I love good quotes!

[4irishnation]

The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.”
― Lou Holtz

 

[BeauBenken]

Good quote, i got some other good procrastination quotes but i will put them on later

"Ba dum tss" - snare and cymbal

 

[Old North State Irish]

"The only difference between an Irish funeral and an Irish wedding...There is one less drunk at an Irish funeral."

--Unknown

 

[23145tp]

Some people are educated far beyond their intelligence....source unk....unfortunately there's alot of these people out there....as we all know!!

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

"The only difference between an Irish funeral and an Irish wedding...There is one less drunk at an Irish funeral."

--Unknown

So true...

 

[Riddickulous]

I'm a Trojan. And a douche. What's the difference? Nothing. - Lane Kiffin

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

"It's easy to grin, when your ship comes in...
And you've got the stock market beat.
But a man worthwhile, is a man who can smile,
When his pants are too tight in the seat."

-Judge Elihu Smails

 

[Riddickulous]

YABBA DABBA DOO! - Brady Hoke

WILMA! - Brady Hoke

 

[IrishInFl]

"You were great in bed last night."

- your mom

 

[irishog77]

"You were great in bed last night."

- your mom

I've had a sh!tload of hookers tell me that too though.

 

[Great Lakes Irish]

"Sweet are the uses of adversity" -Shakespeare

 

[GowerND11]

A couple from my coach in high school:
(1st time I ever saw the field on varsity as a freshman in scrub time) "If you let anyone behind you I'm going to kick you right in the nuts."
(Another to me) "You might be the dumbest smart kid I know."
(And to our d-line) "If you get through the line and no one blocks you.... Turn the F*ck around. It's a screen, you aren't that good."

 

[BeauBenken]

YABBA DABBA DOO! - Brady Hoke

WILMA! - Brady Hoke

 

[Irish2015]

“If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at fortty you have no brain.”

Winston Churchill

 

[BGIF]

If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner.

Tallulah Bankhead, (Mrs BGIF's Great Aunt)

 

[BobD]

Tallulah Bankhead, (Mrs BGIF's Great Aunt)

Wow! Tallulah was a fireball!

 

[Rhode Irish]

May your glass be ever full.

May the roof over your head be always strong.

And may you be in heaven

a full half hour before the devil knows you're dead.

My favorite Irish blessing.

 

[kmoose]

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if there are men on base. "

-Dave Barry

 

[BobD]

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." ~Frank Zappa

 

[Rack Em]

"Wu-Tang is for the chldren"
-Ol Dirty Bastard

"You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning"
-My favorite Econ professor at ND

 

[FightingIrishLover7]

“I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.”

-Socrates

 

[palinurus]

"In the end, I possess my birthplace and am possessed by its language." -- Ross MacDonald

 

[BGIF]

Wow! Tallulah was a fireball!

My father warned me about men and booze, but he never mentioned a word about women and cocaine.

I'm as pure as the driven slush.

T.B.

 

[DomerInHappyValley]

The least of me is still out of your reach.

Of every one hundred men in battle, ten should not even be there. Eighty, are nothing but targets. Nine are the real fighters, we are lucky to have them since they make the battle. Ah, but the one—one is the Warrior—and he brings the others home. —Heracletus

Americans play to win at all times. I wouldn't
give a hoot and hell for a man who lost and
laughed.
George S. Patton

We herd sheep, we drive cattle, we lead people.
Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way.
George S. Patton

 

[no.1IrishFan]

"It is my understanding that successful people become successful during the time that other people waste". Henry Ford

 

[Fbolt]

"If your going to drink, don't drive. If your going to smoke pot, don't get caught. If your going to F@kc, wear a rubber. Have a good weekend boys." First Sgt of a unit I was in many moons ago.

"Pain is only weakness leaving the body" unknown, but attributed to US Army Rangers

 

[notredomer23]

Retreat? Hell we just got here!

Forget who said it to be honest but it was during world 1 by some marine to the retreating French

 

[BobD]

"When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love." ~Marcus Aurelius

 

[23145tp]

"You don't win wars by dying for your country, you win wars by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country"

General George S. Patton Jr USA

 

[palinurus]

Retreat? Hell we just got here!

Forget who said it to be honest but it was during world 1 by some marine to the retreating French

haha, I remember that good one. It was Lloyd Williams, USMC.