Jack Swarbrick Press Conference Disaster

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Ill take it acamp bc after the presser, i was like “what the hell was that?!?”

I think it hit so many of us because as a base we were SO prepared for, "Marcus Freeman is our next head coach,... let's go!!" and it didn't happen. The national take of the presser is/was much better than ours because they weren't as in the weeds. Now, looking back (it seems like it was last week at this point) if what we are hearing about Fickell is true, or even uncertainty about Freeman's future, it all at least makes more sense.
 

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Dang we should have terrible, program-altering news more often. Irishog and Wiz both posting again warms the heart.

Ha! I tried coming back when the site switched over, but I had too many problems navigating in those early days. I even donated money to the fellas for the cause...and you know, (*cough cough*) hoping it might ease some of the problems I was having. But those sumbitches just took my money and ran- ha!

No, I'm married and have kids now, so it's tough finding time to spend 4 hours a day on here anymore!

But you better believe I'll be over this site again when it comes out that Whiskeyjack was a serial pet molester for years, ACamp has been lying about his race to advance his academic career, and Lax is actually a 9 year old girl in Bangladesh.
 

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Finally had a chance to listen to the presser on my way home from work. It wasn't nearly as bad as the quotes and people on here were making it out to be.

Also when he said he wasn't surprised he was obviously referring to not being surprised when Kelly told him because social media had already spoiled it, not that he wasn't surprised by the move in general like some made it out to sound like.
 
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Finally had a chance to listen to the presser on my way home from work. It wasn't nearly as bad as the quotes and people on here were making it out to be.

Also when he said he wasn't surprised he was obviously referring to not being surprised when Kelly told him because social media had already spoiled it, not that he wasn't surprised by the ,move in general like some made it out to sound like.

It wasn't that bad at all. And I'll repeat, people need to relax. They are going to be very happy.
 

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But you better believe I'll be over this site again when it comes out that Whiskeyjack was a serial pet molester for years, ACamp has been lying about his race to advance his academic career, and Lax is actually a 9 year old girl in Bangladesh.

Couldn't be me. I might punt your pet, though.

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Finally had a chance to listen to the presser on my way home from work. It wasn't nearly as bad as the quotes and people on here were making it out to be.

Also when he said he wasn't surprised he was obviously referring to not being surprised when Kelly told him because social media had already spoiled it, not that he wasn't surprised by the ,move in general like some made it out to sound like.

Except he specifically said that there were signs that Kelly may have been looking to move on weeks leading up to now.
 

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Ha! I tried coming back when the site switched over, but I had too many problems navigating in those early days. I even donated money to the fellas for the cause...and you know, (*cough cough*) hoping it might ease some of the problems I was having. But those sumbitches just took my money and ran- ha!

No, I'm married and have kids now, so it's tough finding time to spend 4 hours a day on here anymore!

But you better believe I'll be over this site again when it comes out that Whiskeyjack was a serial pet molester for years, ACamp has been lying about his race to advance his academic career, and Lax is actually a 9 year old girl in Bangladesh.

Peep my registration date I must be *at least* a 10 year old girl from Bangladesh.
 

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Ha! I tried coming back when the site switched over, but I had too many problems navigating in those early days. I even donated money to the fellas for the cause...and you know, (*cough cough*) hoping it might ease some of the problems I was having. But those sumbitches just took my money and ran- ha!

No, I'm married and have kids now, so it's tough finding time to spend 4 hours a day on here anymore!

But you better believe I'll be over this site again when it comes out that Whiskeyjack was a serial pet molester for years, ACamp has been lying about his race to advance his academic career, and Lax is actually a 9 year old girl in Bangladesh.

You actually believed my ‘academic career’ was real!?!! Lololol
 

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Whoa boy. Savvy Jack looked like he just got hit by a bus.

”Highlights”
-Not blindsided (lol)
-No interim coach (LOL)
-Needs time

Dude is out of his depth

lax my sole quibble is grammatical. He has no depth therefore can not be " out of his depth.". He is a two legged anus and fellates goats.
 

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Whoa boy. Savvy Jack looked like he just got hit by a bus.

”Highlights”
-Not blindsided (lol)
-No interim coach (LOL)
-Needs time

Dude is out of his depth

this made me laugh...

