Haiku Battle

[Black Irish]

My coffee is cold
Too lazy to microwave
Have first world problems

 

[Old Man Mike]

Brutal Green Giants
Sweep away the Noxious Nuts
Crushed beneath their Cleats.

Haiku Harry

 

[Old Man Mike]

Golden Helmet Flare
Oval Flying in the Air
A Fuller Endzone.

Haiku Kizer

 

[Old Man Mike]

Blasting Heat of Day
Thunderous Power in Play
Jaylon Dances Death.

Haiku BVG

 

[NankerPhelge]

Drinking more egg nog
Makes you drunk and stupid
Shitting yellow bricks

 

[BeauBenken]

Risen from the grave.
The Haiku Battle goes on.
The ride never ends.

 

[beryirish]

Off to see Santa
Kids will cry and be screaming
Dad will be laughing

 

[BeauBenken]

It is the season,
Love is the best gift of all,
Share with everyone.

 

[dshans]

Some stones roll some don't
The flame is dancing high now
Bucknuts on the fire

 

[ginman]

MRI is clear
Daughter cancer free for three,
my best Christmas gift

 

[dshans]

The Wanker awakes
The season changes to snow
Pour another nog

 

[dshans]

The door half open
Light and dark visit daily
A shaded window

 

[wizards8507]

Wife watching Oscars
Kimmel isn't that funny
Kill me quickly please

 

[dshans]

Kill switch malfunction
Your wife not in my crosshairs
Off switch on remote

 

[BeauBenken]

Ah, Haiku Battle
It has been far, far too long
Good threads never die

 

[irishdiehard]

La La Land just won
Oops I guess it was Moonlight
They got Steve Harvey'd

 

[GATTACA!]

Moonlight took the crown
People will cry for La La
Manchester was robbed

 

[IrishLion]

Hop, skip, jump, young pup
Why has squirrel lost his nuts?
And the grapefruit rolls.

 

[IrishLion]

We pulled that offer
The board really really mad
No more Malik Vann

 

[dshans]

What is left a man
When full with joy or sorrow
But to rise and dance

 

[Fbolt]

Peanuts are tasty
But not circus elephants
Let's stick with peanuts

 

[dshans]

Salted or boiled
A legume is a legume
Jameson for all

 

[Fbolt]

Word game is such fun
Toothpick, Snuffleupagus
Who creates these words?

 

[Bubbles]

A moose once bit my
Sister, all because of an
interspace toothbrush

 

[ulukinatme]

I hate offseason
ND Football is my life
Please don't tell my wife.

 

[NankerPhelge]

Where is that DShans?
He was a funny old dude
Did he drink too much?

 

[ulukinatme]

DShans! Is that you?
One can never tell with you.
You're an enigma.

 

[NankerPhelge]

ZZ Top is good
At the Elkhart County Fair
Looking for some tush

 

[BeauBenken]

Good threads will never die
Great posters will live always
Back to honeymoon

 

[GowerND11]

Beau can't count to five
Never is two syllables
He should have used ne'er