Sep 6 | Michigan

Crazy Balki

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If Bill Hicks were still alive, I'd like to believe that Michigan were his 2nd most hated state behind California. That being said, South Bend is gonna be rockin'! Let's send those Skunk Bears back to Erie Bay, because ND is gonna sink that state into a lake of peril. All that'll be left is East(errr) Island...unless we're lucky.
 

palinurus

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Hail to those Motherfuckers.
Hail to those big cock suckers
Hail, Hail to Michigan the Assholes of the World

Hail to those fornicators
Hail to those masturbators
Hail, Hail to Michigan the Assholes of the World

Hail to those bad professors
Hail to those child molesters
Hail, Hail to Michigan the Assholes of the World


It's not Cole Porter, but I catch your drift and embrace it.
 

china423

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What are the chances of going there and scalping 2 tickets for a reasonable price?
 

Redbar

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Dear Coach Kelly,

The stadium will be electric tonight, it will be crazy and loud and both teams will have to settle down and find their focus. Given this certainty, can we kindly let the D-boyz take the field first and ride that wave of emotion and force Gardner and his offense to settle down, hear the snap count, execute a play when the whole stadium is rocking. Please...just once.
There are other advantages you know:
1. If they can't overcome all of these built in home field advantages, then we will probably have good field position.
2. We will get the ball first to start the second half.
3. Even should they score they will not carry the momentum because everyone will be very excited to see EG and the offense take the field.

I know I say this every game coach, and I know you are an offensive minded guy but this is in my opinion a significant advantage we are conceding. I can promise you if they win the toss they will defer. So I am going to ask once again, just say "we defer", practice it in the mirror, once you try it, you might like it.

Sincerely,
Redbar.

P.S. Nothing says buzzkill like the offense taking the ball to start the game and giving up a quick turnover because someone isn't settled down and giving them any easy score. Then you are playing catch up and you don't get the ball to start the 3rd quarter. See Michigan 2012, Oklahoma 2013.
 
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Irish Insanity

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Unless you live in michigan you truely don't know how big this game is. If ND loses, I will have to live with that until the next time they play.

I live in this shit hole state too. Fuck Michigan

Never once had a problem getting a ticket. ND fans are good to toger ND fans. Don't scalpopk for a fan giving them away.

Someone started drinking early.
 

magogian

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Even since I woke up, I've had this feeling of dread that we lose. I can't shake it. Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

GATTACA!

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Fuck I just woke up and in my dream we played like shit and lost. EG threw a bad pick and GB fumbled. I put my fist through my wall in my dream.

FUCK MICHIGAN
 

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Even since I woke up, I've had this feeling of dread that we lose. I can't shake it. Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Take a xanax and enjoy the show. May the Schwartz be with you!
 

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Outlined against a blue-gray September sky, the Four Horsemen rode again. In dramatic lore their names are Death, Destruction, Pestilence, and Famine. But those are aliases. Their real names are: Golson, Bryant, Folston and Brown. They formed the crest of the South Bend cyclone before which another fighting Michigan team was swept over the precipice at Notre Dame Stadium this evening as 82,000 spectators peered down upon the bewildering panorama spread out upon the green plain below.
 

Who'saWildManNow

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I wish we would just stomp then into the ground but I know that's not going to happen. All I know it's this game is going to be close.

I take solace in the fact that we have Everett and his incredible ability to extend plays. But will that alone carry us to a victory? No.

The win lies in the hands of the red zone defense. It lies in the hands of Sheldon and his backfield presence, in Jaylon's sideline to sideline speed.. This win is ours if the communication is clear and the responsibilities are understood.

Golson will get us our points, especially if the OL gives GB, TF, CmcD any room to run.

This win will come down to 1or 2 defensive plays. Who will step up?

And Fuck Michigan
 
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