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connor_in

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Oh yeah. I am (was?) a huge B.o.B fan. His first 4 or 5 mixtapes were awesome, and his first album was legit.

But I have never been able to take him very serious outside of his music. I believe in plenty of conspiracies, and some of them would even be considered pretty "out there," but that dude has officially gone off his rocker with this most recent deal. He used to make a little bit of sense, and at least seemed relatively level-headed about all of the various conspiracies he's being "censored" for speaking out about... but he just looked like a complete jackass today.

Spill....this is the conspiracy thread after all
 

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"It must be all the Chem-Trails Coming Down on You."


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I blame everything on the Rothschild's, liberals, conservatives, the man on the grassy knoll, and, of course, the Illuminati.

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I think it's a great conspiracy theory, all of the cops vs black folks being shot, is an underlying attempt to eventually crest martial law conditions in which the police force is militarized.
 

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I think it's a great conspiracy theory, all of the cops vs black folks being shot, is an underlying attempt to eventually crest martial law conditions in which the police force is militarized.

I like it. Kind of like the Syrian refugees being brought in isn't really about helping refugees.
 

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I think it's a great conspiracy theory, all of the cops vs black folks being shot, is an underlying attempt to eventually crest martial law conditions in which the police force is militarized.

Well, George Soros... Hungarian billionaire progressive who funds Black Lives Matter and pays people to protest, convicted criminal, avowed hater of the United States capitalist success and currently in the process of shorting this country... in the email hack recently to be pushing the race war in order to achieve universal federalized police in the United States.

Soros is a socialist, which is fine, but what is very scary is that he has literally caused revolutions and regime change across the world with his influence and resources. He's basically responsible for instigating/supporting the refugee crisis in Europe, and openly advocates the destruction of all nations/borders. He's about global socialism.

The worsening of race relations in the United States is not a naturally occurring phenomenon. In the hacked emails, he noted that it was an "opportunity" to stoke the fires over questionable police shootings (starting with Ferguson) and paid $33 million dollars to support rioters.

Many people speculate that his motivations are based in being an Orthodox Jew who lives through the Holocaust and wanting to literally destroy the "first world" in any way possible because it has persecuted his people since the dawn of modern society.
 

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So, I posted a joke about flat-earthers. My cousin is trying to argue how it is, with the argument of why he can't get a flight from Sydney to Chile. So in response I took a screenshot from a non'stop flight from Santiago to Sydney.
 

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So, I posted a joke about flat-earthers. My cousin is trying to argue how it is, with the argument of why he can't get a flight from Sydney to Chile. So in response I took a screenshot from a non'stop flight from Santiago to Sydney.

I love Flat-Earthers.

Ask him if he also believes in the Krill, which are lizard-people that live under the Flat Earth.

And ask him why the water of the Oceans don't flow over the sides and deplete our stores. Ask him if it's because of the Arctic Wall, or because of magic.

And ask him if he believes in gravity, or if we are bound to the Flat Earth because the Flat Earth is hurtling upwards through space, keeping us pinned in place.
 

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I love Flat-Earthers.

Ask him if he also believes in the Krill, which are lizard-people that live under the Flat Earth.

And ask him why the water of the Oceans don't flow over the sides and deplete our stores. Ask him if it's because of the Arctic Wall, or because of magic.

And ask him if he believes in gravity, or if we are bound to the Flat Earth because the Flat Earth is hurtling upwards through space, keeping us pinned in place.

Now he's saying that the flight doesn't exist because it's expensive.

On a side note, he believes in chemtrails.
 

connor_in

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I love Flat-Earthers.

Ask him if he also believes in the Krill, which are lizard-people that live under the Flat Earth.

And ask him why the water of the Oceans don't flow over the sides and deplete our stores. Ask him if it's because of the Arctic Wall, or because of magic.

And ask him if he believes in gravity, or if we are bound to the Flat Earth because the Flat Earth is hurtling upwards through space, keeping us pinned in place.

