You amateurs with your basketball games and what not. Priorities fellas, priorities.
Last night
Wife 4:00 kickoff. That means you'll be home early?
Me: Yep
Wife: So you leaving work around 3:30?
Me: Hell no, I'm leaving at 3:00.
Wife: It's only a 10 minute drive to work.
Me: I'm not taking any chances on traffic or an accident.
Wife: I guess that means you'll want to change the channel as soon as you get home.
Me: Change it before I get home so I don't have to hunt for the remote. I'll have to walk the dog so I need to get that out of the way as well..