Haha...you have no idea dude. I spent one LATE night talking him off a ledge because he swore IE was fucking up his computer and was allowing the police to spy on him. He threatened to fuck up a few posters who tried to tell him not to worry and that it wasn't IE. Luckily I was able to delete the thread before I had to ban him (knowing what the fall out would be among his many friends here), and we were able to hash things out through PM. Crazy night though.
Then, after several short bannings and several chances, when we finally had to ban him (with the blessings of all the mods and the admin), his friends were livid with us but they had no idea the amount of crap we had to put up with behind the scenes, and all the posts we had to delete because of him. Like always, I hope he is doing well now and he has found peace in his life...