For all you people who have sources that you're getting solid info from, can you please ask them a couple things for me?
--Where does the lint I keep finding in my belly button come from? (I clean that bad boy out every day or two in the shower...but it ALWAYS returns.)
A likely hypothesis is that rubbing of navel hairs and clothing contributes to a build-up of static electricity, resulting in the collection of clothing fibers and to a lesser extent, dead skin cells.
--Who the hell decided Iggy Azalea should be famous?
JayZ
--Will M. Night Shyamalan ever make another decent film?
See 2 down
--Is there a job out there, any job, Samuel L. Jackson will actually turn down?
Are you trying to say you are not looking forward to Afro Samurai?
--I have a smokin hot new neighbor. I know these things NEVER end well (from both personal experience and from friends' experiences)...but I still should, right?
Have you had a strong need lately to sing show tunes?
--How many consecutive hours or days of swamp a$$ is finally too many to turn a girl down?
See one up.
--How many days past the expiration date on milk is it still safe to drink? I have a brand new gallon that expired yesterday...and on principle, I hate throwing things out (particularly new and unopened things).
Man up
--Who cuts barbers' hair???
Russell