Funny picture thread...

[BGIF]

I guess I’m too American,... after the bidet first it’s thing you still have to wipe/dry right???

No, there's a warm air blower with adjustable blower speeds. It works for front and/or rear.


But you live in El Paso, all you have to do is open the front door, stand legs apart slightly and you'll be dry in 10 seconds tops. "It's a dry heat."

 

[ACamp1900]

No, there's a warm air blower with adjustable blower speeds. It works for front and/or rear.


But you live in El Paso, all you have to do is open the front door, stand legs apart slightly and you'll be dry in 10 seconds tops. "It's a dry heat."

It’s like the Inception of gay,... gay within a gay.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

It’s like the Inception of gay,... gay within a gay.

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[ulukinatme]

I guess I’m too American,... after the bidet does it’s thing you still have to wipe/dry right???

Yeah, but instead of smearing poop across your taint/ass with a bunch of paper you're taking just a couple squares and patting your butt dry after the bidet. Cuts down on waste, virtually eliminates the cause of clogged toilets, and you're cleaner to boot. If you're gutsy you could probably even shake your tookus off before you stand up and then just pull your pants up, but it's best to check with the paper to make sure nothing was missed.

They've got a whole thread dedicated to bidets on SurlyHorns.com, it'll open your eyes

 

[Henges24]

You've got my attention.

Can someone recommend one of these anus cleaners from Amazon?

 

[Irish YJ]

My buddy from Saudi had a bidet when I was in school, and I had one later years while starting up a center in Eastern Europe. A few in the family have them.

That said, get an old school bidet. The hole electronic toilet thingy is really

 

[Circa]

You've got my attention.

Can someone recommend one of these anus cleaners from Amazon?

They are rather expensive, because we think Capitalism is the bestism.

If a bidet is gay... I'm happy that my ass Is the only heterosexual that stays clean.

These cleaning tools are cheaper than a months worth of teenagers house of horrors.

I wish I was a homosexual at times... I can make a roll of toilet paper last a month.



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[NDdomer2]

 

[Irish#1]

 

[Irish#1]

 

[Irish#1]

 

[Bishop2b5]

 

[ACamp1900]

 

[ulukinatme]

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They got that right. The Power Glove...it's bad.

 

[ulukinatme]

 

[ulukinatme]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/NCL4zXx61h">pic.twitter.com/NCL4zXx61h</a></p>— elfenixvideo (@elfenixvideo) <a href="https://twitter.com/elfenixvideo/status/1247623774129840129?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 7, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

 

[ulukinatme]

 

[Irish#1]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/NCL4zXx61h">pic.twitter.com/NCL4zXx61h</a></p>— elfenixvideo (@elfenixvideo) <a href="https://twitter.com/elfenixvideo/status/1247623774129840129?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 7, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

WalMart! lol

 

[Irish#1]

Five minutes later and I'm still laughing at that one.

 

[ulukinatme]

WalMart! lol

Yeah, I was prepping myself to be disappointed when I first saw the meme come up in my feed, and then when I saw Brigitte Nielsen I cracked lol.

 

[Irish#1]

 

[Irish#1]

 

[ulukinatme]

Steve Rodgers was infected with Coronavirus. They gave him a blood transfusion from Chuck Norris and not only was he cured, he became Captain America.

 

[ACamp1900]

 

[Irish#1]

 

[ulukinatme]

 

[Irish#1]

 

[Irish#1]

 

[Circa]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">We already do this. No need to enforce it <a href="https://t.co/z6byDFynNp">pic.twitter.com/z6byDFynNp</a></p>— You Have One Job, Stay Indoors (@_youhadonejob1) <a href="https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob1/status/1259142165940273153?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 9, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

 

[Irish#1]