USC pitches itself to recruits by advertising its closeness to the Playboy Mansion

magogian

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Edit: Big Oops! It turns out UCLA is far closer to the playboy mansion than USC.

In this ESPN video, top recruits are asked what was the worst recruiting pitch they heard. Recruiting no longer business as usual - ESPN

Starting at the 12 second mark in that video, Cayleb Jones says that a coach told him that the school's dorms are five minutes from the Playboy Mansion. From using Google maps, UCLA is the closest university to the Playboy Mansion.
 
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johnnykillz

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Hell of a pitch...

Never know when one of those hos goes drunk walking then ****in...
 

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Hell of a pitch...

Never know when one of those hos goes drunk walking then ****in...

Well when it's the only pitch you have.. but seriuosly it is funny how you can almost tell what school they are talking about. Also I could not help but to notice how uneducated the Florida commits sounded, do they know Urban went to Ohio State?
 
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I wish that the parents of any recruit considering USC would hear about this.

For example, I doubt Nelson Agholor's parents would be too pleased.

Dad might be staying with his boy more often...
 

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I'm pretty sure he was talking about UCLA. USC isn't even listed with an offer, however UCLA is. Also the playboy mansion is a 30 min. drive from USC, but is literally 5 minutes from UCLA

edit: nvmd, just saw you edited your post.
 

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I'm pretty sure he was talking about UCLA. USC isn't even listed with an offer, however UCLA is. Also the playboy mansion is a 30 min. drive from USC, but is literally 5 minutes from UCLA

Well if that's true I need to retract some tweets.... shame on Magogian....
 

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Good thing I have like 10 followers LOL

I got twitter just to follow news... but it's interesting how therapeutic putting something on blast like "OMG MICHIGAN IS SO LUCKY" is at times...
 

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Sorry guys! I accidently inputed a corporate location for Playboy enterprises into Google maps, rather than the Playboy mansion itself.

Also, I edited the titled in the advanced edit section, but it still shows up as USC rather than UCLA.
 

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Loved that video. So happy to see recruits wising up to the bullsh!t so many of these coaches are selling.

And who do you think told Cyrus Jones that he could be the next Percy Harvin? Urban Liar or Muschamp?

Edit: Approaching one's recruitment as a business decision really works in our favor as well.
 
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You picked a great day to libel USC, magogian. A friendly Trogan just started posting here.
 

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If I was pitching U$C I would walk in and say "Song Girls", recruits would flock in like the Salmon of Capestrano.
 

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If i was pitching U$C...... Wait i wouldn't pitch them because i hate them........ haha cheers Veer.....
 

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I would hardly call this libel. If I was a school in LA, I would be selling the glamor of the region too. Why go to... Syracuse (for example) and look forward to four years of house parties and snow storms when you could live in LA and party at the playboy mansion? Sounds like a good pitch to me.
 

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If I was pitching U$C I would walk in and say "Song Girls", recruits would flock in like the Salmon of Capestrano.

That's one helluva mixed metaphor! Oh, and by the way, it's Capistrano ...



I enjoyed the chuckle.
 

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If I was pushing USC, I'd mention the free housing .... for families of players. But I'd tell them to keep it quiet. (That's for U(SC), Rob.....)
 

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Some recruiting tactics, while within the rules, border on bizarre -- like the coach who told Texas-committed receiver Cayleb Jones he could go to school five minutes from the Playboy Mansion, a thinly veiled suggestion about whom he might meet on the way to class.

I'll bet they mentioned the great NFL prep USC provides for players drafted by Detroit.

Every day the Trojans get to work on footwork and agility on the way to practice by ducking driveby shootings on Sepulveda Blvd. Another perk, courtesy of the Trojan supporters.
 

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Reminds me of the earlier-in-the-year comment from an SC back that "we all gettin' Kim Kardashian."
 

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Reminds me of the earlier-in-the-year comment from an SC back that "we all gettin' Kim Kardashian."
Lol Marc Tyler..."USC breaking bread"

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