Looks like he wasn't blindsided
Didn't need an interim coach
Doesn't need time
 

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LAX is one of the best on this site.

He got carried away in the moment. At least he was here posting while I was about to stick my head in the oven.
 

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I had a totally different take on Jack's pc...
I felt he was totally showing that ND was already prepared to part w Kelly... And he put that on Kelly's behavior over the last weeks/months... I think Jack deftly & politically painted Kelly in a v bad light...
 

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I had a totally different take on Jack's pc...
I felt he was totally showing that ND was already prepared to part w Kelly... And he put that on Kelly's behavior over the last weeks/months... I think Jack deftly & politically painted Kelly in a v bad light...

I said this same day,… thanks for the reps
 

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I 100% stand by my opinion that his initial press conference was a disaster. He looked like a hungover unemployed uncle and the statements he made were bizarre. He could've easily displayed strength and conviction even with a lack of answers.

He deserves credit for his actions after the presser, which are infinitely more important than some media event. He worked quickly and built consensus behind the Freeman + Rees combo.
 

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I 100% stand by my opinion that his initial press conference was a disaster. He looked like a hungover unemployed uncle and the statements he made were bizarre. He could've easily displayed strength and conviction even with a lack of answers.

He deserves credit for his actions after the presser, which are infinitely more important than some media event. He worked quickly and built consensus behind the Freeman + Rees combo.

100% agree.....He is so awkward talking in public it's pitiful. I'll never say the guy isn't smart, but he totally reminds me of the genius in the corner office that keeps his door closed and cracks numbers all day.
 

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His remark that he didnt have a list of candidates directly contradicts something he's said before. That's when I knew not to take anything from the press conference seriously. But certainly inspired no confidence. In fact, the opposite, which is the real concerning part.

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I 100% stand by my opinion that his initial press conference was a disaster. He looked like a hungover unemployed uncle and the statements he made were bizarre. He could've easily displayed strength and conviction even with a lack of answers.

He deserves credit for his actions after the presser, which are infinitely more important than some media event. He worked quickly and built consensus behind the Freeman + Rees combo.

As usual, you're right on. I was defensive against the first part of your post because of how the second part played out, if that makes sense. Both can be, and are, true, after reflecting on it.
 

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I 100% stand by my opinion that his initial press conference was a disaster. He looked like a hungover unemployed uncle and the statements he made were bizarre. He could've easily displayed strength and conviction even with a lack of answers.

He deserves credit for his actions after the presser, which are infinitely more important than some media event. He worked quickly and built consensus behind the Freeman + Rees combo.

This. Swarbrick could have said "We've received a lot of interest in the job in a short period of time. We have a lot of options on the table, we know what type of coach and what direction we want to go, and I will work through the candidates as quickly as possible to find the best fit."

That would have displayed some conviction that he was capable of doing his job. Instead, he told a reporter that he doesn't keep a list of potential HC candidates in his drawer (which he should be doing) and that every coaching search is unique. This isn't a freaking gender studies class, Jack. Every HC candidate isn't a freaking snowflake. If you can't tell the fans that you at least have some guys in mind then wtf are we even doing here.

The University and the fanbase was blindsided. His job was to put his nuts on the podium and reassure everyone that he had the biggest ones in the room. Instead, he did the AD equivalent of announcing that he has an average sized penis and his wife wouldn't want it any bigger. Lax rightfully pointed that out.
 

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I 100% stand by my opinion that his initial press conference was a disaster. He looked like a hungover unemployed uncle and the statements he made were bizarre. He could've easily displayed strength and conviction even with a lack of answers.

He deserves credit for his actions after the presser, which are infinitely more important than some media event. He worked quickly and built consensus behind the Freeman + Rees combo.

I wonder if he was against the press conference but the university forced one? Only reason I can think of to sound so disinterested and give uninspiring answers only to then make the quickest hiring turnaround we've seen at ND.
 

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do people keep lists in desk drawers still?

i mean phone laptop sure. but hard copy docs in desk drawers should be non-existent at this stage in business.
 

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He's a relentlessly smug, supercilious bastard and took the path of least resistance here, per usual. I hope it works out because MF seems like he fucking rules but this process was shitty, and there were better options that a different type of dude at the athletic director position could have pursued, specifically Rhule and Aranda. Jack did what Jack was capable of and now we're all fingers crossed that MF can handle a giant step up, and that Tommy can teach himself offense. If they struggle, it's very possible that the program won't be in such an attractive state five years from now when we're looking for a coach again.
 

