Any talk about Notre Dame being irrelevant is for the trolls. Other than that, I agree with you on ND. I don't blame you for being dismayed that he'd choose not to go there.
You're wrong about Houston, though. We're a power program within the admittedly unwatchable CUSA. Moving to the Big East after next season will improve our BCS access. There are a few degree tracks at UH that rival those at ND (despite my doubts that this was a factor). And, we've sent as many WR's to the NFL as ND in the past 5 years. Plus, South Bend is probably perfect for some folks, but Houston offers a big city in a warm climate.
Regarding the idea that we bought him, Houston ain't SMU. We've had a brutal time raising funds to build a new stadium while they raised something like $60M by calling 20 donors. In fact, our students are currently voting on whether to fund a bond for the stadium with additional student fees because the alumni haven't been able to do it alone. College football is a dirty business, but we've been clean since the death of the SWC. My gut tells me he chose an exciting underdog over a troubled powerhouse.