I’m thinking he wanted to dip his toe in the southern drawl pool saying “mah famlah” , and it got away from him as he continued. I’m guessing that he would delete this from the internet forever if he could because it’s embarrassingly terrible. It’s clear there’s been quite a bit of negative fallout (abandoning team, quick meeting, no wanted assistant coaches going to LSU, etc) and he is really trying to win over the fan base somewhat in a foolish attempt to channel a Boston version of Ed O….
I am pretty sure diving into gold coins like Scrooge McDuck will help him live it down though. I think I’d take the PR roast for that kind of loot