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I 100% stand by my opinion that his initial press conference was a disaster. He looked like a hungover unemployed uncle and the statements he made were bizarre. He could've easily displayed strength and conviction even with a lack of answers.

He deserves credit for his actions after the presser, which are infinitely more important than some media event. He worked quickly and built consensus behind the Freeman + Rees combo.

Regardless of the content, I didn’t judge him to harshly on his appearance. He’s an old guy….I’ll be that old guy soon enough….gravity is a bitch and I assumed he got zero sleep. I can get a good night’s sleep and I’ll still have Samsonite bags under my eyes. I have no idea what time he finally heard from BK but I suspect his night didn’t end there.

Yes, he could have said displayed strength & conviction despite a lack of answers. He’s always done that in the past, so your point stands there. Someone should advise him to put Preparation H under his eyes, wear a heavily starched shirt & do some yoga or 10 min fat burning routine next time he has media presser w/ no sleep…LOL!
 

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I think we all agree he would like a redo but he was gonna be screwed either way. face the world after caught with your pants down or not have one and everyone freaking out about that. He had his priorities right for the moment. Again, I am sure he would like a redo. His give a shit was just way too low at that moment.
 

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I didn't expect him to provide full disclosure and show his hand on Tuesday.

I was mostly concerned he didn't seem prepared for the simple questions that he had to have known he was going to be asked.

Apart from that, this came together quickly and in a way that united the fan base for the first time in decades. All good.
 

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Jack's press conference has 34,000 views total. No one will remember it a year from now.

True.

And honestly, I don’t think anyone will remember it even happened after Monday.
 

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This. Swarbrick could have said "We've received a lot of interest in the job in a short period of time. We have a lot of options on the table, we know what type of coach and what direction we want to go, and I will work through the candidates as quickly as possible to find the best fit."

That would have displayed some conviction that he was capable of doing his job. Instead, he told a reporter that he doesn't keep a list of potential HC candidates in his drawer (which he should be doing) and that every coaching search is unique. This isn't a freaking gender studies class, Jack. Every HC candidate isn't a freaking snowflake. If you can't tell the fans that you at least have some guys in mind then wtf are we even doing here.

The University and the fanbase was blindsided. His job was to put his nuts on the podium and reassure everyone that he had the biggest ones in the room. Instead, he did the AD equivalent of announcing that he has an average sized penis and his wife wouldn't want it any bigger. Lax rightfully pointed that out.

First part of bolded is Rule #1 of an AD: you always have a list- full potato list, coach gets covid list, coach has to go dry out for 3 months list, coach's wife gets sick list, nuclear options list, whatever. If you're an AD and aren't keeping tabs on the market, you're not doing your job. Much like any manager/boss/executive anywhere else.

Second part of bolded made it seem like he was speaking as a true academic. I'm sure many wanted to have a meeting to discuss the potential to form a committee to decide if they should, in fact, have a committee to look at hiring a new staff position. Then after the snail's pace that took, while every person on the committee was able to feel as though their position was justified, a new coach would be hired right in time to kick off the '23 football season. This isn't academia, it's real world, cutthroat business.

Fingers crossed Jack hired the right guy and did it in a timely fashion though.
 

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True.

And honestly, I don’t think anyone will remember it even happened after Monday.

Totally agree it was a disaster but yeah, only us select few psychos who have been hitting refresh every 30 seconds for the last 4 days probably watched the thing lol
 

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He's a relentlessly smug, supercilious bastard and took the path of least resistance here, per usual. I hope it works out because MF seems like he fucking rules but this process was shitty, and there were better options that a different type of dude at the athletic director position could have pursued, specifically Rhule and Aranda. Jack did what Jack was capable of and now we're all fingers crossed that MF can handle a giant step up, and that Tommy can teach himself offense. If they struggle, it's very possible that the program won't be in such an attractive state five years from now when we're looking for a coach again.

you are some kind of foul-mouthed whore. He's far smarter than you and it's not debatable. He's guided us through some very turbulent waters and now he has the program in a far different place than it was 12 years ago.
 
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