Sep 22 | Michigan

greyhammer90

the drunk piano player
Messages
16,819
Reaction score
16,078
Dan Rather is going to teach Hoke how to use eating utensils and make fire.


"It's a living!" Cue Laughtrack
3-7d.jpg
 

BGIF

Varsity Club
Messages
43,946
Reaction score
2,922
Taken off the field on a gurney. Announcer speculating a broken leg.

Best wishes for a healthy recovery.

Go Iowa!
 
J

johnnykillz

Guest
Taken off the field on a gurney. Announcer speculating a broken leg.

Best wishes for a healthy recovery.

Go Iowa!

Wow.

Is it bad I don't feel sorry for Michigan?

Minus DRob, Toussaint isn't even that scary of a rushing attack.

When will the Michigan fanbase realize Hoke is running off of DickRods fumes?

Lol.
 

Ironman8

Jaqen H'ghar
Messages
11,652
Reaction score
902
Maybe it is just that Iowa's D is bad, but Devin Gardner looks good at QB. Already a better thrower than Denard, and not sacrificing a ton of athleticism for it.
 

Bluto

Well-known member
Messages
8,146
Reaction score
3,976
He's looked solid these past couple games.

Looks like a combo of sucky D by Iowa and Gardner coming along. I made a pot of coffee and baked a cake on that one pass play where he sat in the pocket forever. Gardener's definitely got some potential.
 

dshans

They call me The Dribbler
Messages
9,624
Reaction score
1,181
I made a pot of coffee and baked a cake on that one pass play where he sat in the pocket forever.

Did I hear someone mention coffee and cake??? What kind of cake? Do you have heavy cream for the coffee?

I'll be right over.
 

Bluto

Well-known member
Messages
8,146
Reaction score
3,976
Did I hear someone mention coffee and cake??? What kind of cake? Do you have heavy cream for the coffee?

I'll be right over.

Chocolate and French press coffee. Breakfast of champions!

I must say old chap, Michigan is kicking Iowa squarely in the nuts.
 

ndfi78

Well-known member
Messages
1,279
Reaction score
104
Looks like a combo of sucky D by Iowa and Gardner coming along. I made a pot of coffee and baked a cake on that one pass play where he sat in the pocket forever. Gardener's definitely got some potential.

Did I hear someone mention coffee and cake??? What kind of cake? Do you have heavy cream for the coffee?

I'll be right over.

Chocolate and French press coffee. Breakfast of champions!

I must say old chap, Michigan is kicking Iowa squarely in the nuts.

Well played gentlemen, well played ;)
 

dshans

They call me The Dribbler
Messages
9,624
Reaction score
1,181
Haha. Not sure. I'll ask the wife.

First, answer this question: Who bakes the cakes and brews the coffee in your household?

"Divorce the beyotch" or "divorce the azzhole" hangs in the balance.
 

Bluto

Well-known member
Messages
8,146
Reaction score
3,976
First, answer this question: Who bakes the cakes and brews the coffee in your household?

"Divorce the beyotch" or "divorce the azzhole" hangs in the balance.

Let's see. When the kid is around he makes the coffee and bakes the cakes. Why else does one have children? When he's otherwise occupied I'm on the coffee and she bakes. There is no I in this households team. Everyone gives 110% and is a RKG! Otherwise they can just transfer their azz to South Florida! (coffee definitely kicking in)

There's always a compound in Utah as an option I suppose.

Speaking of "beyotchezzz", UCLA is delivering quite the thrashing to the Trojans.
 

dshans

They call me The Dribbler
Messages
9,624
Reaction score
1,181
Let's see. When the kid is around he makes the coffee and bakes the cakes. Why else does one have children? When he's otherwise occupied I'm on the coffee and she bakes. There is no I in this households team. Everyone gives 110% and is a RKG! Otherwise they can just transfer their azz to South Florida! (coffee definitely kicking in)

There's always a compound in Utah as an option I suppose.

Speaking of "beyotchezzz", UCLA is delivering quite the thrashing to the Trojans.

OK, OK. Is there an opening for surrogate "Gramps" in your household? I'm known for my strong coffee, melt-in-your-mouth cakes and subdued ego. Respond to IE personals ad #2563. Skype interviews available.
 

Bluto

Well-known member
Messages
8,146
Reaction score
3,976
OK, OK. Is there an opening for surrogate "Gramps" in your household? I'm known for my strong coffee, melt-in-your-mouth cakes and subdued ego. Respond to IE personals ad #2563. Skype interviews available.

Hilarious!
 
Top