Well all that brings up the Moon conspiracies...

hollow?
spaceship?
not really that far away?
not really that big?
not even touching the fake moon landing conspiracies
 

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On a side note, he believes in chemtrails.
Not to open a can of worms, here, but chemtrails aren't exactly something up for debate. It's a documented fact that the US gov't has used airliners to disperse inert chemicals into the atmosphere in order to track their movement so they have a better understanding of how biological and chemical agents would behave in specific weather conditions. Although I cannot speak about other governments throughout the world, it's safe to assume that if one does it, another is probably doing it as well. For reference, one of the documented instances of this happening was Operation LAC, which is now declassified.

Admittedly, to somehow take this fact and extrapolate any "conspiracy" other than a governmental organization releasing inert chemicals into the sky with airplanes is misleading at best.
 

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The "chemtrails" hypothesis is bunk. Everyone knows that "chemicals are "released" in the air all the time (ex. every airplane's jet fuel exhaust ). That's not the Chemtrails Hypothesis. The hypothesis is that the government releases certain chemicals to deliberately affect the citizenry. THAT is pure imagination based on nothing but bunk and paranoia.
 

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The "chemtrails" hypothesis is bunk. Everyone knows that "chemicals are "released" in the air all the time (ex. every airplane's jet fuel exhaust ). That's not the Chemtrails Hypothesis. The hypothesis is that the government releases certain chemicals to deliberately affect the citizenry. THAT is pure imagination based on nothing but bunk and paranoia.
Speaking of theories and paranoia, I have always held the theory that if a government wished to prevent citizens from discussing specific topics, you'd have to control the narrative. What this means is that you'd have to be able to influence both the "mainstream" narrative and the "conspiracy" narrative.

Look at this instance, specifically. Mainstream narrative: Contrails, not chemtrails. Conspiracy narrative: Chemicals released to deliberately affect citizenry.

There's nothing to debate unless you wish to define the term "chemtrail" as anything other than the government using airplanes to deliberately release chemicals into the atmosphere (and not contrails or any "chemicals" as a standard byproduct of operating a plane). This is a documented fact and there's no getting around it.
 
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I love Flat-Earthers.

Ask him if he also believes in the Krill, which are lizard-people that live under the Flat Earth.

And ask him why the water of the Oceans don't flow over the sides and deplete our stores. Ask him if it's because of the Arctic Wall, or because of magic.

And ask him if he believes in gravity, or if we are bound to the Flat Earth because the Flat Earth is hurtling upwards through space, keeping us pinned in place.

I have a cousin who is a flat-earther. It's hilarious.

Yeah it's the arctic wall, in their view.

I told him "listen, for the northern hemisphere, we sorta agree. As you get closer to the North Pole, Earth gets smaller. But in a globe model, as you get closer to the south pole I think Earth gets smaller and you say it gets bigger. Sooo someone on a shipping container from Malaysia to Chile would notice 'huh..that took like 9 days longer than they said it would' or some meteorologist would notice 'huh...storms in the southern hemisphere move muuuuch faster than in the northern hemisphere to cover the same ground, that's weird..."

But yeah he's a 9/11 truther, chemtrail, flat earther, you name it. They're a wild bunch.
 

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Flat earthers are generally mocked and ridiculed by even the most aggressive conspiracy theorists.
 

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I have over the past few weeks become increasingly interested (read: obsessed) with the strange occurrence of thousands of missing persons in national parks/forests in the U.S., Canada, Australia, and the U.K. David Paulides is a former detective who has now dedicated his life to either finding the people or putting a spotlight on the cases as they normally go un-reported or there is a lack of interest on the part of the Interior Dept.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4uCgxbDoAc

I've also been listening with rapt attention the Mr. Creepypasta series from the /nosleep subreddit by a guy who (at least claims to) works for the NFS search and rescue unit. Really good stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YskG1zqMfxo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0JaCFsh_gI&t=1951s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWcZTNYio_U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnvbUGn8MTs
 
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