Brian Kelly Revisited (RIP BOZO)

[ickythump1225]

Copy pasta worthy.

LOL. The lamer version of this:

What the f*ck did you just fucking say about me, you little b*tch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*ck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f*cking words. You think you can get away with saying that sh*t to me over the Internet? Think again, f*cker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f*cking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shIt. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fIcking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you damn idiot. I will shIt fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f*cking dead, kiddo.

 

[Sea Turtle]

I completely disagree with the rational, coherent thinker argument. You've definitely been a bit unhinged since the Michigan loss. Yeah, it sucked, that's the damn honest truth. It's not an indicator of where this program is though, it was just an awful night in a storm that we can't take back. You've gone on to stump for bringing in a number of other possible head coaches in place of Brian Kelly, most of which are not realistically coming to South Bend.

This is not the 70s. Notre Dame is not the only program regularly on TV each Saturday. We have scholarship limitations these days, and the best athletes often can't get into ND because of academic restrictions. Many things have changed in the last 20-30 years making it much tougher to win at Notre Dame. Even in a hypothetical situation where you get Urban or Saban to come to ND (Which they aren't), it's folly to think they're going to enjoy the same successes they had at Alabama or Ohio State because both programs do things very differently from Notre Dame. At Ohio State Joey Bosa missed one game for weed, yet at Notre Dame he would have missed a season. That's a rather big difference, and it's just the tip of the iceberg.

Do I think Kelly can win a national championship at ND? Probably not, not without some crazy good luck like Clemson somehow losing two games in a season and missing the playoffs. I also think it's unlikely a better coach is coming to ND and can improve on what Kelly has accomplished. I think he's the best coach available to us right now and it would be silly to run him off because anyone you bring in will likely achieve less and then we're back to mediocrity again. These days it would be nice to win those big games like Georgia, but people forget that it's hard to win in college football and it's even harder to upset a good team. Kelly has lost some big games, but how many of those were we favored in? Don't expect miracles and then cry when they don't happen.

I wish you good luck on your journey, hopefully you can find a way to move past all this. I hope you come to realize that we live in a very different landscape when it comes to college football these days and it's incredibly difficult to compete with the true football factories out there. It's impressive Kelly has been able to improve the program, getting to the NCG and the playoff are no easy feats. Only 9 teams in all of college football have even seen the playoff, and we're one of those teams. Try to focus on the positives and not get so wrapped up in the negative.

To be fair though, ND did part of the landscape change to themselves. There was nothing wrong with ND football from 1986-1993. ND decided to make things far more difficult for the football program by tightening everything up and putting a 'restrictor plate' on the program.

This made it impossible for even Lou Holtz to win there anymore and it ran him off. It's hard to blame modern education and today's kids for NDs lack of success. You've always had a certain segment who wasn't coming to ND. The Dexter Manley's of the world, all of those Miami of Florida kids, the Big 8 freshmen who were 25 year old men, etc.

To be fair, ND did a lot of this to themselves.

 

[Circa]

The hell we will...

Pretty sure yall get that covered in the 1st grade? Simple Geography and the local news....
Worked at PG&L and Duke Energy.

 

[NDdomer2]

Happy Thanksgiving indeed.

Craziest thing about hi was how long he had been on this board with what seemed to be very little posting them BAM!

 

[ulukinatme]

To be fair though, ND did part of the landscape change to themselves. There was nothing wrong with ND football from 1986-1993. ND decided to make things far more difficult for the football program by tightening everything up and putting a 'restrictor plate' on the program.

This made it impossible for even Lou Holtz to win there anymore and it ran him off. It's hard to blame modern education and today's kids for NDs lack of success. You've always had a certain segment who wasn't coming to ND. The Dexter Manley's of the world, all of those Miami of Florida kids, the Big 8 freshmen who were 25 year old men, etc.

To be fair, ND did a lot of this to themselves.

Totally agree. Some of the changes to college football happened naturally and were always going to happen, like the establishment of SEC Network, BTN Network, ESPN broadcasting more teams in general, etc. ND has shot themselves in the foot a bit when it comes to competing with the top programs though, that can't be denied.

 

[Luckylucci]

There should be an asterisk next that FSU loss. I will go to my grave not over that bullsh*t penalty that robbed us of victory.

Definite W.

 

[Circa]

God y'all are bored today, huh?

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[Circa]

Happy Thanksgiving indeed.

Craziest thing about hi was how long he had been on this board with what seemed to be very little posting them BAM!

He must have been left out of the high school reunion at the local beverage stand and BK was the reason...

 

[FDNYIrish1]

I am always amazed at how a college football message board can cause people to become completely unhinged and lose their shit. This place is great. I’ve learned a ton from scrolling through here from a lot of great posters. I have no idea how some of you find the time to research recruiting the way you do, but I appreciate the hard work.

 

[Circa]

I am always amazed at how a college football message board can cause people to become completely unhinged and lose their shit. This place is great. I’ve learned a ton from scrolling through here from a lot of great posters. I have no idea how some of you find the time to research recruiting the way you do, but I appreciate the hard work.

True!
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[Circa]

LOL. The lamer version of this:

What the f*ck did you just fucking say about me, you little b*tch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*ck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f*cking words. You think you can get away with saying that sh*t to me over the Internet? Think again, f*cker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f*cking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shIt. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fIcking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you damn idiot. I will shIt fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f*cking dead, kiddo.

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Come on buddy. It's just Brad from down the street... He might paint houses now and again tho....
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[PraetorianND]

Damn it, Praetorian! This is my thing!





This was pretty good too. He probably looked at the joined date and thought he had been around longer, but still pretty funny calling out a long time poster like he had tenure here.

