I don't think ND - Mich is quite so mean spirited. I HATED Miami. With a mean spirit.

Didn't care one way or the other about USC until a former girlfriend walked in to my room looking for sexy time while wearing a USC t-shirt that her USC friend gave her. My reaction got her scared. Very scared. No sexy time.
 

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Didn't care one way or the other about USC until a former girlfriend walked in to my room looking for sexy time while wearing a USC t-shirt that her USC friend gave her. My reaction got her scared. Very scared. No sexy time.

Mmm...I don't know about that one. Sometimes I think you gotta Irish up and remember what FUSC is really all about.
 

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i like the one that goes..
whats the difference between a bowling ball and a UM cheerleader?
u can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
 

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"UM talking trash" is redundant.
How you been mais? Been quite a while. Have you been lurking or did RichRod make you throw your keyboard away?

Is Hoke the answer?

BGIF! I was wondering if there was anyone still around here from the Old Days!

Living in New Orleans, the Saints have helped me stay sane through the RR era. I've posted here occasionally, but for the most part I read this board to keep up on ND football. I have some Domer relatives that I see once or twice a year, and it makes for better conversation if I'm semi-knowledgeable.

Is Hoke the answer? If I was the Michigan AD, I'd have given RichRod another year. I don't think 3 years is fair... Bo himself wasn't a "Michigan Man" before his hiring--he became one over time, and I don't think the fans/administration ever gave RichRod a fair shot to do the same. On the other hand, the defense and special teams were so horrible and we looked so far away from beating tOSU, that I really can't complain about the switch...

I've come to believe that the LAST constituency an AD should attempt to please is the fan base. Two examples from recent SEC history--Tennessee fans loved the Lane Kiffin hire, until he screwed them. And Auburn fans cried like little girls about Chizik, then just two years later, they won (OK, bought) themselves a NC... As I recall, ND fans loved Weis at the beginning...

If Hoke does as good a job across the board as he did salvaging this year's recruiting class, then he'll be seen as a great hire.
 

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BGIF! I was wondering if there was anyone still around here from the Old Days!

Living in New Orleans, the Saints have helped me stay sane through the RR era. I've posted here occasionally, but for the most part I read this board to keep up on ND football. I have some Domer relatives that I see once or twice a year, and it makes for better conversation if I'm semi-knowledgeable.

Is Hoke the answer? If I was the Michigan AD, I'd have given RichRod another year. I don't think 3 years is fair... Bo himself wasn't a "Michigan Man" before his hiring--he became one over time, and I don't think the fans/administration ever gave RichRod a fair shot to do the same. On the other hand, the defense and special teams were so horrible and we looked so far away from beating tOSU, that I really can't complain about the switch...

I've come to believe that the LAST constituency an AD should attempt to please is the fan base. Two examples from recent SEC history--Tennessee fans loved the Lane Kiffin hire, until he screwed them. And Auburn fans cried like little girls about Chizik, then just two years later, they won (OK, bought) themselves a NC... As I recall, ND fans loved Weis at the beginning...

If Hoke does as good a job across the board as he did salvaging this year's recruiting class, then he'll be seen as a great hire.

We both come from a different age my friend, as well with others on here. And yes, times have changed - it is more "what have you done for me lately".

I guarantee you if our new leader Kelly doesn't do something HUGE in the next two or three years, he's gone - simple fact.

Diz
 

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We both come from a different age my friend, as well with others on here. And yes, times have changed - it is more "what have you done for me lately".

I guarantee you if our new leader Kelly doesn't do something HUGE in the next two or three years, he's gone - simple fact.

Diz


True story
 

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BGIF! I was wondering if there was anyone still around here from the Old Days!

Living in New Orleans, the Saints have helped me stay sane through the RR era. I've posted here occasionally, but for the most part I read this board to keep up on ND football. I have some Domer relatives that I see once or twice a year, and it makes for better conversation if I'm semi-knowledgeable.

Is Hoke the answer? If I was the Michigan AD, I'd have given RichRod another year. I don't think 3 years is fair... Bo himself wasn't a "Michigan Man" before his hiring--he became one over time, and I don't think the fans/administration ever gave RichRod a fair shot to do the same. On the other hand, the defense and special teams were so horrible and we looked so far away from beating tOSU, that I really can't complain about the switch...

I've come to believe that the LAST constituency an AD should attempt to please is the fan base. Two examples from recent SEC history--Tennessee fans loved the Lane Kiffin hire, until he screwed them. And Auburn fans cried like little girls about Chizik, then just two years later, they won (OK, bought) themselves a NC... As I recall, ND fans loved Weis at the beginning...

If Hoke does as good a job across the board as he did salvaging this year's recruiting class, then he'll be seen as a great hire.

he should have gotten a 4 year imo as well...

it does seem that michigan now has kind of the same problem ND has had for years with defensive recruiting or lack there of. my observation is that although there are some exceptions i really think that its a mid west school problem, those types of kids want to stay in the south and west coast...
 
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