I love good quotes!

[NankerPhelge]

Upon proudly presenting a 110 page paper on the subject of gun control to a friend of mine who also happened to be a federal judge.

Declining to read it, he said "I know all I need to know about gun control. There have always been good people and *******s, and the good people have always needed weapons to protect themselves from the *******s."

 

[bigedefense]

To quote the late great Colonel Sanders

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"

Shake and bake!

 

[Long Time Irish]

"We could not run the ball, and we could not pass the ball, but we made up for that on defense by not tackling anyone...." Lou Holtz during a halftime interview (ND won that game in the second half....)

"There is no "I" in team, and you if you do that crap again, you will find there is no "U" either." My high school football coach to a WR who spiked the ball in the end-zone.....

 

[Black Irish]

"If a man wills not peace, let war his portion be" Unknown

 

[Mr. McGibblets]

"You can't bullsh!t a bullsh!tter. I have a turd in each pocket"

 

[BobD]

"Dear Lord; we beg but one boon more: Peace in the hearts of all men living, peace in the whole world this Thanksgiving." ~Joseph Auslander

 

[4irishnation]

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[Mr. McGibblets]

"Shifty is dicey with a plan. Sleazy is shifty with a boner". Someone @adamcarolla

 

[BeauBenken]

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Haven't you posted this on like 5 threads now?

 

[NDinFL]

"YEEEAHHHH BUUDDDYYY"

to answer your question Beau

 

[4irishnation]

tried to post a new one on 2 other threads but they kept popping up instead I'M SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE THANK

 

[PJWhitfield]

"Friendship is rare in this world. Everything gets swallowed by a time-sucking dictatorship of jobs and money. People don't have friends. They have colleagues." --Jimmy Sparrow in "The Sun Tea Chronicles."

 

[DomerInHappyValley]

You can't turn a bad girl good, but once a good girls gone bad she's gone forever

Jay-Z

Mo' Money Mo' problems

Biggie

 

[Bubba]

"Ya'll gon' make me lose my mind... up in here, up in here" ~ DMX

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

"Ya'll gon' make me lose my mind... up in here, up in here" ~ DMX

"Ya'll gonna make act a fool...up in here, up in here"~

 

[Rhode Irish]

"Ya'll gonna make act a fool...up in here, up in here"~

DMX:

You wack, you're twisted, your girl's a hoe

You're broke, the kid ain't yours, and everybody know

 

[BobD]

"You ready for a turkey sandwich yet hun? ~My Wife

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

"You ready for a turkey sandwich yet hun? ~My Wife

That's a good girl you've got right there...

 

[BeauBenken]

The year's '94 and my trunk is raw in my rear view mirror is the mother ****in' law. I got two choices y'all pull over the car or bounce on the double. Put the pedal to the floor now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay. Plus i got a few dollars, I can fight the case. So I...pull over to the side of the road, I heard, "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?" 'Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low? Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know. Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'? "Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo'. License and registration and step out of the car. Are you carryin' a weapon on you? I know a lot of you are." I ain't steppin out of **** all my paper's legit. "Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?" Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk in the back. And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that. "Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something? Or somebody important or somethin'?" Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit. Enough that you won't illegally search my ****. "Well we'll see how smart you are when the K9 come."

I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one.

Hit me.

Jay-Z

Since we seemed to have a topic going...

 

[BobD]

"Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck." ~Don Shula

 

[BobD]

At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I wanted all my life to hear: 'My dad owns a liquor store.'
~ Mark Klein

 

[HawaiianIrish]

"when you aim for perfection you discover it's a moving target"

G. Fisher

 

[irishog77]

"Have you seen my weiner?"

-Warren

 

[BeauBenken]

"High standards; No excuses." - Muncie Central Football, Coach Hochstetler

 

[ryno 24]

If you find yourself in a fair fight, you have terrible tactics
-John Steinbeck

And I won't back down
-Tom Petty

 

[GDomer09]

"You can't remove a twig from someone's eye when you have a log in your own" ~My Dad - I think he got it from the Bible.

 

[BeauBenken]

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." - simple translation from John 8:7

"Perfect practice makes perfect." - famously Vince Lombardi, said to me most often by Bill Pritchet former Muncie Central Symphony Band Director

 

[Rudy89]

"Whenever I'm about to do something I think would an idiot do that and if they would, I do not do that thing." - Dwight Schrute

"I love babies. I think they are beautiful in all sorts of different ways. I try to pick up a baby every day, if possible, because... it nourishes me. It feeds my soul. Babies are drawn to me and I think it’s because they see me as one of them, but, cooler, and with my life put together a little bit. If a baby were president, there would be no taxes, there would be no war. There would be no government and... things could get terrible. And actually probably it would be a better screenplay idea than a serious suggestion." - Michael Scott

 

[connor_in]

"Well..gosh fellas"

- Butters

 

[Black Irish]

"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you." Will Rogers