Sweeney as Snow White would be amazing.
Did you know that the dwarfs all climbed up a ladder one night to get a peek at Snow White undressing? They had the ladder up against the wall just outside her bedroom and the dwarf at the top was peering in. Snow White took off her dress and the top dwarf whispered down to the others, "She's taking her dress off." Next, she removed her stockings and the top dwarf whispered to the others, "She's taking her stockings off." She then removed her bodice and out popped her breasts and the top dwarf whispered hoarsely, "Her top's off! I see her boobs! Wow!" She then slid her panties off and the dwarf on top whispered to the others that she was completely nude and he could see everything. Just at that moment, a carriage turned into the driveway and one of the dwarfs said, "Somebody's coming!" The others dwarfs all answered, "Me too!"
Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.