Marry, Screw or Kill Unlimited

[tussin]

I know people who went to high school with her. She's a fucking psycho.

Need stories.

 

[dre1919]

No idea who Lana Kane is so here I go:

Marry Carrie Fisher, Kill Jean Grey (before she kills you...learn from Cyclops people), Screw Lana? I guess. Now for something truly difficult...

80's Love, yo!

Lea Thompson

Elizabeth Shue

Mia Sara

 

[RyCo1983]

No idea who Lana Kane is so here I go:

Marry Carrie Fisher, Kill Jean Grey (before she kills you...learn from Cyclops people), Screw Lana? I guess. Now for something truly difficult...

80's Love, yo!

Lea Thompson

Elizabeth Shue

Mia Sara

Marry Lea
Kill Elizabeth
Screw Mia


I also will defer to whomever wants to go next

 

[IrishLion]

Lana Kane

Slave Leia

Jean Grey (Phoenix)

Take your time. Special Powers should be considered.

I'm banging Lana in hopes of a good back-and-forth with Archer about the experience.

I'm marrying Slave Leia because Gold Bikini Thing and Jedi children.

I'm killing Jean so she can't use her witchcraft on me.

 

[ND NYC]

fun fact:

Martha Stewart was known as "Mattress Martha" during her days at nutley high school in jersey

carry on...

 

[dre1919]

Nevermind, Alamo got it!

 

[GATTACA!]

 

[greyhammer90]

Kill Maggie, screw Kat, marry Renee. At least she has talent.

 

[PANDFAN]

that's a f#cked up list to choose from man!

 

[greyhammer90]

 

[ulukinatme]

Nope, not touching that one reps

 

[greyhammer90]

Someone needs to bite the bullet. We all know who needs to die, and who the one to marry is.

 

[ulukinatme]

Someone needs to bite the bullet. We all know who needs to die, and who the one to marry is.

Does that mean Charlie is the one to screw? You know what they say...the bigger the cushion

 

[Cackalacky]

Someone needs to bite the bullet. We all know who needs to die, and who the one to marry is.

LOL. I tried and I kept getting the same answer over and over.
Fine.....
Marry Weis, Kill Willingham and bang Kelly (because he is like Hansel).

 

[greyhammer90]

Does that mean Charlie is the one to screw? You know what they say...the bigger the cushion

I don't know, is he?

 

[ulukinatme]

LOL. I tried and I kept getting the same answer over and over.
Fine.....
Marry Weis, Kill Willingham and bang Kelly (because he is like Hansel).

I suppose if you do marry Weis you'll never see him. He'll either be in the film room or at a buffet all the time.

 

[Cackalacky]

I suppose if you do marry Weis you'll never see him. He'll either be in the film room or at a buffet all the time.

Plus he has a few more years of ND money coming in. It would be a marriage of convenience.

 

[ulukinatme]

Your turn Cack

 

[Irish#1]

Nope, not touching that one reps

I thought my "Three Stooges" was better than that, but everyone was afraid to touch that one. lol

 

[Cackalacky]

Time for some gingers

 

[GATTACA!]

Time for some gingers

Kill Stone
Marry Adams
Fuck whoever that third one is

 

[ulukinatme]

Time for some gingers

Tough. I guess kill Woll, marry Amy Adams, screw Emma Stone

[EDIT] Looks like Gattaca is up, I was typing my reply as I was looking up who Deborah Woll was

 

[GoIrish41]

Time for some gingers

Like me some red heads.

 

[GATTACA!]

Mila

Dianna Agron

Blake Lively

Dime edition

 

[pkt77242]

Mila

Dianna Agron

Blake Lively

Dime edition

Marry Dianna
Screw Mila
Off Blake.

 

[pkt77242]

Ok lets go with former Disney stars

Hilary

Vanessa

Selena

 

[gkIrish]

Marry Hillary
Kill Vanessa
Bang Selena

 

[IrishSteelhead]

Bang Hilary
Marry Vanessa
Kill Selena

 

[IrishSteelhead]

Assuming all are actual women:

Britney Griner

Ellen Degeneres

Paula Poundstone

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Assuming all are actual women:

Define "bang" here. Realistically, it would probably involve being on the receiving end of a strap-on.