My bad! I’ll let you manage the Doc memes from now on, sir.

Yeah, honestly I got annoyed by the Mods need to somehow be perfect all the time and ultra-professional nonsense. Mods are people too, and the expectation isn’t retail sales levels of a crap-taking from assholes. Honestly though, the fact that he even thought that was the case demonstrates how good they all are.

Tip of the hat to the mods.

 

[stlnd01]

Happy Thanksgiving indeed.

Craziest thing about hi was how long he had been on this board with what seemed to be very little posting them BAM!

Losing to Michigan can do that to a man.

 

[PANDFAN]

My bad! I’ll let you manage the Doc memes from now on, sir.

Yeah, honestly I got annoyed by the Mods need to somehow be perfect all the time and ultra-professional nonsense. Mods are people too, and the expectation isn’t retail sales levels of a crap-taking from assholes. Honestly though, the fact that he even thought that was the case demonstrates how good they all are.

Tip of the hat to the mods.

 

[NDdomer2]

You realize I'm the rational, coherent thinker, here right?

Can't believe how perfect this movie scene is for this

 

[NDdomer2]

Losing to Michigan can do that to a man.

IDK kinda seemed like a Dad used this account 10 years ago and always told his kid he couldn't get on and post then after michigan he was like fuck it, have at it kid here's my password.

 

[irishnd31]

WTF did I miss? Damnit!
Dude had to be like 13 years old. Definitely a whiny little bitch. Which makes me think that his request for me to “ride a dick” is way inappropriate. Like now is Chris Hansen going to be waiting for me as I walk in the door from work? Cameras come out and he tells me I can leave and I get gang tackled at the bottom of the stairs? Ulukinatme, bring me smokes in the joint.
But in all seriousness, dude is a garbage fart and will not be missed. He cries because no one would ally up and called him out for his repetitive bull dung. Go poison another board douche canoe.
For what it’s worth Praetorian, I think you’re the beans.
And to all the mods, thank you for doing a thankless job. You are all aces.

 

[irishnd31]

Who are you? Have a seat son.

 

[Circa]

WTF did I miss? Damnit!
Dude had to be like 13 years old. Definitely a whiny little bitch. Which makes me think that his request for me to “ride a dick” is way inappropriate. Like now is Chris Hansen going to be waiting for me as I walk in the door from work? Cameras come out and he tells me I can leave and I get gang tackled at the bottom of the stairs? Ulukinatme, bring me smokes in the joint.
But in all seriousness, dude is a garbage fart and will not be missed. He cries because no one would ally up and called him out for his repetitive bull dung. Go poison another board douche canoe.
For what it’s worth Praetorian, I think you’re the beans.
And to all the mods, thank you for doing a thankless job. You are all aces.

I agree and all butt....
Mods be like...<iframe src="https://giphy.com/embed/fH6c5QnWZeI4qXJej3" width="480" height="328" frameBorder="0" class="giphy-embed" allowFullScreen></iframe><p><a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/youngertv-tv-land-tvland-fH6c5QnWZeI4qXJej3">via GIPHY</a></p>
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[irishnd31]

I agree and all butt....
Mods be like...<iframe src="https://giphy.com/embed/fH6c5QnWZeI4qXJej3" width="480" height="328" frameBorder="0" class="giphy-embed" allowFullScreen></iframe><p><a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/youngertv-tv-land-tvland-fH6c5QnWZeI4qXJej3">via GIPHY</a></p>
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Lol. I thought you were on a pitch count for gifs

 

[PraetorianND]

WTF did I miss? Damnit!
Dude had to be like 13 years old. Definitely a whiny little bitch. Which makes me think that his request for me to “ride a dick” is way inappropriate. Like now is Chris Hansen going to be waiting for me as I walk in the door from work? Cameras come out and he tells me I can leave and I get gang tackled at the bottom of the stairs? Ulukinatme, bring me smokes in the joint.
But in all seriousness, dude is a garbage fart and will not be missed. He cries because no one would ally up and called him out for his repetitive bull dung. Go poison another board douche canoe.
For what it’s worth Praetorian, I think you’re the beans.
And to all the mods, thank you for doing a thankless job. You are all aces.

No *we* are the beans! Happy thanksgiving Irish fam!

 

[FightingIrishLover7]

"You realize I'm the rational, coherent thinker, here right?" - SINDfan

Is that you, Donald? You the best words!

RIP

 

[notredomer23]

Not to beat a banned horse, but I'd argue it's even okay to be irrational on this board. you just can't be a complete ass-hat. As a former volume-poster turned mostly lurker, that guy was the absolute worst.

 

[Circa]

Love Leache's... They suck the sanctimony outta the sport itself.
Then we have bloggers....
and then we have a winning streak and a bunch of cryers....
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Our next coach should be John....

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[Who'saWildManNow]

Just go to FSU bro...

These kids aren’t playing for anyone.

 

[tko]

Just go to FSU bro...

These kids aren’t playing for anyone.

Correct. Can't get a team fired up to get their third straight 10 win season. What a joke. This game is going to be like Michigan.

 

[DogDaysIrish]

Just go to FSU bro...

These kids aren’t playing for anyone.

*This*

 

[Sherm Sticky]

Just go to FSU bro...



These kids aren&#146;t playing for anyone.

Really wild man I expect better from you...


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[ND88]

Emotions run high during the game. Can’t hold it against anyone ...

 

[ThePiombino]

Just go to FSU bro...

These kids aren&#146;t playing for anyone.

Correct. Can't get a team fired up to get their third straight 10 win season. What a joke. This game is going to be like Michigan.

*This*

This aged well.

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