BestBIrish47
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How is the movie... ? Makes me a little nervous that it made you think of this thread.
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How is the movie... ? Makes me a little nervous that it made you think of this thread.
Irishnuke
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I watched the original on Netflix. Pretty cool aside from reading subtitles. Not to give too much away, but once you've seen the movie, you'll understand why he thought about this thread.
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I'm probably in the minority but I think this movie looks $hitty. I tried watching the original a couple months ago and couldn't get past like 30 minutes. Not to mention the chick is really rough on the eyes in this movie...
... and you'll cheer.
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Guys this just isnt the place for this stuff. Recruits man Recruits-lets remember the recruits.
So I gather you haven't seen THIS movie. Rooney Mara is the actress who played the chick. Her character is a street smart, foster kid, computer hacker, who dresses Punk/Goth, rides a motorcycle, has multiple tats, and piercing through her ears, eyebrow, lip, nose, and nipple. She's not supposed to look, nor be, peaches and cream and she succeeds. That said she looks great undercover and under the covers (actually on top of them). But then I may be biased as I actually saw this movie and not the Danish version with a different cast made in '09.
Rooney Mara has interesting bloodlines. Her first and last names come from two of her great grandfather's, Art Rooney, who founded the Pittsburgh Steeler, and Tim Mara, who founded the NY Giants.
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Sounds like the guy who had the giant dildo stuck up his pooper.
General Colon Bowel
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This reminds me of a story my best friend's older brother told us. During his residency in Dallas, a man came in to the hospital complaining of bowel pain. After some scans and whatnot the doctors found there was something obstructing his bowels. Something LARGE. They went in to his anus and grabbed the obstruction, and when they pulled it out....it was a 10" electric foot massager..... With a price tag still on it that read "Goodwill" and "$1". THe best part is that the guy tried to explain it away by saying he was naked and had fallen on it perfectly so that it inserted itself in his a$$.
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Guys, I've been an xray tech for several years, and I've taken films of everything from broken off tonue-rings (they don't teach you how to take films of a toungue), to a gentleman who enjoyed inserting push-pins into his scrotum.
The best one I've ever heard, was from one of my instructors back in the day. He was at a prestigous midwestern hospital, and had a gentleman come in with a light bulb stuck in his rectum. For the surgeons to surgically remove an object, they need to know it's exact location, so they take films. When he hung the films up, the radiologist (doctor who specializes in reading xray films) asked, "if we plug him in, do you think he'll light up?".
And yes, this story is true. Guaranteed to see strange things like this in my field.
The best one I've ever heard, was from one of my instructors back in the day. He was at a prestigous midwestern hospital, and had a gentleman come in with a light bulb stuck in his rectum. For the surgeons to surgically remove an object, they need to know it's exact location, so they take films. When he hung the films up, the radiologist (doctor who specializes in reading xray films) asked, "if we plug him in, do you think he'll light up?".
And yes, this story is true. Guaranteed to see strange things like this in my field.
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And there goes my dreams of being a emergency room doctor...
Black Irish
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This is what happens when you use non-union hookers
k1ssme1m1r1sh
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That's nothing. In my career at the ER I've stitched a mans forehead closed from being kicked by a stripper when he sat too close to the tip rail, retrieved 7 grams of cocaine from ladies nether regions, had a guy come in with a carrot and a shot glass in his bum.
NYMIKE6
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Did you tell him it's not a juicer?
NYMIKE6
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Some woman gotta do what they gotta do to get some oral loving....
mgriff
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I hadn't opened this thread until today. Wow, to say the least. I missed a good laugh for several days. Hey, to each his own. What gets me off doesn't get everyone off. If he wants to shove huge dildos up his *** then that's his business. I'll certainly laugh about the results though!
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Haha, you all have no idea. Once we flushed a live centipede out a lady's sinus. She kept saying her face was crawling, and it was 3 am, the radiologist called me and you won't effing believe this ray, get down here! Lmao
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NYMIKE6
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Oh stop it i keep a baby night crawler up my nose for when i decide to go fishing......
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ya just never know when they're biting.
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That's true. This guy may not have been putting the dildo up there for himself. Have any of you ever thought that maybe he was making sure that he was always prepared for a kinky encounter? I look at him as more of renaissance man now...
WabashFalcon
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Remember when this thread was "never gonna get past noon?"
NYMIKE6
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Bingo, you never know when your going to need something so shove supplies in a orphus.
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I feel like NDinFL owes someone some money...
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Not even close.